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  1. Fallin4U
    Yes, Danny refered to dropzones as "the island of misfit toys" more than once.
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    Pretty nice skydive. The end of Danny's freefall was a bit ominous though...I'm guessing some discussion ensued over that part. Blues, Dave Good eye, Is that a collision avoidance turn as soon as Danny opened? Someone somehow got underneath us and deployed. Theres an alitimeter glimpse just before it, I started opening right at 4000.
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    Danny took me on my AFF5 jump after I had a nightmare that he threw me out of the plane with no parachute. I was doing poorly in AFF and went to the DZ almost not expecting to pass Lvl5 and quit. He made a video of my jump and encouraged me, he asked "Whats the key to success" repeatedly on the ride up. He pointed at my chest strap and said "Whats this?" and popped me on the nose. I passed the jump and this was the last time an instructor held on to me on exit. Danny, I will always remember you. You taught me how to refuse to fail that day. Here is my AFF5 video, taken from his perspective, if you don't mind watching a computer geek try to skydive. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_iVIo-5870 Blue Skies Danny, I will always remember you.
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    Thats got to be the closest video I've seen to how it would look if you're going to burn in Glad to hear he survived.
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    What about wet pussycat?
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    Of course... no one wants to "throw a banana down Broadway"
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    Orbit Mint Mojito gum. Chew some after eating. Gets rid of the smell of anything... even fish tacos!
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    Browsing dropzone while being pleasured and getting juicy over the latest Parachutist.
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    Dental pain is definitely high on the list.... but passing a kidney stone.... has got it beat. No wonder some women jokingly call it "Childbirth pain for men"
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    Maybe also a Pop N Mop.
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    Home invasion robbers or anyone that hurt my kids. I wouldn't call the police. We would tie them up and and study the human anatomy quite intensively.
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    John Holmes had sex with over 3,000 women. So does size matter? You bet it does!
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    Why would you have to pack if you had nothing out?
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    Sperm Donor

    Fallin4U replied to guppie01's topic in The Bonfire

    I am a sperm donor. (not kidding) I have one picture.
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    Hmmm... He can bake... He hasn't tried to get in your pants..... yeah... sumfins fishy.
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    This last summer I made my first jump AFF. I now have 16 jumps and I am addicted. Two bizarre things I have noticed that I would love your feedback on. Since I started I cannot avoid having skydiving dreams... what is it like having a 1000 jumps.... do dreams get more placid or more intense? I once had a dream an instructor threw me out of the plane with no rig... I went straight toward the ground and woke up thinking I was at work. Does that mean I thought I was going to hell? Funny, I ended up jumping with that instructor on my next jump and passed my AFF5 that day.
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    I can't wait to hear a whuffos comment when they hear the expression.. 'Horny Gorilla'!
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    How many jumps/ what rating should you have before attempting a Mr. Bill? I've heard of the Mr. Bill but never got a better defination than locking at the legs in freefall... is there a "official" description? If so, how about the horny gorilla?
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    Hehehe...
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    Not for the faint of heart. That's not chicken.
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    Awww.... what a nice dog! Heres a couple for ya...
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    I agree not to be insulting to those that ask questions intended to be mean, just don't hold their hand and excuse their behavior. When it comes to comments lacking common sense, those who know me find humor in the sarcasm. As for "Didn't your parachute open?" "I got freaked out a little landing off my first time, I didn't perform a proper PLF, and if I had, I probably wouldn't have been injured landing off." would be appropriate if they didn't proceed it with something about being suicidal. Rewarding idiocy is NEVER doing them a service.
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    Here's a less vicious idea... Have someone call your ex and tell her she has won free movie tickets for her and a guest and ask for the guests name to pick up at will call. Then call him and do the same and record it to see if he chooses her, if he does, hell, they are happy, get them the tickets and move on with your life, if he doesn't.... just play back the recording of him asking to take someone else to her and watch the heads ROLLLLLLL.... This is not to be taken seriously
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    I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. ~ General George S. Patton