Jewels

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  1. If you tried, you could have your own personal . . . harem? (Is that still the right word if they're all men?) TPM Sister #102
  2. LOL--Well, SHE can't eat them, THAT'S for sure! TPM Sister #102
  3. Uh oh. See, I really shouldn't contribute here because I would be a bad influence and encourage the eating of the chocolates and cookies and such. BUT, the more important question is: WHO SENT YOU CHOCOLATES? Is there a love story here??? TPM Sister #102
  4. Okay, you've set the bar pretty high. How is anybody else gonna measure up now??? TPM Sister #102
  5. Depends, is she a skydiver, too?? But off-hand, I'd say . . . SCORE!!!! Nice one. TPM Sister #102
  6. Hmmm hmmmm. . . . (Turns away to mind own business. . . .) TPM Sister #102
  7. Nah, despite my best efforts, he continues to resist me. **sigh*** Nothing is going right lately. (kicks clump of dirt) Resistence is FUTILE! He'll cave eventually. They all do, when faced with your irresistible charms.
  8. Umm, yes you do. No, no, no. You just need the right GIVER. TPM Sister #102
  9. Yeah . . . but I don't know ANY woman who would be put out because she got a little something on Valentine's Day. Still, you may be safe! TPM Sister #102
  10. What she said. It's kind of like how she says "nothing" when you ask her what's wrong. Blues, Dave I guarantee you, even if she meant what she said, you'll get big points if you do something anyway. If she DIDN'T mean what she said, WATCH OUT! TPM Sister #102
  11. Umm, wait--you DO know this is a potentially dangerous situation if you take her at her word, right? TPM Sister #102
  12. ROFL! The best part is that it will increase your fall rate . . . assuming you want yours increased, that is. TPM Sister #102
  13. All those that fly that flag need vibes - it's just a political common knowledge Good point. TPM Sister #102
  14. I just thought of something. Maybe your cookie-giver and my cookie-seller are working together. It sounds like an evil plan. TPM Sister #102
  15. Wait--Are YOU doing the Belly-off? Because if you are, I'm not sabotaging you that way. TPM Sister #102
  16. I'm thinking of bringing them to work and forcing people to take a box home with them. And from now on, I am NOT making friends with anyone who has a daughter of Girl Scouting age. Just forget it. TPM Sister #102
  17. It's called "assumption of the risk." They have sharp teeth over there. At least the leg's not holding you back. Just don't give them the other one, too.
  18. Good thing I'm not participating. I have $39 worth of Girl Scout cookies, half of which are Thin Mints. I am going to have to stand on street corners and give these things away . . . or else! TPM Sister #102
  19. LOL--No worries, I wasn't offering to nurture him, either! You seem relatively unscathed, though. TPM Sister #102
  20. Well, thanks for the inquiry, but . . . um . . . NO! Although, I suppose I can see why you'd need nurturing after spending a lot of time over there. TPM Sister #102
  21. I popped over to SC to see what was going on . . . read the thread titles . . . and ducked back out again without opening anything. It was just too ugly. Based on what I saw, may I assume that this a request for vibes on your behalf while you are indisposed over there? TPM Sister #102
  22. Ummm, isn't all that efficiency working against your better interests? 80 minutes. That's a rich fantasy in the making, right there. TPM Sister #102
  23. Oh, man--how long has it been??! Cold turkey, I just can't imagine. I think the guys from my tunnel would probably send the authorities to my home to check on me if I didn't show up for a week or two. TPM Sister #102
  24. EXCELLENT! I'm glad someone on here is making good use of their time. Do you have a wind tunnel problem, too? TPM Sister #102