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ROFL--Where's ExAFO? Share the encouragement, you know! TPM Sister #102
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Fun, yes--but not pretty! You should've seen the looks we were getting. Then again, somehow they had let in some very young kids who I am seriously could have only gotten in with fake IDs. They probably didn't know people as old as us stayed out past 8:00! TPM Sister #102
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Hmmmm. We've got a long way to go! TPM Sister #102
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ROFL--1, 2, cha-cha-cha, 3, 4, cha-cha-cha. It's something you might see on Dancing with the Stars. Trust me, it does NOT go with rap music. TPM Sister #102
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LOL--Now you're just trying to score points! Mind you, it's a smart man who knows to do that. (I knew that there had to be an up-side to having a blurry photo!) TPM Sister #102
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LOL--Well, the rules were DEFINITELY by the wayside tonight. It was not the most comfortable of evenings, but to give credit where credit is due, the guy I was out with has a LOT of self confidence and is more interested in doing fun things than he is about what other people think. Those are good qualities. But I stand by my position that rap music and the cha-cha belong far away from each other! (And yes, I'm sure the young 'uns had plenty to say. One girl gave us high fives to congratulate us for being out at their club. Apparently, she thought we were doing amazingly well without our walkers. ) TPM Sister #102
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Before you get fired tomorrow, I'd like to submit my application for the jewelry department. It has a high mark-up and is broad enough to include jewelry for body piercings. (But I'll need an assistant who could handle the more . . . "delicate" client requests!) I can help!! Having a piercing or two of my own, even though I am not quite knowledgable in the field, I may be able to help a little. Exactly what I need--someone with expertise!! TPM Sister #102
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Tonight I violated a cardinal rule and, in spite of my advanced old age of 37, went to a see-and-be-seen dance club downtown. This in itself demonstrated questionable discretion given that most people in the club seemed to be barely of legal age, but it pales in comparison to what happened next. I happened to be there with a guy who is 49. Neither of us had anything with metal buckles, chains or dog collars on, so on the whole, we already stuck out as more than a bit out of place. The club has several dance floors, each with its own particular brand of music. Now for my PSA: DO NOT EVER THINK THAT IT IS A GOOD IDEA TO ATTEMPT TO PERFORM THE CHA-CHA TO RAP MUSIC. (Not that I thought it was a good idea tonight. The person I was with, however, saw nothing wrong with it. ) I may not be able to leave the house for months. TPM Sister #102
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Before you get fired tomorrow, I'd like to submit my application for the jewelry department. It has a high mark-up and is broad enough to include jewelry for body piercings. (But I'll need an assistant who could handle the more . . . "delicate" client requests!) TPM Sister #102
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People tend to frown on that in subdivisions where there are little children, pets, etc. But I think they'd go very nicely in moose country! (I actually like the moose--he's cute! And he reminds me of Johan Hedberg.) TPM Sister #102
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I have a couple of coyotes you could have if you'd like more atmosphere. TPM Sister #102
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Aw, thanks, Jewels.
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TPM Sister #102
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The stilettos don't need any help. Their essence is "smoking hot!" TPM Sister #102
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Just one pair of not-so-innocent Mary Janes! TPM Sister #102
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Like what, my massive shoe collection? TPM Sister #102
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He picked ME. The way I hear it, he went to school and announced to his teacher that she couldn't be his girlfriend anymore because now he has me. I would've paid good money to see that. My big attraction is that I fly in the wind tunnel, apparently. So, all in all, I figure that I can wait 12 more years for a guy who understands how important the wind tunnel actually is in my life. . . . TPM Sister #102
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Well . . . maybe! (I'll have to tell that joke to my boyfriend. His name is Kyle, and he's 6--but he appreciates good humor! ) TPM Sister #102
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get you mind out of the gutter Jewels ....... It wasn't in the gutter! It was just . . . fear. TPM Sister #102
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Blech. Yes, okay, I suppose that's right. I'm trying to work on side slides on my back. I can do the "elbow down" version, but arms and legs all at once: NOT SO PRETTY. TPM Sister #102
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I know I'm going to regret this. Why? TPM Sister #102
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SEE?! SEE WHAT I MEAN?!!!! Okay, so let's start with some docking in my sit, and then move on to backflips because I want to learn those (and think it should happen with as few witnesses as possible) and then we can do whatever you feel inspired to do!! Thank you for being my bad influence! TPM Sister #102
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I'm not quite to 40 yet, but 38 is looming really big in March and I'm SO GLAD to hear that I'm not the only one in this age bracket on dz.com!!! Yea for 40!! TPM Sister #102
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ROFL! You must go by "hooknswoop" or "skycat" here in the U.S. I've DEFINITELY heard this before. (And it works.) TPM Sister #102
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Happy, happy birthday! I hope it's wonderful.