Jewels

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  1. "No crash later" means "Get the crash cart NOW, we don't HAVE until later." TPM Sister #102
  2. Okay, who's gonna set up the intervention? TPM Sister #102
  3. I don't know. Just don't go giving her any ideas. She must be heady with all her new power. TPM Sister #102
  4. The woman gets a sassy new haircut and just LOOK what happens! No more makeovers. Who KNOWS what it would be next time! TPM Sister #102
  5. You sure that was an "energy drink?" TPM Sister #102
  6. Heaven help us. I've never had a five-hour energy drink but it sounds inspiring. TPM Sister #102
  7. Time for me to go to the grocery store.
  8. Forget healthy. Pour in the sugar and enjoy! Mmmmm--strawberry! Got any grape popsicles in that box? TPM Sister #102
  9. See? This is better. There is very little redeeming value in the popsicle. What flavors were they? TPM Sister #102
  10. Coca-Cola and a "Big Grab" (which really means "little sample") bag of Doritos. What's with all the healthy food you people are talking about? Wish I had a slice of cold pizza right about now. TPM Sister #102
  11. Just think how much money you couldda been making in Colorado this winter! TPM Sister #102
  12. It's good to hear that there are at least possibilities. Sounds like you're doing some good homework. I would suggest contacting a local historic preservation society and talking to them. That might serve the dual purposes of giving you some more ideas about how to approach this, as well as potentially creating an ally for the cause. Even if they don't want to get directly involved, they could be a great resource. Good luck! TPM Sister #102
  13. Yeah, like YOU'RE a big threat! Have you been having them in your neighborhood, too? You're further west than I am. . . . And as for you, Lindercles, I think I'll just toss you to them first, so they can lick your toes and taste your saltiness. Then if they eat you, maybe they won't be hungry for seconds. TPM Sister #102
  14. Well, to be accurate, I suppose I should order the set of three since they seem to come in multiples. Then I can throw the stuffed version at the live version to drive them away. TPM Sister #102
  15. I've taken my dog's fur down to a puppy cut before, though. It works in the summer when it's really hot, but if I did that to her right now she'd be wondering where that draft was coming from. TPM Sister #102
  16. That might be the more practical solution! I couldn't do it, though. Okay, time to see if I can sleep again. I love my coyotes. I love my coyotes. I love my coyotes. TPM Sister #102
  17. Now her head's too big for her body! She looks like she should fall over! Just kidding. A good grooming always helps. TPM Sister #102
  18. Egad. Somehow, I can't see anything involving firearms being an actual option here in the suburbs, even assuming I could buy a weapon, learn to use it, and not ultimately decide they're actually too cute to shoot them. I was thinking more along the lines of the "humane mouse trap" kind of solution, only on a bigger scale. (Quit snickering! ) Nevermind that I have absolutely no idea what this solution might actually LOOK like. . . . TPM Sister #102
  19. LOL--I don't have the AR-15, but now I'm more motivated than ever! Might need to ask the local authorities about my options. I'm not really up for the yotes to move in as my newest neighbors. The ones I have now aren't necessarily my favorite, but they DO help shovel. The coyotes aren't so useful. TPM Sister #102
  20. 3:45 a.m. They're back. TPM Sister #102
  21. The only membership fees I'M paying are the ones at the tunnel. TPM Sister #102
  22. I'll back up your story. Besides, that would be fairly true if we were judging by the last couple of months around here. TPM Sister #102
  23. Wow. That's just slightly too accurate for comfort! TPM Sister #102
  24. Yeah, well, tell him to stay out of my front yard. Somehow, the "cool coyote in the daylight" is a "fiend of hideous and supernatural proportions" when yipping viciously into the night air. (Okay, so now I'm exaggerating a bit.
  25. Check, too, to see whether there is a development plan that is already in place and what is allowed under the plan. It's not impossible to change things, but if they just re-did the plan, it might be harder to swim against the current. TPM Sister #102