SkymonkeyONE

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  1. Yup, and a frosty cocktail in the RV. My webpage HERE
  2. BoneHead fully articulated carbon fiber My webpage HERE
  3. I do NOT jump an RSL for any reason with the gear I use. Spinners under sub-100 mains need to be cleared prior to pulling your reserve. By the way, I had a VERY quick reserve, and yes, I packed it. Chuck My webpage HERE
  4. "several people?" Do yourself a favor and talk directly to the source. It is that attitude which leads to entire masses of people at certain dropzones saying stuff like, " if you don't jump an Odyssey and a Stiletto, you must be a fag." Puhleeeze.... Chuck My webpage HERE
  5. Happy birfday, Dayun! Shucky My webpage HERE
  6. I am back doing demos again on a "traditional" GK-type team, so I have been doing a bunch of CRW again. I always loved doing CRW at the bottom of skydives back when we all jumped "square" parachutes. Mis-matching didn't matter much back then. The team I jump with used brand-new StarTrac 1 and 2's; I jump a "1" obviously, since I am pretty small. Anyway, we were out at Raeford training last Monday and were doing CRW rotations, downplanes, and pendullums (drag planes). I was bottom guy on a pendullum with Johnny Mulford in the middle and Dave Dicks on top. We headed down the windline at about 2000 feet and transitioned the tri-plane to a pendullum at around 1500 feet. Dave dropped the downplane at 1100 and Johnny and I smoked the downplane down to 300 feet. I was the steering guy and Johnny was the "grip" guy, so when he let me go he RIPPED THE SOLE 90% OFF MY SHOE! I didn't really figure it out until I landed, then I laughed like hell. I duct taped it back on and continued to jump. Just wanted to pass that along. Chuck My webpage HERE
  7. Dan, check your PM's. Chuck My webpage HERE
  8. I agree completely. I will spend more time on touching those wing handles during my many pre-jump checks. Chuck My webpage HERE
  9. Good plan! Young skymonkey John Fulk will definitely have to bring the boozehags since he is not old enough to buy beer. My webpage HERE
  10. I do not know that it means other than the standard meaning, which is of course "Super Sonic Transport" Chuck My webpage HERE
  11. You better have plenty of boozehags on the premises! My webpage HERE
  12. I would certainly hope so. My webpage HERE
  13. Tom, you pyromaniac fuck! The rest of you missed us screwing around with Tom's canon (yes, he has a canon). It's only .50 caliber, but you can wreak much death and destruction on poor, helpless beer cans, army figurines, and plastic "Ivan" pop-up rifle targets. We also threw knives, shot crossbow pistols, and generally ruined toms yard with fire; it was pretty fun. Nig-noggery was in full effect. Chuck My webpage HERE
  14. Our USASOC demo team SOP says we break downplanes at 300 feet if we are square over the top. Not a big deal at all under a StarTrac 1. Chuck My webpage HERE
  15. 2:9:1 First cutaway as a result of jumping my BirdMan suit. My webpage HERE
  16. Just the name? I haven't ever done that. Smart business is to state a general idea of what a post is about anyway. It makes it much easier for me to figure out what I want to avoid, like JOKES! Chuck My webpage HERE
  17. BWAHAHAHA! Dan Preston took off with a pair of my VERY favorite shades at the end of the Ranch Pond Swoop Nationals last year. Bastard! Of course when we were all together again two weeks ago at CSS he had his car with him and said they were probably still in the trunk. Idiot me, I never looked for them. I was too stupified to remember after the jumping was over. Chuckie My webpage HERE
  18. Paul, that is some funny shit! Were you poking fun directly at Adam Rosen? BWAHAHA! My webpage HERE
  19. Hell yeah! My webpage HERE
  20. QUICK! give that woman a brownie button! My webpage HERE
  21. Does she have all her teeth? Does she have boobs just the way we like them (one on the left and one on the right)? Does she like to wrassle? Chuckie My webpage HERE
  22. Tom, you know good and well that YOU started that fire! Also, as I recall, all the fires were definitely doused before we went back across the street to the DZ. SM-1 My webpage HERE
  23. Tee, did you get pregnant during one of your BASE jumps from said bar? Enquiring monkeys want to know My webpage HERE