SkymonkeyONE

Last time I was there, ASC had an Otter called "Pedophilia", a Caravan, and a Porter. I will be there from this Thursday until who knows, sometime after the swoop meet is over. I will have both of my suits with me. Chuck

Hey, brother! Put the Huck-A-Buck on her for us! Chuck

Who cares? I don't care...any of you guys out there care? I absolutely don't give a shit. I have played with many a "fake" and natural boobie. So long as there is one on the left and one on the right, it's all good. Chuck

Packers, shmackers! It's a BOOGIE. no need to rush.

Oh yeah, I forgot the SkyKAT and PPPB stickers on Bessie the Volvo.

Lets just say I am the confident type. Chuck So that would explain your answer to the "getting some at Eloy" thread, right? Wendy W.

I am bringing a 69.5 and a 75. Chuck

Hey, that's a joke by the way. It was a photoshop job, just for shits and grins. Chuck

Yes, you can reline your canopy with HMA. Chuck

That's right! I'm talkin bout HIGH PERFORMANCE! Chuck

The game has officially commenced. Let there be no doubt. Chuck

OK, I may edit it to read "sky chick", just for those of you who don't understand that "boozehag" is an endearing term in my vernacular.

Let me just state that I will be totally available and looking to do dirty, filthy things to some drunken (or otherwise-attenuated) willing boozehags. Did I say that outloud? Chuck

I am 39, terribly attractive, and about to be twice-divorced (in under 30 days) from the same woman. I taught her to skydive many years ago, before we married the first time. She stopped fun-jumping and I had no desire to do anything else, so that was that. There were other circumstances, but the bottom line is that I will certainly be better off on my own. Chuck

That was a very nice one. Here are some of mine: -How many of my friends have you wrassled? (This takes some digging because I run in quite a few circles and have lived here a long time) -Have you ever wrassled anyone in your direct chain of command at work? -Do you mind riding on the back fender of my Harley?

To include the king of all skymonkeys.

Exactly. My guess is that you are not rolling your elbows forward sufficiently, but I could not say for sure without watching you jump. Perhaps you could get another wingsuit flier to video you and then post it to skydivingmovies. Chuck

Bessie the Volvo wagon has a ton of skydiving stickers on her blacked out back and side windows: -USPA sticker -Birdman Instructor sticker -business logo banners (Performance Skydiving) with phone number, etc. -PRO sticker -AFFI sticker -Skymonkey sticker -sunpath sticker -"support your local Wingmen MC" sticker The RV has way too many to list. Chuck

over 50:8:0 50 was how many people realized that "Chuck IS human" as they saw me blow my incredibly fast, downwind, rear riser approach, hit the left course-entrance airblade, then slide WELL over 100 feet on my outside left leg gripper and then ass as I spun around backwards mid-slide. Unbelievable. Everyone "barked like a dog" when I did it, since that is common skymonkey practice when people fall down on their landings. Lucky for me, no one caught it on video. Chuck

I have another job, but I don't even have to show up for work anymore, so I guess I could be considered a "full timer" now. I live on the DZ in my RV, yet own a house in town which I have no desire to reoccupy; I rent it to a friend and his wife. I do AFF, tandem, wingsuit, and SL instruction. I organize, coach, pack, rig, cut grass if needed, and generally help out with anything that anyone on the DZ needs help with. Chuck

Just a not about Mikeal Stevens: He regularly jumps a 53 square foot Xaos, so the 46 was not much of a reach for him. Chuck

Attention on deck: I am bringing both of my suits with me to Eloy over the holidays and am already commited to training several people. If any of you are interested, there is a very good chance that I can get demo suits in your size sent out there so that I can train you all at once. I need as much lead time as possible, so if this intrigues you, speak up now with your "yea" and your body type/size. I need to know height, weight, build type (slim, athletic, stocky, etc). Demo suits will run you $10 per jump, plus what it costs to ship the suits there and back to Florida. For registered DZ.com members only, I will teach you the class for two Eloy jump tickets and a beer (or substitute*) at the end of the day. Supervised First Flights will be your slot, my slot (or another BM-I, which I will name later), plus a beer at the end of the day. After that, I will coach for slot, assuming you still think you need it. PM me with anymore specific questions you have. This is for us only; I will train outsiders at my regular cost. PM me for that info. Chuckie

Like Lisa said! I am 39 years old now, but don't look or act it. Sometimes, now, I FEEL that old, but that is not the norm. I have dated a few girls my age in the past decade, but generally it has been younger girls who could stay up with my manic pace. There, especially in our sport, some truly fantastic exceptions to that finding, but generally they are taken by guys 20 years older than me who are still kicking ass, plus making a ton of cash. Chuck "not quite a POP"

You know, the only one I have is my original white, long-sleeve T. They were the original run and had a sort of iron on emblem front and rear. No, I won't trade you my old one for a new one. Chuck

The answer to the question is "yes". No, I don't want to post the story right now. Ask me about it in person. Chuck