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    Likewise, when I was flying Atair canopies ( I had five of them), they all opened perfectly. Chuck
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    Did anyone else notice who that was posting?
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    HGH

    SkymonkeyONE replied to rhino's topic in The Bonfire

    You mean Human Growth Hormone? Want an extruded forehead? Take that shit. Also of note is that GHB was designed as a synthetic HGH. Taken in moderation, the body turns it into HGH and greatly reduces workout reflux. It was several years later that people started abusing it. I have to tell you, I have a pretty good friend who used to get real monkey HGH and he SERIOUSLY started looking like an ape. Big head, bitch tits, elongated chin. It was very peculiar. I though he was just pumping juice like the rest of us on the team at the time; not the case. Chuck
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    And thank god yall took TWO tandem rigs and a crowd of jumpsuits. We were in a state of Tandemonium here at the DZ. Come and count the money, Kate! Nice!
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    Where's mine, Ranger?
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    It is official. Bill Von Novak has been on the dropzone all day. What did I do? I had him doing AFF all day with me then we jumped together on the end of day load; a four-point nine way. I will let him tell you about it when he posts later. Bad Monkey is playing in Aviators tonight, so it ought to be a great evening. Monkey Fries and cock-a-tillios for my friends. Chuck
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    Of course.
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    Friday Haiku

    SkymonkeyONE replied to MattM's topic in The Bonfire

    Mark, you are living it, bro! Make me proud! Chuckie
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    She works the GK contract with Liz.
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    I am swamped with tandems and AFF all day, weather permitting, but I am sure we can accommodate you with some decent skydives. There is a hotel five miles from the DZ in Raeford proper, but like everyone else said, I can put you up on the DZ if you like. Chuck
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    Get the pro card. I have had one for years and am qualified on mains as big as a Sigma 370 to as small as a Stiletto 120.
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    Correction: I just read that this will be the US team qualifier instead of Rantoul. Very, very bad timing. I seriously doubt I will be able to get away from work. Chuck
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    No. That's just a qualifier.
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    N/A
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    That ain't no lie. The ROSE family is living in high style out here on the plantation.. My only question is "when you monkeys gonna start paying me an Amish for our Bubble??" COCK-A-TILLI-OOOOOOO!
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    What yo name is?
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    Raeford.......
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    Don't forget my damn branch water, monkey lip!
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    Once again, in all seriousness: That is the most bad-ass shit I have ever seen.
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    That is absolutely, positively, the most bad-ass thing I have ever seen.
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    Pub Bound?

    SkymonkeyONE replied to hookitt's topic in The Bonfire

    What ails you, woman? Slappies works fine.
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    Pub Bound?

    SkymonkeyONE replied to hookitt's topic in The Bonfire

    Nobody there but me and Kris right now.
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    They are dropzone owners.
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    3400 since 1981. I too had some slow yearss due to excessive deployments, etc.
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    Liar. You want him to smack your pee pee.