SkymonkeyONE

I have eaten an incredible amount of "carne de res" outside of bars in Panama and other Central and South American countries. What's that? Monkey meat. It's fucking YUMMY! Iguana is not bad either, but it's a bit salty for some people's taste.

And since it has pissed my friend off to the point that he wants to close his account, I am locking it. I will delete the whole thing later, after I am sure this Jenna person has had a chance to read it. Chuck

Hey Arvel, you slack bastard! What the hell are you leaving Hawaii for? At any rate, I can't wait to have some coctails with you, so bring the pain. Jason: We at least fly a Cessna everyday but Monday. We have lauched plenty of four way BirdMan flocks from the Cessnas.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Nice one, Ann

Thus the benefit of recirculating tunnels like we have on Fort Bragg. Hey, Elsonore will be even nicer than ours, so no need to fight shitty conditions.

What I mean is that the very first post you put on our forums asked specific information about one of my good friends, who it turns out is one of your very-ex boyfriends. You have asked leading questions in several of the specified forums which lead me, and quite a few others, to believe that you are making it a point to to show up somewhere he might be just to see what kind of rise you may get. I can promise you that neither that person, nor his very-cool girlfriend would appreciate that. Had I any inclination that you would have used our forums for that purpose, I can promise you that I would not have given up what little information I did. Numerous PM's from some other friends made that clear to me, so I am making it my business to make sure that this does not get any further out of hand. Orange, Virginia is a fantastic dropzone, as is Perris Valley, California, but showing up there just to get near the person you continually ask about can only lead to heartache. Skydiving is an incredibly small community with the more-specified disciplines being even more tightly knit. Bottom line here is that you have not even barely hid the fact that you intend to come to a location where this person is, solely for the purpose of creating a stink. Do yourself a favor and find a dropzone nearer your current location if you truly want to experience the joy of skydiving. I have been given the full rundown on your past with the person in question and can tell you in no uncertain terms that there is nothing positive you can accomplish by showing up at a place where he might be. Sorry to be crass, but I can't stand this charade. Peace, but move on. Chuck

I have eaten a LOT of meat that americans would consider very distasteful, but let me tell you, the rest of the world simply does not think the same way we do. Not when it comes to what counts as "food" nor what counts as "moral, legal, or acceptable".

I have been around since the first version of the site, but as I recall, we don't have any way to dig back to that level anymore to find out what our "original" dates were. Back in the day, the REAL cadre were: freaksister, freefall freak, skreamer, stacy, pammi, merrick, froggie, pyke, and just a few others. I lurked alot back then, but only became very active after the first revision. I became a moderator after the first expansion. We have only "relieved" one moderator since that time, but have still managed to keep the "inner sanctum" very small. I consider myself very priviledged to be a part of that very-tight group as well as the community as a whole. Chuck

82nd and 101st clubs on Fort Bragg? SF guys on a break from the teams on the GK's? For the record: there are VERY few SF guys on the GK's nowadays and since before 1990 for that matter. Unbelievably, Fort Bragg is about to be down to one consolidated parachute club, blending the best assets of the 82nd and Green Beret Parachute Activities. I remember back in the early eighties when we actually had three separate clubs on Bragg. Chuck

Chris Martin is a fantastic guy and you would do well to become his friend. I consider one of my best friends in the industry now. Chuck Blue

It's my opinion that when flying on the edge of stall that you are most susceptible to flat spins. That and just running out of steam when you are coming out of unusual attitudes. It's for that reason that I don't throw tricks unless I am carrying plenty of forward speed. Chuck

No shit, sell your first born or whatever, but get yourself your OWN suit. Chuckie

Thirty seconds of incredible nothingness. Nothing but the BirdMan logo here. Oh, and yeah, have you figured out any possible reason other than blatant sabotage that I cannot logion to the BM site? Please un-fuck my problem right away. PM me if you have any specific questions Chuck Blue BMCI

Yo, five seven zero, you are correct in stating it was a brilliant fiesta this past weekend. That said, I like your idea of how to drop "pylons" at equal altitudes without having to waste a lot of time getting them into position. This could easily be accomplished at any two-Cessna DZ, so as soon as I can figure out a way to regulate a "pylon's" speed to around fifty then it's game on. As to what turn style I would use, I am quite agressive in my S3 so I would be kicking it out straight, then laying into the corners. Peace, C. Blue, esquire.

that would be brilliant, but then my guess is that it would be a royal pain in the ass to get any type of usable separation. It would be cheaper, in my opinion, to rig some type of drogue, but who knows. Still, BirdMan pylon races would be fantastic.

Yo, Kelly, you have the identical swoop shorts as me, or did you not notice that at WFFC? Noice.

Ya buncha boozehags!

Full-time professional skydiving instructor/school manager/competitor

good idea.

The buck? You mean the huck-a-buck Scott is going to put you into? Wait, I am gonna kill both of you for hijacking Pykes thread......

You look like the dark chocolate type.....LOL

I much prefer the four-page card. It does, in fact, have places that coach can sign after cat E. Chuck

Here is the long, lost Mister Kitty post operative. The fucker took off ten days after I brought him home, never to be seen again. Fifteen hundred dollar surgery. Ugh.

Noice. It's about damn time you replaced your old container.

I think it sounds like you might be stalking someone.