Lastchance
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I got myself drunk last night and took advantage of myself. I told myself no but I knew I wanted it. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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My first AFF skydive this Saturday.
Lastchance replied to npgraphicdesign's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Last Sun we had 78 degree temps here in Montana and this weekend the high temps are supposed to be in the very low 30's and the lows in the lower teens with a foot of snow in the lower elevations and two feet in the mountains. Gotta love Montana weather. Sure glad we got some jumps in last weekend. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. -
My wife and I just adopted a 2 year old Swiss Mountain dog cross from our local humane society. My wife has tasked me with a new name. The shelter named him Yatzee. We are not too fond of the name and he has only been there for about three weeks so it's not like he is completely used to the name. Is naming him a skydiving term to lame? At first I thought Ripcord but I suppose that one has been used alot. So I thought Cutaway because he was caught as a stray and his previous owners made no attempt to locate him. At least not at the shelter anyways. So he basically cutaway his old family. It's hard for me to believe that they didn't try to find him. He is a very well behaved, calm, attentive and very lovable. So I'm asking for some name suggestions related to skydiving from all of you out there. Oh yes, my wife suggested Sky. Blue Skies everybody. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I have eight tats on my body. All but two I wish were gone. Just remember you can't erase a tat. So be damn sure you can live with it to the grave. But it is your body so do what you like. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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They are out there, keep looking. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I can sing at the table all I want. I can have all the pudding I want without eating my meat. Ice cream for breakfast. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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The girls went to the top of the Empire State Building to get their birth control devices. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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AMEN I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I woke up one morning to cops in the drive way of the apartments I lived in at the time. A deer had been hit on the street and ended up in the driveway and was still alive. I watched the cop stand not eight feet away and miss the deer twice before putting it out of it's misery. Three shots from eight feet. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Good point. I never thought of that. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I just have to wonder who brought and why the laws were passed in the first place. Somewhere that I heard of, it's against the law to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket. WHY? Who was the person who was doing it in the first place and why did that piss somebody off enough to have a law passed about it? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Agreed! Love them both. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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The spot looked good but something else was missing....
Lastchance replied to Anvilbrother's topic in The Bonfire
It was funny, but I laughed out loud when he pulled his pilot chute. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. -
Yes. That's exactly what I was expecting. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I wanted to jump as far back as I can remember. Ever since my dad gave me my first parachute toy. Then I seen the Golden Knights perform at the National Scout Jamboree in Idaho in 1973. Those guys were instantly my heros. From then on I knew that someday it would be part of my life. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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You hit that right on the head. It sure makes me wonder what kind of up bringing a third grader has had when they bring a knife to school to attack a teacher. I seen this on the news this morning and it started from one of the girls being put in time out by the teacher. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I think you handled it just fine. Calm and collected. Your home, your patio, your lungs. To hell with the bitch. I quit smoking almost four yrs ago but what a person does in their own home is their own buisness. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I looked in the phone book and found nothing but then if i was convicted of sexual crimes I wouldn't put my name in the book either. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I found that I have 3 fellons living in the cow pasture next to my property. Damn, I thought it was just the cows having a party last night. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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That picture is a perfect example of why some people have a fear of clowns. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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All of these came home to me on an E mail somebody sent to my wife at work. If they all came from Steven Wright then more power to him. I like all his material. Just sending on what I've read. So now according to you whenever I hear a joke, I have to trace it back to it's root and give credit to the person who made it up in the first place. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Why do they put braille dots on drive up ATM machines? Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together? Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? Why do they make the seat cushions in an airliner a floatation device insted of a parachute? If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they get teflon to stick to the pan? If the little black box in an airliner is so indestructable, why don't they make the airliner out of the same material. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Mammoth Mammalian Protruberances I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Roll out a HUGE sheet of plastic, pour on the crisco, invite a few thousand of your closest friends, and let the adult slip-n-slide fun begin. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.