Lastchance
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Happy Birthday Douglas
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So sorry to hear this. My wife and I have had to deal with this twice in the last year. They say mans best friend is his dog and a womans best friend is a diamond. We men got the best end of that deal. It sure would be nice if our dogs lasted as long as we do. She sure has a noble and loyal face. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Sorry Chuck. They are just jokes. I'm born and raised Montanan. We are all cowboys. Sure didn't mean to offend you. Like somebody said earlier. We are all to serious and sometimes we have to learn to laugh at ourselves. I have a belt with my name on it. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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"In the 21st Century Nations Don't Invade Other Nations"
Lastchance replied to jcd11235's topic in Speakers Corner
>How do you know a politician is lieing?< You can see their lips moving. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. -
Q: Why do cowboys wear such huge belt buckles? A: It's a tombstone for a dead dick. Q: Why do cowboys have their names on their belts? A: So their cowboy buddies know who they're butt-fucking. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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how long does it take until...
Lastchance replied to c10edges's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
When I first started jumping I told my instructor that it was better than sex. He told me that I'd like sex again someday. He was right. But still not an hour goes by in my life that I don't think of being in the air. I hope that feeling never goes away. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. -
I've heard that the average human eats 6 or 8 spiders while they sleep in their lifetime. I remember seeing on AFV footage of this guy sleeping and a huge spider crawls out of his mouth. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I don't think sleeping with the lights on matters cuz I don't think spiders care if it's day or night. On the serious side if you are that afraid of spiders why don't you call the Orkin man? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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One of my riding friends several yrs ago gave his wife a broom with a kick start attatched to it. Everybody at the party thought it was funny except her. They're divorced now. Some people have no sense of ha ha. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Congrats. Thats fantastic. The nicotine is out of you system, now you just have to forget the habit. I'm 4 yrs and 1 week. By the way, nice to meet you at Lake McGregor during LP boogie. If you can make it through going to the bar up there then you've got them beat. Just remember that you are stronger than the cigarette. Here is another way to look at it. At a pack and a half a day, in 4 yrs I have not smoked 43,800 cigarettes, Conservativly at $4.50 a day ( thats what I was spending 4 yrs ago) I have saved $6,750.00. My wife quit smoking a pack a day 6 months after me so we can almost double that. Those are some incredible numbers. Think of what you can buy. We make our house payment on the money we save. Way to go. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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With 37 eye witnesses to the beheading on the bus. who needs a trial. I'd have shot him on site. If somebody had put a bullet in him instantly, the real victim may still be alive. I'm sick and tired of the perpetrators having more rights than the victims. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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tough decision: would you give up skydiving, to..
Lastchance replied to voludo's topic in The Bonfire
What about your family and your life. Without hearing all the particulars it doesn't sound like she's giving up anything for you. That being said, follow your heart. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. -
In 5 minutes I punch out and I'm on my way to the Prairie. See everybody there. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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5 yrs. 2 in one plane crash. Blue Skies Joel and Dave. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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The revenue that is created from the fines you get for partaking in the evil weed. It's about time that the feds pulled their collective heads out of their collective asses and at the very least decriminalize pot. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I was told by the guy that sells them in my area that if I sold my Harley that I could pay for it with that. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Those are the armrests. I have been in that cockpit when I was in the A.F. We played a game of nerf football in the cargo bay of the C-5. That is one big airplane. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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$1000.00. Holy Shit. Here the county will tow away junk vehicles for you at no cost and a scrap yard will give you $35 for the car for scrap metal, but a thousand. Does Cailfornia just have extra money to throw away? That's alot of gas in a tank. And if its going to be dismantled, why must it be able to start and drive 10 yards? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Hey Lucky. Ryoder posted that footage. Did you catch it? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Thanks. I would have been digging through a thousand VHS tapes to find that. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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The tape is an old (well not that old ) film on parachutes in general. Not sure of the name and I'm at work. I will get the name when I get home and try and get back to you on it. The other option is to try a google search and find just that clip that way. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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By the looks of the stick they were measuring with the dvot appeared to be 6 to 8 inches deep. When seen on a bigger TV the guy appears to go in head first and you actually see him crumple in with one leg sticking up after all is said and done. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.
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Great read. I love stories like that.
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I have this footage on an old VHS tape. He did do a practice jump out of a hay loft from about 10 or 15 feet and landed in a pile of straw. Apparently he thought that was good enough. The hesitation when he is standing on the edge of the tower is priceless. I guess he should have gone with his gut feeling instead of impressing the croud. On this same tape is footage of a guy riding a motorcycle off a ramp on the edge of a 100 ft or so cliff with a parachute. Needless to say there was not enough time for deployment. He also hit power lines. This also was way back. Black and white footage with no sound. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.