mtnlion667

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  1. yeah, I pack like shlt, basicly. but my lines are tight n' straight. n' when i'm done, i can see my D lines if i peek way in side my center cell..... right before i velcro her shut. after that, seem's to fly pretty straight so far. all without a slider of course, being in the east and all. now that i jinxed myself real good, i'm gonna go out.
  2. Fukcin A Right there birthday boy. I thought the cocaine and base was gonna be bad for my heart..... Little did I know you were gonna make me run all the way out to the exit the last time. Next time we drive the BMW down the tracks if we're whakin rails at the starting gate. can't wait for my birthday............
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    BASE ETHICS

    little plastic basedwarf you horizontally glue to the wall. Huh, Now that's a damn good idea. I'd be so sad leaving my basedwarf buddy behind and all. maybe next time we'll plaster it w/gay porn. that should shift the blame off of base jumpers. "Must of been those pesky tower climbing homosexual's again." oh sh1t, what did i just start?....... I'm not posting anymore w/out coffee in the morning
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    BASE ETHICS

    Oh boy, I can see where this one is going... Just so every one knows. we did try and check in w/the crew that was working on the tower this fine and foggy sunday, but we couldn't find em. Guess it wouldn't matter as it was so f#ckin foggy you could not see the dirt till 50'. Maggot is uncontrollable and I can't be held responsable(even if i did give him the marker and take the pic). He threatend to tell everyone i was going hand-held..... I had no choice but to give in. Let the flaming begin girls................ P.S: both of these photo's are before the fog really rolled in
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    slider

    Sure it was a nice 270.......... only cause of your 90 Right on opening! I can't imagine why you would ever get an off-heading w/ all those fancy ninja moves you throw right before you pitch. Must be the packjob. we'll have to try packing sober and see if we get better results next time. Next time............? Gonna be nice on thurs. morn, same as today. let's go back to PT unless you wan't to skip work and rape the ninja? I'll bring the spraypaint
  6. Tools can make it neater. And unless you have a sorcerer, i think we all need to pack a canopy we are sure will perform. I agree w/using tools that are impossible to miss. ie: Bridle to tie the lines in the center during packing and my favorite, The drawstring from my stuff sack helps me form my pud while packing the PC. Now my exit point paranoia involves my bridle to canopy attachment and wether or not i remembered the larkshead after the last roll over.
  7. Seems to me that you're definatly lacking a line reefing device. Myself, i prefer a pull-up cord tied around the A-lines. It doesn't hurt to use the tailgate either, as an anal suppository of course. Two tight wraps of a black tube stow right around your nutsack and you should be all good. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
  8. I'm scared of jumping with maggot in the dark. we keep going to jail..................... and we never got our damn pancakes, lying pigs. I'm really scared of the 28th as i hear it is maggot's B-day and i'm sure i'm going to end up doing something i couldn't possibly imagine untill it is already happening. can't wait "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson