mtnlion667

You people are an endless source of entertainment. like poking a beehive w/a stick. thank you all. nickdg, mac....... you two are near gods in your base experience compared to me. I'll poke the stick your way just as soon as i'll poke some fellow newbie. now would i do that if a gave a god damn as to what the community thought of me....? again....... thanks girls "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

please explain how i'm "shitting all over" you or anyone else on this forum....... How could such strong willed people be so darned sensitive...? haven't all you little girls grown out of that "i hope everybody likes me" phase. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

hey john... I'm nearly 30. I'm a father, believe it or not. My sat and iq scores were ridiculously high. I was even sent to a school for the mentally gifted as a young child. But most importantly, I couldn't give a rat's ass about what you or anyone else in this world thinks of me. I am completely shameless, and have removed a great deal of stress from my life by being this way. If my words or actions offend you. than i find that fucking hilarious, and i thank you for the chuckle. As far as outsiders and their opinions go..... face it, we are all suicidal maniacs and will never be anything more than that. except maybe good advertising for some product no one needs anyway. lighten up buddy "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

what about a massive concrete structure that people live in....? where's that option? that's a b!!! smoke stacks rock........ but their turbulance is minimal... "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

this man needs to go back to work..... he is wandering around our a's that have been recently over run by workers. not only is he stalking the poor employees, but he is tagging the no tresspassing signs with his own feces. stupid bastard forgot to photo the signs that he wrote B.A.S.E. on in his own shit. thankfully the cellophane from his bagel was still in his pocket and he used that to write and smear with. his only regret is the 1hr drive home with hands that stink like crap. are you guys as proud as i am.......? "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

Especially if you did it off a NorCal "S" How the hell could some hippie bridge ever compare to a low hotel on the coolness factor? maybe just cause I was in fl, i'll let that slide. had i been injured reppin' 212, i'd be untouchably cool "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

nick.... I only hope i'm still jumping when my day comes to write that same line. don't feel old, just experienced and blessed to have made it as far as you have. ps: do you fart dust yet?

actually these are from the time i lost my watch in your mothers ass, and she got that wierd convulsive orgasm thing again..... you've seen her do it i'm sure. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

I would never tell you not to jump anything.... i am the king of bad judgements. i am out for a bit myself., i re-aranged my arm last week right after my worst judgement call yet. cocaine and hookers.....? just as dangerous (fun) as base. and they're both all over jersey. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

sorry brother..... jersey is all B's for us. we're up near nyc. you know..... tresspassing on construction sites.... picking apartment roof door locks, landing in parking lots with survailance cameras. ever hear about that? aparantly there are some A's somewhere out there too, not nearly illegal enough for us though. unfortunatly, 7 jumps doesn't quite get you ready for a low building into a tight lot. how about some cocaine and hookers? sometimes just as fun..... what's work like for ya? "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

tom- don't be sorry, i completely deserved this. the jump was amazingly idiotic and i'm lucky to be broken instead of dead. i rolled over a 250' hotel on a mojo 190 with no PC (i weigh 165#) wearing sneakers, w/ no pads or helmet. and i'd been drinking for 2 days. the weather was iffy. we are retarded. good show though, sorry you missed it. goldsmith- i never learned how to type properly anyway. so losing my whole left arm only removed one finger from my typing tools. now i'm just that much more coordinated with my right hand........ yes the sex IS amazing. thought i'd beat you all to the obvious. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

i got you covered there eagle. you bring the 8ball, do it with me and a couple hookers, and i'll fill you in. i'm serious. even if you are a cop, everybody needs a good hooker and cocaine evening once in a while. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

oh no....... do you realise how lucky you and rick are...? maggot and i were just on key west from the 26th to the 30th..... bar fights, strip clubs, scooter rentals.... you name it, we did it. so sorry we didn't get to buy you a mojito, maybe next time. as far as the dicenssion on the board go's..... it's all love. people are people, some of 'em act like jerks sometimes. but ya still gotta love'em.... i think. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

i may not even get my cast before my rig. can't see the specialist for my consultation for a week. and i broke everything a week ago already. then they need ins approval before they rebreak it all and put the cast on. i've got breaks all the way up my arm and a shattered shoulder that is all being held together with ace bandages and a velcro waist wrap for a sling. ghetto medical repairs rule!!! "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

hmmm..... medic huh? could've used your help last week as i was rolling around on a ft myers, fl sidewalk with three breaks in my left arm..... thankfully, i had good gc, and maggot, so all was well. I'm local to your area and will be back in the air in a couple months. gladly show you what not to do, wouldn't claim to teach much though. pm me if you're interested, probably be online quite a bit for a while.

wait wait wait.... I just realized you edited your post and still spelled "course" as "corse"....,... you apeared so smart, don't tell me jerry got to you...? "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

Brother, I'm so glad the ladies treated you well after my friend yelled all that shit at your mother.... thanks for the SL setup on the landmark!! If I wasn't so confused by the biker... I may have been able to figure out all your safety margians. next time i'll just paraglide it "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

Hey john... Your packing is fine, and you know that. But you guys aren't out in Idaho anymore. Do you really think he's ready for where ever he's headed....? I hope to allah that you aren't loaning ef your rig for a B w/drew...? I like the guy a lot. but he is very zealous. let who ever is teaching him handle the gear. No way he'd be going out w/13 jumps and an inexpierienced jumper....... right? "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

Hey there big A.... didn't realize we were busting on the depressed. Possitive no one intended to do that. Mytwocents there just seems to be dissapointed, not really sad. Death happens and it hurts. As most of us know, It's painfull when you lose someone you know and love. But everyone deals with pain in their own way. And as I do with anything i don't want to face... i'll joke about it untill it's shoved down my throat. then I'll digest it as well as possible and laugh again when I can. But we've all got to face the music just like all of our friends and loved ones will. i'm not making light of the above subject in the least.... the weak little bitches I refer to are those that are offended by his crass humor, poor spelling, and threat to burn their objects (which he really wont do, don't tell him I told you). Just as with everything else in life: Those that mind, don't matter. And those that matter, don't mind. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

If anyone is actualy offended..... which I doubt. then they are oversensitive little bitches and deserve to have their weak little feelings hurt. And the whole part about not wanting people to be sad.... what a crock. Trust me, maggot doesn't give two shits what the rest of us think or how we feel. That is why we get along so well. He is one perfectly honest friend, and those are hard to find sometimes. Hey BRap.... You gonna join us x-mass eve-eve in the raping of ft myers..? we'll all hit the ATM before the jumps, wear our best watches and boots, last one to frap in gets the gold... And they get to piss on the others graves. with all due respect of course. And if we all live.... bring on the hookers, blow, and sunrise jumps! wait, does your girl read this board...?sorry... "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

We found said hooker in the yellow pages.... let your fingers do the walking jedi knight. Wasn't the best blowjob ever..... but she did let all 3 of us tag her. and I went last, by request.... dirty hookers are best used, used. I'm sure you would agree. nothing like a good bloody mma fight folloed by a bunch of whisky and a lowish B plus a hooker to intro you to ft myers... you should apear on the 22nd and we can repeat it all, otherwise we'll just do it w/out the fight the day after. ps aren't you supposed to be tagging that little chick, whats her name..... "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

Hey dumb ass.... I have a sweet 24 floor hotel in ft. myers. I opened the roof door with a credit card. and within a 5 block radius there are (or were in sept) 3 cranes over 200' call me. I'm going to be there from the 21st to the 24th of dec. and I am definatly hitting my hotel again w/ ring girls from the mma fight as grouind crew. nothing like busty underage chicks in fishnets and pumps screaming like school girls while you jump a downtown B. very stealth. F'n new yorkers...... Hey Fl locals.... get in touch w/ him. he will jump all of your shit, might as well guide him in the right direction or it could get messy. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

I don't know him... So I won't repost the story. But maybe he still reads these forums or someone that was there does. I read this on Blinc 4 or 5 years ago. Anyone know the story of Crater Nate and his tailgate hang up? I was amazed when I read it back then. Seem to remember something about a PCA over dry land and a (black?) rubber band larksheaded on the tailgate.... "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

These forums could never be what base is about. we're lucky if a bit of technical info can be shared once in a while. otherwise just like any other internet site, it's a bunch of apes w/keyboards. we just happen to all fall off of stuff. So don't be disturbed by the gibberish, let it amuse you. magot..... we are so hitting the whore B early next week. I could sure go for a fuck n' flick. beats the hell out of lying to these stupid college chicks and jumping these boring rural A's. I'm getting really sick of upstate NY. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson

No doubt!!! I'm so glad riggerlee agrees w/us. I was beginning to think maggot and I were the only people left that tested BASE gear on a BASE jump. This isn't skydiving folks!!! That's why it's so fun! I just got myself a new canopy to use for a bit, so I grabbed a 6pack and swapped the canopy onto my risers in the dark and the rain, while chasing my dog down from attacking muskrats at the pond. got up pre dawn and did a hop&pop from 4...................... hundred. I guess I am a bit of bitch as I did pull high to check my brake settings and try some riser turns. nothing like a solo jump w/new gear on your back to get the juices flowing. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson