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magic lepricon powers........ that explains all the gin drinks, yellow rocks, blue pills, and white powders that are in your magical lepricon hideout. "stupid get kids get your grimy paws off me lucky rocks". blarney "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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I like the point of staying wide and decreasing your inertia in the event of a spin up. Although I've always been a reacher. Not back by the container though. I leave my hands near my ears, elbows out to the side. This way my risers usually end up right in my hands and I'm ready to deal with The perfect on heading openings I will always have. Remember kids, always give your pals the reach-around.... they'll love ya for it. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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You dumb bastard.... that wasn't a rocket. It's called "the rabbit" and that little nubby thing is supposed to stay outside by her clitoris. Of course you ripped your ass! that's like pushing a large barbed spear through backwards. Next time, leave your girlfriend's toys alone if you don't know how they work! "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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OK, OK...... sweet 180 correction on the SDM video. he's redemed himself in my eyes... I'm sure he cares about that to. But for christ's sake somebody get that kid an outboard moter on his rescue boat, or at least a team of midgets to row the damn thing. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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Wait a second.... he has a ROCKET powered PC yet he gets rescued in a ROWBOAT...... get the fuck out of here, thats retarded. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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Justin, I have the same problem.... yet I continually try to be honest w/my familly and share my passion w/them. sometimes love is blind, and they will never see your side regardless of the joy it brings you. we are selfish in our pursuit of life satisfaction, and they are selfish in their desire for our longevity. I don't know wether to convince them or hide it from them....? "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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hey man... that's just magot..... don't pay atention to him, we don't. you ask all the ?'s you want, as long as they weren't asked before... (search forums) There more shit maggot talks about you the more he likes you..... or he just thinks you have a purty mouth, never can tell. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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Probably the same reason I insist on driving after drinking... I am a cocky inconsiderate asshole when I am drunk. But i'm always up till sunrise and it is just to convienent not to take advantage of the breaking dawn and my willing drunken friends turned ground crew. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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Nope, No McBase here..... searched around for a year and a half before I found someone stupid enough to take me under their wing. Then I drove him all over the east coast and bought tons of beer like a good little base newbie. Only problem was we drank most of the beer before we jumped.... doesn't mix well with nerves when you are learning during winter in the NE. Of course, like a true base jumper, he got himself deported by my 15th jump and left me with one other friend that was learnig with me to figure the rest of it out. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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Listen here bitch... I've been selling drugs at that DZ for years..... well before I knew your real name. There are plenty of stupid drunken skydivers to go around, don't get your panties all in a bunch. I can't help it if you aren't around when they are jonesing. Anyway, most of my transfers involve hallucinogens, wich you are scared of..... so where's the competition? Did you really fall for justin's "land on me hard" line? Didn't you think it was funny how he wanted to go for his naked base#, but kept suggesting that A way out in the woods? "bastadrd" what, do you develop epilepsy when you type? "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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Wow.... I'm replying just to keep this on top. I followed all the video links on that page. Those kids have it man. heart, soul, and balls of steel. Much respect. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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Selling...?! That thing is a death trap! holes in the nose, blown out seams in the topskin, no way buddy. I'm keeping that little sweetheart all to myself. imagine how fun it will be when the damn thing shreds it's self on opening and I'm left in a pile on some sidewalk, or better yet inside a nuclear power plant. yep, just got her broken in like i like 'em..... couldn't let go of her now. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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Like the kind of snow magot and I jump with....? or the kind that leaves footprints? If your sniffin the snow, do it all on the roof incase you get busted. If it is snowing, then jump a B that people live in. Elevators are warm, and there is already footprints outside. unless it is really dumping, then you can do anything you want 'cause your tracks will be covered and the snow will muffle the sound of the opening canopy. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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I've counted ladder rungs. dropped rocks. and my favorite, just said fuck it... what's the worst that could happen. that ended up w/me jumping into a vally with monster boulders for a LZ and walls nearly too steep to climb out of. So I took the bridal off and rolled it over for a second one.... it's a wonder any of us are still alive "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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Go F'yourself justin we don't really like you anyway. I started skydiving simply to base. I have done ~20 skydives in the past 2 years and 120 base jumps. Only reason to go to the DZ is beer, and lowpull contests. preferably at the same time. Oh yeah, great place to sell drugs and pay for more base gear. I am very uncurrent and therefore get a great buzz when I hook it stupid low. hmmm maybe I'll stop by the DZ tomorrow........ But no, I am not a skydiver and actually take insult when people mistake me for one. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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Don't sell that skyjumping rig!!!!! how else are you gonna learn to fly a wingsuit? And besides, smoking it dirty low at the dz is still my favorite way to stir up shit. almost as good as posting pictures of tagged basesites on DorkZone.com "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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I learned 3 years ago.... and I was taught to use a pull up cord on my PC. To all the others that still do, switch over to the drawstring on your stash bag. can't leave that on. And to those that use the pull up cord around the lines near the canopy..... use your bridal. pull up cords = death. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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840!!!!! chicken must've been proud of you! It's hard to roll skeeball after an 8-ball for me. but you were always really good at doing coke also! let's celebrate that(the coke not the skeeball) this weekend by flickin somethin and rubbing it in all those stupid skydivers faces at the halloween party. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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duct tape....? That's his base card. When you enlarge the photo you can still see the white residue that must have something to do with that eager grin of his. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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Why didn't you tell me monique was gonna make a jump? I would have given up on a nights rest to come see that one!!! Remeber that time when you were ass raping her behind the bushes while I filmed the old couple's reaction,and all those kids playing b.ball in the courts by the park tried to jump us?!? They were all like " I"m a beat that sick little white boy down" .... those old folks were trippin out! "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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Aww.... fuck me! I hate my job some times. nothing like a new free fall sensation to free the spirit and boost the mind. I'll be eating turkey and sleeping on the couch.... lord, sometimes I hate my life. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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gee.... was it the ninja stars that gave it away? "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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you silly bastard...... there's nothing up there jumpable! but don't worry I know just how to get to the best lookout point in the area! anyone else want to drive? What a great time of year for leaf peeping! "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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yes you should definatly have it laminated!!! otherwise it just doesn't hold up like it should, or are we using it wrong? (see photo) works well to pick basic locks also!! "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson
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AFRICA!!!!! That's why your dicks so big! and I thought it was just cause you've been using it as a third crutch..... And I didn't really stop skydiving, I just don't bother hiting the DZ if the ceiling is above 2k. I hate long crowded plane rides. "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." Hunter S. Thompson