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Is he gonna freefall with an alice pack down at his legs? What about the urination hose attached to his helmet? Or, does that tube go up his ass? And, all them patches he's got stuck to his bdu's--That's just gay. That rifle looks real secure too. I also like the magazine in the gun. Wait a minute, this guy is airfarce. They have M4s? Outside the plastic wrapper? Get out of town!!! The dangly straps and webbing are really cool touches. so, now my guesses as to what's wrong with the picture: 1) He stole LouDiamond's helmet. 2)Those ball things on the counter behind him are anti-gravity devices that won't even be invented for 30 more years. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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First, your lines probably are out of trim. but... Two words to solve your problem: Air Locks! I was on final, side-by-side with a friend on a spectre loaded the same as my airlocked Lotus2 170. At 250 ft, we hit some major turbulence. I felt a really hard jolt that kinda scared me. I looked over and my friend was 60 ft below me and white as a ghost. His canopy partially collapsed. That was the day I learned that I really, really like my airlocks. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Eames!!!!!!!!! Hell of a way to celebrate your 24th birthday, huh? mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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If ya get the dvd, and you want to go completely insane, listen to the second audio tracks. It's all in there. Who actually did 500 jumps in their first year, who was buddies with whom, and who spent time running up to the bragg wind tunnel. Oh yeah, try to watch it the whole way through listening to Manos talk too. I lost my ever-loving mind. I think he likes himself a bit. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Yeeeessss????? You needed me so soon? Remember the ear thing is for emergencies only. hot tip: turn off all your light switches and only use red glowsticks. the cameras can't see light from glowsticks. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Whew, General Issimo just came by, I thot they knew what we were up to. I had to make sure you knew the answer to the question. The answer is: Blue, because icecream has no bones and marshmallow sticks are not for baking. Don't write it down. There is a micro handwriting transmission device built into all of your pens. Just remember it in case you are asked by Panther Group 11. Shhh, someone is pulling into your parking lot. Don't look!!!! peak out the window. That is all I can tell you now. If you need me, close your eyes, pull your left earlobe three times and say "rastaman." I will be in touch. Out. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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And by the way, don't respond to my post. Noone else can see it but you. It is a an encrypted message we at the agency call a gnat. There is a software bug I embedded in the monitoring software the company installed in your computer which decrypts the message. Oh shoot, move three inches to your right. There is a camera over your right shoulder which can see your monitor. I can't let them read this. Be strong. Be careful. Don't let them know you know they are watching. I have to go, someone is mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Skydiving: How Old Then, How Old Now?
mnischalke replied to Kramer's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
29:32 (physical years--in mental years, I started when I was six and I am seven now) mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. -
Pssst, Jumprunner, those people moved in next door because of you. They are taping your phone calls. They have replaced your lightbulbs with light-emitting electronic listening devices. They go out so you wonder about them. There are not children next door, they are small agents. They are trying to make you go insane. I have it on good authority. The voices told me so. Then they left in their little black helicopter. I will see them again when it is time. They will decide all that. They did tell me you knew the answer to this question: If you're driving through the desert and you get a flat, how many pancakes does it take to jack up the house? mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Oh, and just so someday you aren't surprised to learn Jason's right about getting busted up in this sport, please read this: World BASE Fatalities List. Find a very experienced BASE mentor to take you under his/her wing. Ground crew a BASE jump. Learn to pack. Pack a lot. Make yer own (well-informed) choices and prepare to live by them. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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See ya there! Keep the damn kerosene away from me this time, mother fucker! My advice: If you step off the bridge, don't forget to flik that nylon thingy in your hand. tbone mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Finally made first jump! Some questions...
mnischalke replied to CaneSpider's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Welcome!! Before you get down on yerself, check out this thread: clicky The first post is by a guy you'd never guess is a complete badass now. Ya might get a laugh or two as well. It will all come together in due time. Just relax, listen to your instructors and have fun! Keep coming back. It works if ya work it... mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. -
Three words: Child Protective Services Ya might want to give em a ring some night. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Bwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaa hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheheeeeee Ahem...hmmmm "stability of marriage will help to keep him off the booze" Bwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaa edit: sorry, my laughing got out of control. I needed to hit return in there. God damn that was funny shit! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Its in the upper right of this form, beside the license app check box. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Thanks for the info everybody. This has really got me thinking, as I had always thot that leaving an ultralight was legal (rather, not illegal). My mind is still churning, so I still have a couple more questions just to make sure I am straight. A powered parachute with two seats that does not require a license to fly cannot fly passengers? Getting out of one would be against the FARs no matter whether you had a skydiving rig or a base rig? If a balloon were tethered to the earth, would it require a license to pilot? It's not like you're going anywhere. Could the FAA yank another FAA rating from an unlicensed pilot of an aircraft which needed no certification after having dropped a jumper? What if the jumper had FAA ratings? What about USPA ratings? If the jumper has a USPA license and an instructor rating and leaves an aircraft (certified or not) at say 500 ft with a BASE rig, would the USPA fuck with him? Thanks again! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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I think it took a grand total of 15 minutes to get a fax back with my D #. I did pay the expedite fee, since the boogie I was about to participate in required a D. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Can anybody show me laws or FAA regs governing jumping from non-certified aircraft? Seems to me that since these aircraft are not flown by FAA-certificated pilots, nor are the aircraft controlled by the FAA, anything goes as far as jumping from them--similar to a legal BASE jump. Please correct me if I am wrong. I need to gather as much info on this as possible for future reference. thanks, mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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has anyone jumped a microlight?
mnischalke replied to Newbie's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Let's just call it a LAHP--low altitude hop-n-pop. It's certainly not a BASE jump tho--just the proper choice of equipment. I do wonder what a jump from a parasail would be classified. It is technically attached to the surface of the earth, although it is not fixed by any means other than to the axis of the attachment point. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. -
Sadam's Sons may have been killed in a raid today.
mnischalke replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
Bwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I cannot confirm nor deny the presence of any of those items in my possession. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. -
Sadam's Sons may have been killed in a raid today.
mnischalke replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
They let me keep my pencil. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. -
Sadam's Sons may have been killed in a raid today.
mnischalke replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
Corpsmen kick ass. They gladly pull their own weight and then some. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. -
Sadam's Sons may have been killed in a raid today.
mnischalke replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
BTW, Viking, You can edit the title to this thread now. "Sadam's sons killed during raid today" mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.