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to come up with that number did he use his magical crystal ball or did he call and ask the mystical fairies who fly around with a little silver lap counters in their hands counting jump numbers on canopies? Seriously, climate of use alone can make 700 look like 1,400 according to gear manufacturers I have talked to. Being able to come up with a number of jumps on a canopy just by inspecting it is quite a bit of a stretch unless he's got some carbon-dating machine in his loft. Did your rigger happen to offer you a favor and take it off your hands for $XXX.00? mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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or that mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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a 350-pound woman named Yolanda dressed in a worn moomoo with a crackpipe perched gently against her lips and three young illegitimate children screaming while clinging to her hairy legs. mmmmmmmmm dreamy... mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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It's a toss up between: a) in a van down by the river. b) in a house on top of El Cap with an elevator up from my parking space at the bottom. (I won't ever be needing it to go down.) c) on an undiscovered (by modern man) island in the south pacific with my tribe of indigenous people who worship me and call me "He who comes from the sky, my most exalted holiness." They will gather my daily fruits, wash my feet and will always generously welcome the honor of my deflowering of their virginal daughters. Hmmmmm, a, b or c????? hard choices.... mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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E. License privileges and requirements A License 1. Persons holding a USPA A license may pack their own main parachute, engage in basic group jumps, perform water jumps, and must have a. completed 20 jumps b. completed all requirements listed on the USPA A License Proficiency Card c. received the signature and official stamp on the USPA A License Proficiency Card or USPA A License Progression Card (ISP) Note: For USPA A-license registration purposes only, USPA Headquarters will accept either completed card signed by a USPA Instructor (signature on file at USPA Headquarters) without the official stamp. The registration fee must be included. B License 2. Persons holding a USPA B license are able to exercise all privileges of an A-license holder, perform night jumps, and must have a. obtained a USPA A license b. completed 50 jumps including: (1) accumulated at least ten minutes of controlled freefall time (2) landed within ten meters of target center on ten jumps c. demonstrated the ability to perform individual maneuvers (a figure 8, backloop, figure 8, backloop) in freefall in 18 seconds or less d. documentation of live water landing training with full equipment in accordance with the procedures in the Skydiver's Information Manual e. passed a written exam conducted by a current USPA I, I/E, S&TA, or USPA Board member. C License 3. Persons holding a USPA C license are able to exercise all privileges of a B licensed jumper, are eligible for the USPA Coach ratings, may ride as passenger on USPA Tandem Instructor training and rating renewal jumps, and must have- a. met all current requirements for or hold a USPA B license b. completed 100 jumps including accumulating at least 20 minutes of controlled freefall time c. landed within five meters of target center on 20 jumps d. completed at least four points on a 4-way or larger random skydive or perform individual maneuvers (a figure 8, backloop, figure 8, backloop) in freefall in 15 seconds or less e. Passed a written exam conducted by a current USPA AFF, IAD, or Static-Line Instructor, I/E, S&TA, or USPA Board member. D License 4. Persons holding a USPA D license are able to exercise all privileges of a C license holder, participate in certain demonstration jumps, are eligible for all USPA ratings, and must have- a. met all current requirements for or hold a USPA C license b. completed 200 jumps including accumulating at least one hour of controlled freefall time c. landed within two meters of target center on 25 jumps d. demonstrated the ability to perform individual maneuvers (either of the following): (1) during freefall, perform in sequence within 18 seconds-a backloop, front loop, left 360-degree turn, right 360-degree turn, right barrel roll and left barrel roll (2) completed at least two points on an 8-way or larger random skydive e. made two night jumps (one solo and one in a group) with a freefall of at least 20 seconds (1) with verification of prior night jump training from a USPA Instructor (2) with the advice of an S&TA, in accordance with USPA BSRs f. passed a written exam conducted by a current USPA I/E, S&TA, or a USPA Board member. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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(((((((applause)))))))) Well done chuck!!! Now you, on the other hand, better get your ass to orange, most ricky tick! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Not as if you are the only Stacy in the world. The stacy of whom I write is certainly not you. Rather, this (expletives deleted) one happens to share your first name and screenname, regretfully. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Nope, anonimity is the beauty of the internet, hence a twisted psychopath is able to propagate the dementia of their fantasy world upon the rest of us. What's really disturbing is the lengths some will go to as frustration of being ineffectual builds. So Stacy (not screenname Stacy)--AKA peppermint, laurengreg, chaz and any others I cannot remember at the present time--are you still doing the lord's work? How's scott, btw? 321... mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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In before the delete... mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Please don't feed the trolls mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Orange Boogie - less than 24hrs to go!
mnischalke replied to tans's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Ahhh the numbers. I don't think it'll be too hard considering the dress code of the evening. Wish you could be here! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. -
Is he still in C-ville? mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Orange Boogie - less than 24hrs to go!
mnischalke replied to tans's topic in Events & Places to Jump
From what I am gathering, there'll be early and late (evening) loads, I believe on both sat and sun. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. -
Orange Boogie - less than 24hrs to go!
mnischalke replied to tans's topic in Events & Places to Jump
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For those of you who haven't contacted me yet: Update #1: Just got the thumbs up for $15 Super Otter slots to 13.5k on Monday, Tuesday AND Wednesday, Oct. 13, 14 & 15!!!! I need a bunch more ppl to let me know they're coming to secure the helicopter. More updates to follow. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Clockwork Orange--the big S countdown
mnischalke replied to mnischalke's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Update #1: Just got the thumbs up for $15 Super Otter slots to 13.5k on Monday, Tuesday AND Wednesday, Oct. 13, 14 & 15!!!! More to follow!! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. -
Naaaaaah, that landing area was huge!!! I think Jason or somebody put some pix out a few days before the last bd. The water was really low. That sandbar above the actual landing area was fully exposed. In just a few very rainy days, they had to hold the gates open pretty wide because there was so much water. Hence, when I first walked the landing area, I kept thinking, "How the fuck am I supposed to land here?" By the next morning, they had the water dialed back a little bit, but it still was rather tight for those of us who like being dry while packing and waiting on the bus... mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Clockwork Orange--the big S countdown Viddie this my little droogies: There's less than two months left until Bridge Day! I am planning a BASE-oriented event at Skydive Orange, Oct. 11-15. With 200 miles separating the two, I do believe Orange is the closest Super Otter DZ to the bridge. Dulles Int'l Airport is 80 minutes north. What better rallying point for the kick-ass people in our community to hang out, have fun, skydive and learn more about fixed object jumping? If you want to take part, I need your feedback!!! In order to plan the week's events, I need an idea of who's coming out to play with us. At the minimum, I am planning on AT LEAST a couple BASE seminars and workshops, an ass-kicking blowout (would you expect anything less?), food and kegs. The more people I hear from, the more events we can all look forward to, including dead-air helicopter jumps, a DJ, t-shirts, demo BASE canopies, manufacturer's reps, etc. Registration for the event will probably be about $25. So, PLEASE PM me with your preferred email address (for updates), # of base jumps (or skydives if none), types of seminars you want to attend, beer preference, # of people you are bringing. Take off the whole week! Come play with us! It'll be real horrorshow, my grahzny malchicks and devotchkas. Rave on!!!! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Ahhhh, what a movie--filmed in my home town. If you actually watch the background, you can probably understand why I don't live there anymore. Truth be told, I heard Cruise was a total asshole back then too... mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Funny that you mention it... I know a bunch of folks will be meeting up at the Clockwork Orange--the big S countdown. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Clockwork Orange--the big S countdown
mnischalke replied to mnischalke's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Viddie this my little droogies: There's less than two months left until Bridge Day! I am planning a BASE-oriented event at Skydive Orange, Oct. 11-15. With 200 miles separating the two, I do believe Orange is the closest Super Otter DZ to the bridge. Dulles Int'l Airport is 80 minutes north. What better rallying point for the kick-ass people in our community to hang out, have fun, skydive and learn more about fixed object jumping? If you want to take part, I need your feedback!!! In order to plan the week's events, I need an idea of who's coming out to play with us. At the minimum, I am planning on AT LEAST a couple BASE seminars and workshops, an ass-kicking blowout (would you expect anything less?), food and kegs. The more people I hear from, the more events we can all look forward to, including dead-air helicopter jumps, a DJ, t-shirts, demo BASE canopies, manufacturer's reps, etc. Registration for the event will probably be about $25. So, PLEASE PM me with your preferred email address (for updates), # of base jumps (or skydives if none), types of seminars you want to attend, beer preference, # of people you are bringing. Take off the whole week! Come play with us! It'll be real horrorshow, my grahzny malchicks and devotchkas. Rave on!!!! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. -
Guy Wright is doing an RW Big Way camp on the 12-14. Brian Germain is bringing out his demo canopies and kites while he does freefly coaching on the 21st and 22nd. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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The ramifications of oral in freefall and tandem sex are scaring me. For oral, I can't stop thinking about pulling apart while taking a crotch dock. Oouch! Most ppl have teeth inside their mouth! And on a tandem, sheesh. Do you know how much the hip straps stretch in a flat spin? I have a feeling certain body parts won't stretch that far... mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Ya know, I love my MA2-30, but I gotta say, those new glow-in-the-dark jobbies from Alti-2 are about 15 pounds lighter. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.
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Can anybody think of a good reason not to use the BR integrity risers from my Reactor4 to attach a big reflex skydiving rig to my new Fox so I can put some hopnpops on it? I used the type 8 risers that came with the skydiving rig that I used to have to do hopnpops with my old fox, but I don't have that container any more. So, I am thinking, rather than disconnecting the links from somebody else's canopy to use the skydiving rig, why can't I just use what's already on the Fox and keep their canopy on their risers? Your thots? mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.