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Update from the USPA Website: mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

Aw, come on. Gimme a little more credit than that. She should be a "beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream." Oh, and the through-the-door blow-job thing would be a great addition, but I am not too finicky. All's well on this end! When ya comin up to Orange? On another note: Do folks really not know of our wonderfully insightful and creative friend AA? (Sheesh, I have been around here too long...) Calling him a troll is giving far too much credit to trolls. He is a master artist, my friends--a veritable Rembrandt of electronic crassness within these forums. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

Ya know, I read this with hope and was filled with joy by the time I reached the end. I had realized there must be a woman out there like this!!!! If this had been written by a man, which was my original presumption, there would have been at least one reference to "greet him with oral pleasures" or something. But no! Not one blowjob reference! This thing's legit!!! Praise jesus! My personal favorite: "Don’t complain if he’s home late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day." --wonderful advice for any wife! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

Way to keep it alive kiddo! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

I got my money on the kid who came from nowhere to pull out the fourth place overall finish at the PST Open/qualifier. Oh yeah, and he's a dz.commer. EEEEEames! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

The answer you seek: Samurai! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

I do miss it, almost as much as I miss that vertex. I do, however love my new, very patriotic fox. funny how some shit works out though, huh? mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

Third! I overwhelmingly recommend his course! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

God, it's good to see that fox again! Congratulations, my brother! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

Thanks fuckers. I am sure the pain of the mountain dew code red passing up through my nasal cavities will subside, but the real question is: how do I get the remnants out of my keyboard? mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

"Further, if screeners determine that it is necessary to open a rig for complete inspection, then the owner of the rig must be present and allowed to assist. For this reason, skydivers are advised to add at least 30 minutes to the airline's recommended arrival window." Sounds like the thirty minutes they advise adding is plenty of time for you to pack your main and your reserve on the floor of an airport. Wonder if they'll have pull-up cords handy... mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

I am looking for someone who spins, who is also either going to BD, planning on coming to Orange's Clockwork event or making a week of it and doing both. If this is you or someone you know, please drop me a pm. Thanks!! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

Ha! Jumper, you don't know nuttin about the army huh? You must be chewing gum with your mouth closed while crossing the street safely to get a medal in the army. Semper fi, mac! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

Into either Madeline Albright's new world tour or "Somalia II--Afghan style." I just can't say enough to thank the kind, illiterate folks of certain Florida districts. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

what's with women and their attraction to bald guys? Screw it, I am shaving my head and getting a pacifier... mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

Ahhhhhhh, now I got ya. I just thot you meant that thing had quite possibly the world's smallest supressor attached. I cannot comment on "evil, hottie twins" bro. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

Scott, who you tryin to fool? mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

Bill, Ya know, I am getting so tired of all the teary, why-are-we-theres always pinning their argument on the WMD situation. Please don't be one of em. Listen, Saddam had WMDs. There is no question of that. He used them on the Kurds. There is no question of that. Saddam had Migs buried in the sand. How big is a Mig, for God's sake? You don't think that he could hide a few barrels of chemical and biological weapons in the world's biggest sandbox? Please. Truth be told, Iraq has been a target since a couple weeks after 911. Intelligence agencies reported there was influence there, and it has been substantiated. Look at the terrorists (many of whom are al qaeda) in Iraq lining up for their strap-on H.E. packs to blow up the American imperialists. You wanna tell me that it's not a hotbed of terrorism? Again, please. We are there for a good reason. I didn't believe that for months after we first landed, but things are becoming crystal clear now. Iraq was/is a good target--a target GWB's dad should have finished the first damn time. I may not be as wise as some people, but don't bs me with a straight face and expect me to buy all of it. I love ya bill, but that argument is beneath you mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

I can't remember who taught me this if it wasn't Timmy from Monkey Claw, but here's what I like to do: Our group is last out and has a good margin between the last group. I lead them right out the door into a long carve under the otter and then hold a heading about 150 degrees off jump run. It usually puts us about a half mile off jump run at dump time. Doing the carve also lets the last out jumpers cut the corner to get in the group faster. I also advise people peal off the track at break off. Its kinda strange, but if one jumper in the back simply does a 180 to track off, he will still be tracking backwards (the same way he was going originally, just feet-first) for a good while before coming back to neutral. It's sorta like the Optimot (sp?). I don't want him sliding backwards past somebody who may have dumped in place in the center of the pack. Its easier to just peel off. Damn, I love tracking dives... mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

My personal experience with canopy was going through AFF with a Pro swooper and being on a semi-elliptical canopy at 1.1:1 by jump #10. I took Scott Miller's canopy course on jumps #36-41. On the same canopy, I did my first double-front landing after receiving adequate instruction at jump #49. I took a high-performance canopy course at Rahlmo's Canopy Skool at jump #66 and started doing 45-degree front riser carves shortly thereafter. Learning emergency procedures is key before bringing riser turns down to actual landings--know what a rear riser, toggle or harness turn will do following a front riser entry if you need to bail, yet continue the turn at a lower desent rate. I progressed through 90s and 120s before downsizing to a Lotus 170 at 1.3:1 at jump #150. I went back to straight-ins, to double fronts, to 45s, to 90s and then 120s. After spending a week with Brian Germain, I did my first 180 carve at around jump #200, switched to a Samurai 170, hop-n-popped it a few times and was doing 180s on it, with a higher entry point. I got my new Samurai 150 about 30 jumps ago (about 80% of those were full-altitude hop-n-pops learning the canopy and doing no-contact/contact CRW). About 10 jumps ago, I started using double fronts to land. About 7 jumps ago (last weekend) I did my first 90 on it. The 120s and 180s will come when they come--I'm not in any hurry, no matter how much I love doing 180s. Speed is like having an un-neutered lion as a pet--It's beautiful and wonderful to have around, but if you fuck up, or he flips out, it will maim you. I am still learning, but I have had a ton of great instruction, usually on a daily basis. My advice to you or anybody wanting to make high-performance landings is to read everything you can find about canopy flight, then, take as many canopy control courses as possible. Work out accuracy and perfect your landing flare. Then, on a regular basis, work with a competent swooper who tends toward the long, carvy entries, rather than the low, snappy hook turns. Do lots of hop-n-pops and make swooping your primary learning objective. It is really hard to focus on nailing killer sitflies or doing 12-point 4-way rw jumps AND working on high-performance landings in the same jump. I suggest you pick one discipline and explore it to it's fullest extent. Wring every bit of performance out of your current canopy before you think about downsizing. As far as new and exciting, dump out the door with a friend with a similar wingloading and do some no-contact CRW. Just fly relative and keep sudden movements to an absolute minimum when flying in close proximity. Dogfight with another canopy. Chase or be chased through the sky using all of the canopy's inputs. Just be safe and have fun and you will learn a ton about that nylon thing above your head some people use just to save their life between each jump. 321... mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

Yeah. I suppose both Enya and Kenny G were booked up that day. I wonder why they overlooked the obvious choice of most hard-core bikers: John Tesh. That would be almost like the mother-of-all-skydiving boogies being conducted without the musical stylings of Kenny Loggins. Come on everybody, sing with me. You know the words... ...Out along the edges Always where I burn to be The further on the edge The hotter the intensity Highway to the Danger Zone Gonna take you Right into the Danger Zone Highway to the Danger Zone Right into the Danger Zone... Rock the fuck on! mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

I know of at least one recent photo I've seen (my poor virgin eyes) of a certain toga-wearing big daddy sparring with a fueler that would most certainly garner tons of response. Alas, I will not be the poster of said photograph...but, encourage anyone with access to it to throw it up here. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

I don't know if it was mentioned before in this thread. Since you mention it now... Buzzjobs may be exciting as hell, but they have produced a substantial number of a/c crashes. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

hotel1= one lucky son of a bitch laying on the bed. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.

You left because you were too much of a pussy to stand up to the man! You should have just walked right into the man's office and said, "hell no, I ain't leaving! You can't make me. Orange is here and you can't move me away." Then you should have sang a few choruses of "Alice's Restaurant" while standing on the man's desk in your underwear. That would have worked. I would have done it. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills.