sartre
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I LIKE you!!!!!! Listen to her Lisa!!!!
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No, no, it's not his fault!!! I told him that it was like Sam's Club, you give out samples. Then I just 'misappropriated" (damn that words hard to spell wheen you've been drinking) a few of the samples.
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OKay, but I've been sampling the merchandise in the alcohol aisle.....do you think that will be an assett or a detriment to attracting more business? Or am I attracting new employees?
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I'm confused....am I the PR person or is the ammo guy the PR person?
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you'll have to check with Andy_Copland- he's the liquor supervisor.
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There are still a lot of departments not covered..... shoes toys bakery canned goods furniture sporting goods guns many more that i'm too lazy to think of.....
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Maybe your computer has a lisp.....
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But it is funny if you make up a silly sentence and try the different voices/accents.
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I'm a little creeped out. Notice how the eyes follow wherever the cursor goes....
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Cute clip Jenn!
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I can vouch for Andy's skills with supervising alcohol.....
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assistant to the manager.......
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Score!!! Flowers and helium!! I rock.
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I would really like to be in charge of something, but I just can't think of anything right now. Any suggestions, anyone?
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Well, there's always time for someone to turn over a new leaf........ I'm sure there's an Adam and Eve-type joke there somewhere, but my joke maker is low on batteries.
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Now see, that's a classy guy!!
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Oh, trust me, you don't want to know about all of those wines mixed together in the same glass.. you won't feel so hot tomorrow.
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Well, I guess that's okay, it leaves more for the rest of us. But it is freakish.
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Well, you should try some brownies. It will make your weekend even better. Or are you one of those freaks that doesn't like chocolate?
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Brownies are simply a conduit for chocolate. Have you ever had any flavor of brownies other than chocolate? No. Brownies are chocolate.
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So why are you still awake at 3am? Did you just get in?
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Nah, that's just being young as hell and able to get away with it. Now who's got that IV?
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yes. just hook up an IV for me. Whatever is strong and has the fewest calories.
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It's not 3am here. Not quite 8 pm. And I wish I were much more drunk.
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so admit it, you don't feel any different now do ya?? No, but I have this strange urge to buy a minivan...Wait...no, it was a fart welling up. I'm good. There, see, you may not be in your twenties anymore, but you're still emotionally immature. It's all good!!! Just kidding-Happy Birthday!!