sartre

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  1. That's right, I'm stepping up to help the entire nation out. I'm a giver that way.
  2. Having recent experience speaking this language, I will volunteer to be the translator:
  3. Only one hit and it was a picture of a pig in a tutu. I'm so confused.....
  4. No way! Have mercy on her!
  5. I went shopping yesterday for a new bedroom set. I have a gorgeous king size 4 poster bed right now, but my new master bedroom is going to be 1/2 the size of my current master bedroom. I left the furniture store in a funk because, as fun as I thought it was going to be to buy new furniture, I love the furniture I have. It took me a long time to find it. But (heavy southern gone with the wind accent) as God is my witness, I will shop again!! I'm down but not out for the count.
  6. shall I call you 5 hours from now when there's still enough time to delete your posts? Ooh, girl, step away from the keyboard. You'll be glad you did in the morning...
  7. sartre

    Drunk Dial Forum

    awesome new avatar Bolas.
  8. [reply Wildcard is in his residency (he wants to pass gas). . This explains so much about his personality.
  9. I completely disagree. The color is very nice, and your hair looks shiny and healthy. I went darker as well, but the drawback I'm finding is that my grey roots show up much sooner.......
  10. You're so fucking smart. And so fucking right. I hate you.
  11. Oh thank god, I thought I was doomed to sex with just a single man...........................
  12. bIGWAY, i REALLY MISS YOU. bUT KEEP IN MIND i AM totally FUCKED UP BY ALCHOLE. yet, i still know enough toi know THAT YOU MUST HAVE SOME aMZAING STORIES.
  13. Sweetie, and anyone else who ight ant to carpe diem with me in the past few weeks........ CARPE FUCKING DEIM. iS THER A WAY FOIR HIM TO redieve thsx in my
  14. dude, you have to be emitting the "sexual favor' GUIDE.
  15. OMG!!!!! Here's proof that I just do[t need to be drinking and psting;.... I dont even understand wht the fuck iu['m saying i blame the gin it's too powerful for me
  16. OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! Proofe psoitive taht I should NEVER drink and post. But here's the good news. !. I'm at home, so not endarign any9ne/ oh fuck it, i bovisluy need some foeffee right about now. but do mean it whean I say I love MOST of you.
  17. Ok, I'm not gonna hold it against you that you are ore into rw than ff What we all really need to knowabuyt you is idoes it bother you tho have sex with someone who has no fucking idea when to say when cause she's so inebriated????? By the way, I reserve the right to retract antyhting I sayu if it means I bettewr deal for the rentser. fuck, i'm fucked up gotta go find some h20 and..... I pretty much l0ve you!!!1
  18. sartre

    John Mayer

    I sure hope so..... Pfffft GREAT ANSWER, Sweetie!!!
  19. NO!!!! Don't do it!!!! Why do you need to wake up?
  20. You know, one person on dizzy once told me I was arrogant and high maintenance. But to tell you the truth, if you feed me alchohol, I'm just as docile as you could ever want and I fuckin LOVE everyone. Once the defences go, you'll see I'm pretty much gullible...I believe the best of everybody.
  21. Ok, from the sticking out of the tongue icon, I guess I can dedeuce (is that a word?) that you're being sarcastic, but [whoosh] I don't know how. What does Comiskey mean? By the way, diud I ever tell you that I think you're pretty damn funny? And just to let everyone know, the more I drink, the more I LOVE everyone I know. I'm a happy drunk. Cause I'm cool that way. PLUS you can ignor me and I really won't even know it. Life is good when you get your buzz on.
  22. ya gotta love CA, don't ya? I lived there for 11 years prior to moving to CO. Still miss the year round flowers.
  23. You know the cool thing? It's 2 am here in THE BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD, but it's 4am on the east coast and all those coasties will be up soon. I know it's 6pm in Western Australia. What time is it in other parts of the world? God, you just gotta love the internet, don't you?
  24. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, you nailed it.