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    Note to self...

    Never let Jewels and Skycat spend the night in your bed together again. Neither knows how to share blankies or SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I love my cozy couch..if only it were further away from the bedroom......
  2. The other parties in the room like it just fine every time I post!! As a matter of fact, every time I get a response to my post, they take off an article of clothing. (And by the way, they're girls).
  3. Who cares about entrapment? Entrapment's boring. I want to know about the whole oral sex issue. (I have to say, when I say 'I" I really mean "we". I'm not sitting here pathetic and alone on my birthday. Really. )
  4. I wanted to be the author of the first post to get moved from SC to Bonfire!!!!!!
  5. if you don't learn how to give good oral. Any arguments?!!!!!!!!!!
  6. If it comes down to a choice between Cocheese and you, hands down you would win. Even if it weren't a choice between the two of you, the consensus here is we'd all choose you.
  7. Kelli pulling down her pants...... But Jewels votes for my boobage episode at the bar.....
  8. I am dreaming of a Skycat/Hooknswoop sammich with a side of Jewels........excuse me while I go entertain that thought.......
  9. Thanks Ralf! And thanks to everyone....I've heard "Happy Birthday" from more of my dz.com friends than I have from whuffo friends and family. You guys rock. Thanks for helping me bring in my 39th....again.
  10. Yep, and I'm out of practice. I actually poured myself a drink at 4, and haven't touched it yet. Something is very wrong with me!
  11. This morning? Where the heck are you?
  12. Sweetie, if I'm being clever in some way, I am completely unaware of it. I was serious about the yellow font being hard to read. Please help your remedial friend understand....
  13. You mean that yellow? Yeah, it's kind of hard to read, isn't it?
  14. You're right. That's why I've decided to pick a number that I like. Like 39. OR I could claim to be 65, and people will think I look fabulous for my age! (Don't you just love compliments like that? "For someone your age, you're VERY attractive." WTF?)
  15. Well, you may have a point there. And skydemon did tell Jewels she's to give me some spankings.....Oh Jew-els, when you coming by?
  16. Since my divorce is final on New Year's Eve, maybe I should get drunk tonight and stay that way all the way through. --Not sure if I should put a happy face or a sad face to that one.
  17. LOL!! Where the hell IS his cute lil ass? I think Jewels stole him out from underneath me. Well, not literally.
  18. Okay, so you are celebrating the ?? anniversary of your 30th B-Day - is that better? I think I'll stick with 39 and holding. If anyone asks how old I am, I'll tell them "plentysomething." Thanks for the well wishes from everyone. I just got home from work and plan on doing nothing for the rest of the day. Except perharps bacardi limon and diet coke.
  19. Hey, that I can live with!!!
  20. I have no idea what you're talking about. I refuse to get another year older.
  21. He's off to Florida - Z-Hills. You Z-Hills people consider yourselves warned!!
  22. Ah , speak of the devil. They're on the line as we speak waiting for "Eugene" to pick up the phone. Sounds like the exact same guy I talked to a few days ago. So I'm just letting the phone sit there as I type this. Hey, if he's got the time to waste, I've no problem helping him.
  23. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3054867#3054867 I'm dealing with the same thing. Yesterday I handed the phone to Squeak, who said, "Yeah, this is Euguene. I don't live in the country anymore..I moved to Argentina. Good luck tracking me down!" I've found it's much more fun to yank their chains than it is to try and explain to them that they've got the wrong number AGAIN!!