sartre
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I would ban people who post condescending, tactless responses to people and then bitch and moan that people accuse them of being condescending and tactless.
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How the hell do I masturbate when I can't reach my dick?
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Promise to make him parade past my door wearing only low cut, ripped jeans and baby oil?
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Awe, c'mon guys, stop yer whining. It's February 1st!!! It's already staying light longer, and believe it or not, Spring WILL come.
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I just stumbled across this show tonight. It's hilarious! Why have I never heard of these two before? http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1579397&vid=203502
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Hey, no problem. None at all.
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Landing there would scare the crap out of me. Do they let ya jump out at 5k and fend for yourself?
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Oh Jeez, now you've done it. You know there will be no dearth of volunteers....
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Well, only sometimes. But there's always that "safety" word.
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You're not kidding. I'm in the perfect position, as I don't have a home to sell first. I looked at a property this weekend that is pre-foreclosure. The people still had some stuff in the garage....they have at least one kid judging from the toys. I feel so sad for them, to be losing their home. But I'm trying to look at it as, if I buy it, I'm helping them avoid foreclosure, so that's a good thing. It's just awful for a lot of people right now.
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Dude, I AM an old people.
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dammit people, stop posting to that thread title!!
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Yes, and while that used to be a bad thing ( at least amongst white American women) it is now a good thing. I'm waiting for cellulite to become hot. Then I'm buying a g-string for the beach!!
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Are you kidding? Skiing is too dangerous!!
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Soo adorable. At this age it's hard to imagine he'll ever do anything to piss you off, isn't it? Great pic.
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And the absolute worst, I-will-never-EVER-be-able-to-find-you-sexy look is the combover in the wind.
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But it's to be expected when you marry a 23 year old.
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Well, a shaved head is far preferable to a combover.
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Exactly!!! Turns out, it's what we call an americano. Two shots of espresso, in a regular sized coffee cup, filled the rest of the way up by water. It was pretty damn funny getting that straightened out.
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It sounds like your boss is one of the five year olds. What possible benefit was there in sharing with you the gripings of the other employees? That's just being one of the gossip mongers. At any rate, it's good that you've actually been rewarded for going the extra mile. Too often, that's just taken for granted and taken advantage of. Good for you, the hell with the rest of the gripers.
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Walt, it's too early to be so grumpy already!
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That won't be any worse than Squeak asking the waiter for a "long black"....
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Happy Birthday Jason! Hope you're not "broke" on your b-day.