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Turtle? Is that you?

Well, if you need help with anatomy, I'm happy to help.

Sorry, I was just working on keeping my dz.com official title. Pay no attentio

Since when do men complain about sleeping in someone else's bed?!! Stop being grumpy and go to sleep. It will all feel better in the morning.

careful there with that tongue! It can get you into trouble. I know this from experience.

What are you, 13?

But you're on your way to Denver. Snowboarding is good in Colorado. You sound grumpy.

Loveland. Aspen. Breckenridge. Vail. You're in the wrong state.

Only a special few really quite "get" you Squeak. You need to show the Hard Rock Squeak more often.

Why does everyone keep talking about Scott's dog?

Dude, your man card may seriously be at risk soon!

Wow. Scott took a stand against some people's posts. He must REALLY be in love. It's nice to know you know how to pick a side, my dear.

yeah, you've got that warm fuzzy "I love everyone feeling". C'mon everyone, let's join hands and sing: "I'd like to teach the world to sing, In perfect har-mo-neeeeeee"

OH! And....{{{{hugs}}}} I'm sorry you're laid up. That sucks.

i have no clue why anyone would ask you to be nice to me, you are so lame at being not nice it really makes no difference to me at all Pot. Kettle. So NOT true. Not even close. If you've spent time getting to know either one, I think the differences become obvious very quickly. The only thing they share is a dislike of each other. I'd say one has good taste, the other is just ....well, I can't say, cause that would be a PA.

Hey STFU if you don't like it!! And I mean that only in the most facetious of ways....

Sure thing babe, it's all yours.

I don't remember posting this. And I don't remember any boobage episode at the bar. DAMMIT JEWELS!! You are not allowed to drag me out for my birthday anymore!!!

Hey, according to Squeak I am a facetious bitch. Can I have that award? I'm sure there are bigger bitches than I, but facetious bitches? I think not.

Come on, you. You can't possibly think that you did nothing to contribute to the demise of any of your ex- relationships. (Notice I didn't say "failed'?) If she was posting that she was bored with you, perhaps you did the classic male thing, and stopped paying attention once you'd finished the pursuit. It's never all one person's fault. We all make choices, we all make contributions to a relationship; and sometimes, like it or not, two people just aren't going to be able to be happy together. I think it's a big mistake to not try and take a good hard look at the role you have played in the demise of your relationships. How else to grow and hopefully choose more successfully next time? (Or realize that marriage just is never going to be the thing for you). It's not that marriage doesn't work. It just doesn't work for everybody. Some of us take a little longer to come to that realization. Doesn't mean love isn't in the cards; it just may be more successful with non-traditional approaches. I for one congratulate all those newly engaged couples, as well as those hard working couples that have managed to keep it together (happily, mind you) for many years. I envy you that.

No actual skin? What pictures are YOU thinking of? It's ok, I have bathing suits that show more.

Have you lost your mind? There are all kinds of down sides to making that decision. I can't believe you truly think that it's easier to walk away from the marriage, especially when you have kids, than it is to stay in it.

We have a winner, folks. What were we thinking?!! (Although we do all look great, I must admit). Thank GOD I was too inebriated at the time to resize them small enough to upload on dizzy. We all thought that was a great idea at the time. Friends don't let friends post pictures drunk.

from my birthday party. I have them. I need a new jumpsuit. How much are you willing to pay me to have them? How much are those posing in the picks willing to pay me to keep them private? Ok, I'm really bored . This is what happens to my mind when I'm trying to avoid work.

Where's the "But I DO like it" option?