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Wow! That's so much more deep than I interpreted it. I thought it was a euphemism for 2x4; smack him in the head with it until he gets a clue. Actually, I kind of like my interpretation better! edited to add: Oh! I did get it right! I must be really evil at heart.

OMG!! That's sick! And just because I'm laughing my a** off doesn't mean it's right!

Well, not to make a sweeping generalization or anything (), but guys seem to be all about attracting your attention. Making the "conquest" (and I'm not talking only sex. Sometimes it's getting you to have feelings for them). Once they've achieved their (probably subconscious) goal, they're done making the effort.

Thanks Wendee!! I will be sure and let you know how it went next Sunday. And you're right about people's reactions: they either think I'm absolutely cool or absolutely crazy. I've finally reached a point where I'm doing what I want to do in order to please me. The trying to keep everyone else happy just isn't working out for me.

Next weekend!!

Well, I think we've got our winning slogan for the next billboard!

But wait. If the margs are frozen, does that make them a blender drink? Thenk I'll have to be flaky, whiny and annoying all night!

Absa-freakin-lutely!!

Actually, I think most of them (boys and girls) are out doing something fun for the weekend.... **sigh**

Ya think? I don't order my drinks in order to appear anything. I order what I'm in the mood for, and that usually indicates how much trouble I'm planning on getting into! I couldn't care less what anybody else thinks about me based on my drink order! But then again, I'm old, and I've got noone to impress...... edited to add: uhh! whine!!! I've been craving a margarita since about noon today!!! I want some!

Aahh, but that is the fun of being a woman...

I guess if you stayed awake the whole time it doesn't count as sleeping with her.....

You know, I just realized that my drink changes with my moods...which correlate exactly to the descriptions. Typically at home or out to dinner, I have red wine (me too, usually pinot noir). I tend to be more mellow and reserved. Partying with my friends, mixed drinks. I swear like a sailor, say whatever I want (usually something flirtatious towards the opposite sex) and spend the night laughing my a** off. *** edited to add: ok, they don't correlate exactly. I'm not sure I'd qualify for refined, classy or conservative. *** And that's my story!

I got this in an email & thought it was funny (and kinda right on): Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. Drink: White Zinfandel Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target. Drink: Shots Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad! Drink: Tequila No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there. THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut: Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid . Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid. Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress. White Zinfandel: He's gay!

Been there, done that. Thank God those days are behind me. And my ex is completely out of my life. yay!

Sounds like you've finally learned "The Rules"! Now that your spirit's been broken, you're a prime candidate for marriage!

Are you going to do another time-lapse video? The proposal still stands!

PLEASE make sure you make her aware of your appreciation for her often!!!! It's taken for granted (or not noticed) by too many husbands.

Still laughing at this an hour later!

Well, I babysat a friend's dog awhile ago. He kept digging through the trash and eating crumpled kleenex and (ugh) tampons. Then he threw them all up in the middle of my kingsize bed in the middle of the night. BTW, I volunteered to babysit the dog because I really thought I wanted one. Changed my mind about that one!

I have a 25 pound cat that eats clothing if we don't keep him supplied with cat food! He's ruined several of my shirts, usually the spaghetti strap kind. ( I can't leave my thongs lying around either, and I'm not talkin' flip flops!)

What do you call two blondes in a corner? An air pocket. What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes? An interpreter. I'm a blonde, by the way. Sorry if I offend anybody!

What he said....he's smart.

I like the cash idea if it's appropriate