sartre

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  1. some semen...sometimes.
  2. I was just in Vegas in May...this guy tried to tell me he was Peyton Manning....does he look anything like him? edited to add photo since I suck at this stuff!
  3. The pedestal that I have him on just got about 5 feet higher. Why won't that man agree to marry me? I could teach him lots of things, and he could teach me to cook. As long as my husband doesn't mind.....
  4. AAAAhhhh!! I was taking a sip of wine when I read that last line and almost spit it all over the keyboard!! LOL!
  5. Can I come be a member of your family? You guys rock!!!! (still gotta hate ya)
  6. OK first off, Soulshine, I LOVE raging smart assess. However, I'm afraid I have to hate you for being able to go to the beach right now while I am land-locked in Colorado. And skydiverbry--thank you for helping me figure out what the hell the question meant!!! Pinot Noir is a red wine that's not as dry as a Merlot, and goes with any kind of meat, so I'm told. I just drink whatever I want, screw the meat. HAH!! I just realized I may have just said something naughty.....
  7. I wasn't trying to tell any story, grouchy. I was being sarcastic. Guess you couldn't tell from the sound of my voice.
  8. I don't understand the question..... ......then again, my buzz is starting to hit too. you should all probably just ignore me
  9. hmmmm...maybe that should be water into wine..I heard it was done once very successfully..
  10. oh yeah, it can happen...long time ago doc told me that pain was caused by hitting the ovaries, not the cervix. Whatever, if it's tooo big, it can be painful. (Still a much better situation than being too small.
  11. I'm sure I'm probably misinterpreting you, but it sounds like you're saying molesting a 15-year old is not such a big deal. As long as the molester stays away from little boys. Care to clarify?
  12. With everything I've seen intimately discussed here, I can't believe no women have posted any replies!
  13. Dear Sunshine; I am too old and ugly to attract a stalker. Is there any hope for me?
  14. Dang! How'd you get a picture of me and all my brunette friends?
  15. The more posts of yours I read, the less the word "shy" comes to mind.....that's ok, though, I still have you up on a great big pedestal!
  16. And to think that I was afraid I had offended this man by asking him to take his shirt off....
  17. Wish I could help, but I've paid for all my ringtones. Occasionally my service provider has special ones for free, but that's all I know of. Sorry
  18. Thank you, Michelle. I no longer blame myself, but it took me a long time to figure it out. That was part of point I was trying to express, it's selfish because those left behind second guess and wonder if they failed their loved one. But no worries, it was a long time ago and I am completely at peace with it. I just miss him still sometimes. As for Brian, thank you, Michelle for expressing the same opinion of him that I have- he's a troll, he's just trying to get attention, and we should all just ignore him and hope he goes away. Sorry, I guess it's my night to be grouchy.
  19. did you read what I posted? I'm confused....