sartre

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  1. Outside the box? I guess you could glue some magnets on them and hang them on the refrigerator!
  2. Hey girl, I was out of town. How was your Walk? It was you and VanillaSkyGirl, wasn't it?
  3. sartre

    I'm sick.....

    Well, obviously you don't........ By the way, you know I love it when you call me dirty names....who's the tease?
  4. Okay, I just tried it and I'm disappointed. I thought it might lead to porn or something.
  5. sartre

    I'm sick.....

    Aww, I'm sorry you're not feeling well. I'd be glad to share my warm pussy with you if you'd like...
  6. OK, just based upon your pic, you are someone that would be fun to know. And BlueSBDeath, the hell with it! Let's live on the edge. I have absolutely nothing to say about your original topic!! OK, maybe that 1 glass of wine is starting to kick in.....
  7. And it's been how long since your wife could get all boozed up? You're not going to get any sympathy here, my friend. Unless you plan on carrying a watermelon around in your butt for a few months and then have it slowly extracted over the course of several hours. And that STILL won't compare with what your woman is doing for you and your child.
  8. Happy Birthday!! One month before Christmas....that should be easy to remember.
  9. So using this philosophy, when can we expect to see the designs for you new Rig
  10. The one in the center (#5) looks like Bolas.
  11. Or a December Birthday Boogie....held in June!!
  12. Your baby's due on my birthday!! I sure hope Baby comes early~like before Christmas. A birthday 4 days after Christmas really sucks!!!
  13. I'm a little frightened of the names I got. I put in Sartre, and got "Leaning Tower of Pisa". I put in my real first name and got "Anaconda".
  14. You'd better get busy finding the wife part of that equation then!!! I'm still offering......
  15. No, silly, go buy yourself that bike. Life's short. Besides, the one with the sweetest bike gets the hottest sex. It's a proven fact. Really.
  16. Too modest? ummmm... Nope Hmmm....wonder how he got it to grow like that? Thank God I didn't peek at that while still at work!! Guess it wouldn't be a problem getting him to pose in a swimming suit then.
  17. do it do iT do IT dO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!!!!
  18. Oh my! I'll have to check it out when I get home. I guess I'll have to rescind the offer to show mine if he showed his. I thought he'd be too modest to call my bluff!!
  19. You post yours, I'll post mine.
  20. Are you going to tell everyone or should I Ok, I will admit that I had some interesting landings. I got the bruises on the inside of my legs by landing in a tree/bush thing, but I DID remember my emergency procedures and grabbed for the widest part of the tree and wrapped my legs around it. Then I tumbled out of it over the top and plf'd to the ground. I stood up, yelled "Fuck!!!" and carefully picked the chute out of the brambly bushlike branches. I am proud to say I found the only tree to land in as well as the only mud puddle to land in in Az. Yes, I am THAT good!