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a Stephen King Freak! it's why I love girlfalldown I'm a King freak too.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

learning to freefly it's all about looking good you have got it nailed! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

dropzone.com is not just a website, it is a community... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

we are way behind in this friday haiku race post more girlfalldown.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

A postwhore am I wasting hours of precious time on this freakin site.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

head off to Davis you little stalking girlfalldown have yourself some fun. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

Oh! No! Not Stalkers! I thought I fixed that problem.. ok Girls, bring it on.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

Yup.. I just noticed Feeling like a major dork double haiku threads! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

almost time to go pick up Perrisites in Oakland and start the weekend! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

someone's gotta start so I thought I'd be the one Friday haiku time.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

OK, this was me at about 120 jumps.. under a Safire 209 loaded at about 1.3... Probably 90 jumps on the Safire after the student canopies.. Cost - not much.. probably around $100 after insurance. Couldn't jump for about 6 weeks. Broken left fibula about 6 inches above the ankle. To save you all some reading, it was a no-flare landing because I didn't have my toggles in my hands.. So, with Byron closed, a couple of friends and I made the trek to Lodi. We hooked up with 3 belly-fliers and planned a 6-way RW jump. I was a diver. The 4-way base exits and the other diver and i are right behind it. It funnels as we float above watching them rebuild it. Ok, rebuilt, we swoop in and start turning points. YAHOO!! so much fun, everyone is flying their slots perfectly. Planned breakoff is 4,500 feet. Nice and high. Now - a little background. My ProTrack has been in the shop for a month and I am jumping with a friend that I have jumped with at least 80 times. She is always altitude aware and I have been getting lazy with her on most of my jumps and usually having a dytter. Anyway, 1st mistake - I wasn't altitude aware and assumed we had broken off at 4,500 and did a nice long track. Well, apparently we had burned through 4k turning the last point. Long story short I was in the saddle at 1,200 feet looking at a landing area quite a bit away. OK, 2nd mistake, I can make it if I let go of my toggles and hang on my rear risers all the way home. So, 500 feet comes and goes and I still don't have my toggles in my hands and I still think i can make it so 3rd mistake, not getting my toggles in my hands with plenty of altitude. 200 feet - 4th mistake, just a little further and I'll turn in. 50 feet - 5th mistake, I'll turn flat using my risers, then grab my toggles and speed up a little to flare. Should have never let go of my rear risers at that point. Missed my toggles and had a no-flare landing at which point I made my 6th mistake and failed to PLF. So, feet, knees, feet. Ah, standing - hope no one saw that. Hmmm... been a long time since I made that OOOMPH sound when landing. Probably gonna be sore a while. Well, let's stow the brakes, and daisy chain the lines, get back in and pack. Wow! look at the grass stains on the knees and lower legs of my RW suit! OK, start walking. Hmmm... something feels strange inside my left leg. like the bones are moving independently. Uh-oh, I think I broke a bone. Ok, only 50 more yards - this feels really strange - starting to hurt. OK, 10 more yards - hey there is someone from my jump, maybe if I tell him my leg is broken he'll help me into the hangar. OK, he's helping me but this is hurting. In the hangar - they are all telling me where to sit - Fuck it - the floor right here looks really good Right NOW! As I sit there, this guy starts de-breifing the jump - What the Fuck!? My leg is broken - let's gather my shit and go to the hospital. Yep - broken left fibula. Nice clean break. Anyway, I could have made a better decision 6 times that would have not let this happen. Boy - do I feel stupid. No skydiving for I don't know how long and these damn crutches are hurting my armpits! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

yahoo.. for Lodi and the $100 tandem... and the $15 jump tickets.. Have fun lioness... see ya out there sometime. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

I was a pointy-eared gamgee Hobbit lad name Frodo Mugworts from Pincup Dwarven Name Frór Bloodyrage Orkish Name Grimbrúg the Raider chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

Dog ate my homework? My favorite excuse.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

you got a "wack job" online? Didja have to pay? Was she cute? Tell us more.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

Mustang Corona? I don't really use meds or drugs.. but I do consume my share of alcohol! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

I'm in the tibia club with Airann.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

No... wish I had... soem of the other guys said it looked Wack! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

and that's why we love you SeaBass! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

Dude.. didja see Day 4? They went to church.. That was where all the nasty stuff happened.. I'll bet there were Catholic priests involved.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

I tweaked the shit outta my shoulder last weekend flying a freefly tube but i would never douse that sweet beautiful pain with pain-killers.. to know pain is to love pain.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

Hey Jt... remember when you flew your main in in Perris attached to your back pocket 3 weeks ago? tehehehe hahahahahhha ROFLMFAO... that was so goddam funny.. Well it's funny cuz it ended well. but thinking of that always makes me laugh! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

dammit.. no boobies.. here I was hoping for pics of some swinging lifestyle thing you guys were all on... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

Hey JP.. How can any of us not care about you. You're one of the most fun-loving giving people I know. I smile every time I think about that boyish grin you have in freefall.. You'll get through these problems just as you have the ones in your marriage way back when and when you do, they won't seem like such a big deal after all. Have fun at the NCFFF this weekend. I'll see ya soon. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures

that would have been mean.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures