johnsw71

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content

    228

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by johnsw71

  1. johnsw71
    How to make yourself feel REALLY bad: Go to your friend's house when he just got a hard cast on for a broken ankle and have him help you change out a canopy then watch him trip over the lines and land right on his broken foot to break the fall. Guaranteed to make you feel horrible for the rest of the day! Whew! Glad your monkey bones are still in tact and healing well!!
  2. johnsw71
    Well that explains the mono-brow.
  3. johnsw71
    You're so awesome Krisanne! Thanks for the inspiration.
  4. johnsw71
    I'm in -- I need the inspiration to tone up. I think I'll take one more day to stuff myself silly with cookies and Ben and Jerry's before taking the pic and kissing it all good-bye for 3 months.
  5. johnsw71
    Real smooth -- now you've gone and given this idea to all the terrorists who read this site regularly!
  6. johnsw71
    There's one on the way home from the DZ, so it's become my post-skydiving meal. My only question is what idiot came up with the idea of creating a sandwich menu and then having two of the four optional sides be bread! I mean, WTF is up with that?
  7. johnsw71
    Added info on showers. Added for info on bunkhouse ________________________________________________ Added more water info I did a few jumps in Monterey last month and had an awesome time. Great views of the ocean. I think it can be hit or miss, though, depending if there are other fun jumpers there that day.
  8. johnsw71
    Uh, well, seeing how my head is still attached (for now), probably not. I was just so sick of seeing Hello Kitty everywhere after five years in Japan that seeing her little head cut off made me feel good inside. They even had freakin' Hello Kitty brand milk at the grocery store!
  9. johnsw71
    Thanks!
  10. johnsw71
    On top of a quart of ice cream, how else?
  11. johnsw71
    Hey all, I'm trying to resize a mug shot of myself to use as my avatar (I'm kinda getting sick of the decapitated Hello Kitty), but the only photo software I have doesn't seem to be able to get it below the required 10kb size. I tried searching for previous posts for help, but most returns to a search for "reduction" were all about breast reduction, which is not going to help me with my photo. If anybody has PhotoShop and two minutes to crop/reduce my mug shot, I'd be much obliged. Thanks! John
  12. johnsw71

    Bar Rules

    johnsw71 replied to NWFlyer's topic in The Bonfire

    You must be running some seriously long software tests if you had time to make up all those rules.
  13. johnsw71
    Does he get a woody when you fu*k him up the butt? That's usually a pretty sure sign. Hmm, I also like the "wake him up with a blow job" method. I'd say if he just lies there moaning and lets you do your work then he's probably straight, but if he offers you one when you're done, then I'd say gay.
  14. johnsw71
    Holy shit, that looks like a freakin blast!! I'm in full agreement that all DZs should have one for cloudy day entertainment. It sure beats the hell out of a slack line in terms of excitement. I'd love to see a vid of somebody tossing thier cookies on that thing.
  15. johnsw71
    I second the high remarks. I saw it last night and was seriously impressed by the imagery and emotion it provokes. I liked the challenge that it presents of daring us to believe in the imaginary, and the juxtaposition of that with the opposite end of the spectrum -- the harsh reality of war, perfectly contrasting the real world with the world of make believe. Yes, very stunning fantasy imagery, but there were indeed some pretty ungainly scenes of blood as well. I'd be curious to hear what others thought of it.
  16. johnsw71
    Of course. He's our last chance to kill the aliens hiding behind the moon that are about to attack. I heard it first hand from a friend of mine who works at DOD. (They're actually the ones who built him the exoskeleton.)
  17. johnsw71
    Enjoy the nervousness while it lasts! Before you know it the biggest thing on your mind before a jump will be trying to remember to buy toilet paper at Target on the way home.
  18. johnsw71
    Should we have your favorite doctor fly in to stand there and lick your head during surgery?
  19. johnsw71

    DC9 Jet Jumps

    johnsw71 replied to Evelyn's topic in The Bonfire

    So did it have the seats still in it like a normal commercial jet? Did anybody stage a fake hi-jacking and video it where "passengers" get sucked out of the back of the plane? Some cool footage like that could make it worth the 75 bucks!
  20. johnsw71
    Anybody know where it's playing near SF? I guess I could look it up on line, but that would require effort...
  21. johnsw71
    Wow! I just noticed that too! Dude, is that a tat on your ass?!?
  22. johnsw71
    Yeah, it was awesome to finally meet the famous Gravity Girl in person. Well, I only get naked when I'm really drunk or when skydiving on a warm day (more often the latter than the former). But if I'm gonna do it drunk, what better place that "Pee Wee's" eh? Thanks for the words of welcome Marcel and Bryan. I'm looking forward to some more freeflying, Marcel! I was hoping to come out this weekend, but it's looking a bit wet at the moment. That sucks. What a waste to have so many sunny days during the week. John
  23. johnsw71
    Make that two more Byron jumpers. I also made it out (finally!) last Saturday and had an awesome time. Thanks everybody for the friendly welcome, and especially for the offers to pick me up in a van and drive me around for 15 minutes after my jumps so I'd feel at home. John
  24. johnsw71
    Hasn't your mother told you to cut back on the crack before bedtime?
  25. johnsw71
    Just three, and it ain't even my house! (Eloy rental) Hurry up and get your butt to Eloy, Krisanne, before we have too much fun without ya!