johnsw71

Does it at least involve getting a free jump ticket or two??

0:4:0 Second that comment on the awesome weather. California rocks!!

I think it's ok that you lie to your mates, Andy. We won't tell. I'm sure your lucky day will come soon. Any ladies here care to help out poor Andy so he doesn't have to lie anymore??

What do you do with him??? First plane to Vegas, dude! (If you're too busy, I'll be happy to take him for you.)

...dont pass out around'em. they'd probably smear it with equate-brand vaseline and draw amazingly detailed, and somewhat smaller, replicas of your peeper or giney on it(dependent on your gender and sexual preference). u musta lucked out when u came... Damn! I obviously went on the wrong day! Was this the kind of welcome you got?

Valentine's day sucks! Total amount of raw cookie dough consumed: 0.5 lb Total amount of baked cookies consumed: 1 lb Total amount of homemade lasagna consumed: 3 lbs. Back in the saddle today!

No, but they'll get off on the weekends

Marcel! Dude, that totally sucks. What areas have you covered diving? I'd be happy to take an hour or two and give you a hand. I'm actually headed over to that area shortly to run some errands (Wash/Polk), but have some extra time if you think it's worth it. John

If you doubt me, go smell your reserve. Fuckin-A!! So THAT'S what that smell is!? Seriously, I've jumped at both (much more at H-town) and have had fantastic experiences at both. Despite what I've heard, I felt very welcomed at SMB and there were just as many fun jumpers as there were tandems and all the fun jumpers were extremely friendly to my new face. (Wait, does that sentence make it sounds like I just had plastic surgery? What I meant was that although I was new, they were super friendly towards me. Yeah, that sounds better). My only advice is when you get lost trying to find SMB, don't call them for directions! I think any two DZs that are as close geographically as they are, competing for the same tandem jumpers are most likely going to have a bit of competitive friction sparking up between the owners/managers, but I didn't sense that at all as a fun jumper there. John

I saw a T-shirt once that said LOVE: What my girlfriend does while I FUCK her. Very classic. Happy V-DAY!

QuoteThat kiss is for anyone who doesn't have a Valentine today.

So far so good. No ice cream in two weeks now. I think that's the longest I've gone since birth. My abs routine is feeling easier, I guess that's a good sign. I agree with LadyFlyer that it's time to beef up the workout a bit!! Ouga, ouga, ouga!! Since there is no snow to shovel here, I'll try running out some landings this weekend for some good cardio and see if I can break a sweat since it's supposed to be near 70.

Don't forget to pee in her shower.

QuoteSartre AZdav Speedracer MrFreefal383 GravityJunky Skysprite LadyFlyer77 Icon134 Floridadiver81 kelel01 Johnsw71 I've already made my non-romantic plans for Wedensday! BUT, I will be having an unhealthy dessert! Yes, VD = romance is a crock of shit, but VD = dessert is a great idea and a break from the belly-off thing to look forward to. As for the romance, I may sleep with my canopy that night -- it's soft, smooth, and cuddly. (No worries, MonkeyBoy, I mean mine, not the one I'm borrowing from you! )

Holy shit! I can only imagine what the landing areas above their DZs look like!

Duh, pretend I didn't notice, flip her over (so as not to have to see her now hideous mug), and keep going till I finished. lol, Just kidding... I'd just do the honorable thing and whip out the donkey punch. No but really, I'm just kidding. This is more along the lines of my question in this scenario -- did you stop and tend to her wound, or did you give her a cotton ball to bite down on until you finished tending to your needs?

I hate TSA, but my work has taken me behind the scenes on multiple occasions, so at least I've come to better understand how this odd species functions. Not in their defense, but I'll point out that the person who stands at the front of the security line and checks your tickets is not a TSA agent (in most airports). The ID check is the airlines' responsibility, so these people are hired and paid for by the airlines. Also, they have only one function: to cross-check your name with the name on your ID, so I'd be surprised as hell of they saw that you were at the wrong airport. I was also surprised to learn that it isn't even TSA that decides whether you'll get the little "SSSSSS" in the lower corner of your boarding pass, sending you to secondary security screening -- this is also the airlines' responsibility and is done through a computer program owned by each airline. I assume you printed out your boarding pass in advance? I have nearly done what you did multiple times (LaGuardia instead of Newark, National instead of Dulles) and agree that it means that it's time to go home and put away the suitcase for awhile.

nekkid five-way, of course. I fifth going in the buff!

Good question. As Andy wrote, one of your brakes comes unstowed, causing the canopy to go into a hard turn or spin upon opening. All you need to do is grab both toggles and pull down to unstow the other brake and stop the spin.

Do you mean that sometimes other people's pee comes out instead of your own? Now THAT'S a talent!

So that was planned?! NOW I know why you passed him onto me last night -- you KNEW he wanted to go to three different ice cream joints! Bald bitch! (Oh, I forgot, you're growing hair now, so I can't even call you that. BTW, did you deduct out the weight of your new hair when you weighed yourself? That might help. he he)

Perhaps I'm both a moron and an idiot, but could somebody explain the difference between last weigh-in and current weigh-in? If you just weighed in now (current), isn't that the last weigh-in? (Yes, I was blond as a child)

I've gone from 165 to 168 so far (yeah, I'm one of those guys coming from the other direction, so just deal with it!) I'm shooting for 175-180. I have noticed a difference in the abs area with a bit of definition starting to kick in. I've been off desserts and ice cream for one week and feel great. I even took a skydiver in town yesterday to the local famous ice cream parlor and just watched while he pondered, ordered and had one of those orgasmic looks with his first bite. Now THAT'S determination!!

You'd think somebody would have invented some kind of bio-attachment by to allow women to pee standing up so they could use urinals like the rest of us and not have to worry about this. Hey, who was that guy who posted about the patent process the other day? Hmm...

This many people pee in public pools and I was taking shit for letting a few drops out in the shower now and then!? Now I remember why I don't swim in public pools!