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The words of a true exhibitionist. Something tells me your hotel curtains are wide open all the time whether they exist or not!
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Just don't let them near your nut area when you're about to place your load is what mom always taught us.
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Am I just WAY too bored doing technical translation or does anybody else find these actual segments I've translated this week remotely humorous? "Always set the cable below the screw hole." (Hmm, I always thought the point was to lay your cable into the screw hole...) "To prevent any load from being placed outside of the nut area, remove the hexagonal joint while holding it securely with a monkey wrench." (No, the title of this document is not "Homemade Contraception Using a Toolbox")
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As a believer in karma, I don't think wishing death/pain on people is very wise given the fact that I spend my weekends skydiving. That's just an open door with a sign on it saying, "Heya Evil Karma -- come on in!!" To be honest, though, I guess I've had a peaceful life so far since I can't think of a single person I've disliked enough to even want to wish that on. I guess that's cuz I'm not from Texas and since I live in California where all we do is sit around on the beach smoking pot and feeling the love.
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Ouch! Now that is just a mean thing to do to a man!
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I plan to stay away. Getting off that show was like finally getting off being addicted to really cheap, poor-quality crack. I'm clean now and don't want to go back!! (Though it was totally cool to see the wrecked fuselage sitting at the edge of the woods while riding the pick-up truck to the board the King Air at PIS on Oahu!)
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What Should You Do When You Find a Quasi-Aussie Between Your Legs?
johnsw71 replied to NWFlyer's topic in The Bonfire
Definitely close your eyes and think of England. Please check back with us in a few weeks to let us know if you're now pregnant. The vid (especially had it been at full speed) reminds me of the joke about Superman banging Wonder Woman (see below for those who haven't heard it..) One day, Superman is flying around the city on a beautiful afternoon. While doing so, he comes across Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on top of a skyscraper. Her eyes are closed, so she doesn't notice him. Superman thinks to himself "Oh man, with my super speed, I could fly over there, bang her at ultra speed, and fly away without her even seeing me." He does so, and he is in and out in a blink of an eye. As he flies away, Wonder Woman exclaims, "What the fuck was that!?" The Invisible Man responds, "I don't know, but DAMN my ass hurts!" -
Be careful with your answers, your stories may drive me to show up at the next boogie bonfire party wearing some So that means that you own a pair?
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Ouch! You could just have them use the laser to remove your ankle -- done in one session and no more tattoo. (Good to see ya here, btw!)
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What pain? So I DOES tickle! I knew the whole pain thing was just a myth to keep the ink club more exclusive
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Never away from home (such as at our happy home at Eloy... though I can't vouch for HeadLicker!) Oh, except that one morning Amazon was waiting to use the shower
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I like that, and admire your tolerance for pain. Does it get less intense with each one?
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I did a few coach jumps yesterday and it of course made some things pretty obvious when I saw my body position on video while trying to push my hips out. It seems that I've had my knees up a bit too high (causing me to butt fly a too much and also causing me to slouch forward), which results in not being able to get my hips out no matter what I do. The coach's advice of getting my knees down slightly below my waist helped tremendously and has finally allowed me to realize how it should feel to be in a position where I am able to push out my hips. Thanks for the advice.
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one.... Is that one including me?
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I thought that as men we were sworn to secrecy at birth never to tell women that we pee in the shower when they are not there. Revealing this information could constitute a felony in some states, you know. What? I was never told (by men) that I was supposed to pee in the shower. I was always told (by women) that I wasn't supposed pee in the shower. Are you an environmentalist, peeing in the shower to save water? Nobody ever told us -- it's just our nature, remember? Men are primitve, crude creatures who are naturally inclined to fart, burp, scratch armits/testicles, and, on occasion, let a little excees liquid leak from the garden hose in the shower.
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I thought that as men we were sworn to secrecy at birth never to tell women that we pee in the shower when they are not there. Revealing this information could constitute a felony in some states, you know.
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So how many people have you met who know that your upper one says "Extreme"?
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Very nice
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Probably just south of the new six-pack I'm shootin' for by May 1, just up from the "north pole" Not quite sure what I want yet, though.
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Yup, I second that one. This clip is WAY off.
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BUT! I can be an impartial judge because I have none. Warning: Tatoos on male private parts will NOT be viewed nor judged. Well, I guess you won't be judging mine, then! I'm sure I could find a benovlent kind female or two on here who wouldn't mind subjecting themselves to photos of my private parts in the name of fair competition. (or will the judging be done live??)
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Too cool to miss - National Geographic Falcon & Skydiver
johnsw71 replied to tomleone's topic in The Bonfire
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I agree that these kind of responses would be the same, if not worse, in many countries worldwide. I heard tons of these when I lived in Japan, such as "Oh, I've never been to the US, but I went to Hawaii once." or "If the steering wheel is on the other side of the car in the U.S., what do you do at a toll booth? Get out and walk around?" Ignorance anywhere in the world is sad, but ignorance plus blind faith in a leader can be a frightening combination.
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Why, who can get the coolest tattoo between now and May, of course. Before and after pics required! Prizes could go to coolest, largest, freakiest, most interesting location, etc. But I say it needs to be new to get all of us ink contemplators off our asses.
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Transporting rig on motorcycle?
johnsw71 replied to floridadiver81's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I haven't read all the posts here, so sorry if that has already been mentioned, but couldn't he just simply store his rig at the DZ?