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  1. While I wouldn't say I'm scared of them, I do realize that if she's considerably more "successful" than I am, then I'm not going to be very attractive to her. How many smart strong women are looking for a charity case to take care of? My odds are much better with ladies who are close to my equals, careerwise, financially, etc. Matt
  2. Ummmm... I think that's kinda the best-case scenario, if ya know what I mean. Matt
  3. Don't listen to these people! Absolutely do not try to pull the CD out right now! It's probably blocking some very important blood vessels that the impact severed. If you pull the CD out you could bleed to death. Let the doctors take care of it. Man, that was a close one. Matt
  4. Warning! This link does indeed go to some very beautiful women, but they're mixed in with a whole bunch of very ugly men! Peruse at your own risk. Matt
  5. For the record: I am postwhoring, drinking mountain dew, surfing for mindless video games and porn, and considering cooking up some pasta.
  6. MF42

    Don't click this.

    [evil villain laugh] muah-ha-ha-ha-ha![/evil villain laugh] Matt
  7. Also a natural arch.
  8. Yes! Don't worry, it's only temporary.
  9. Put the tube up to your eye like a telescope, then hold your free hand, palm flat, right next to the tube. Open both eyes. You have a hole in your hand! Matt
  10. Legos! I haven't played with any legos in far too long.
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    Don't click this.

    Sorta related, but you can actually win this one. Don't shoot the puppy. Matt
  12. This would seem to be a good argument against those nutjobs who, after the baby is born, save the placenta so they can cook and eat it later. I say again: ech. Matt
  13. That was a very cool video.
  14. In a survival situation I could definitely do it. Remember that movie "Alive"? True story, plane crashes high in the mountains somewhere (Andes I think) and the survivors eat the bodies of the victims. One of the survivors said in an interview years later that he found peace about the cannibalism by considering it like a heart transplant; taking tissue from a dead person so he could live. Matt
  15. Consider this: If you've ever swallowed any blood then you're not only a cannibal, you've actually consumed part of your own body. Ech. Matt
  16. MF42

    Don't click this.

    I enjoyed the rebellion. Matt
  17. Boobies aren't supposed to be concave. That looks like it hurts. Matt
  18. MF42

    Don't click this.

    Don't click me. Matt
  19. I like the too freakin' cold picture. Matt
  20. MF42

    pilots....

    http://www.clear-and-a-million.com/ Matt
  21. MF42

    SEMs

    "see now that's just hot... I worked for a company that manufactured High Purity sputtering targets as a college student... " I'm thinking that after you sputtered on the target, it wasn't exactly high purity anymore.
  22. It's liking building your own little robot. Takes some time and effort, but is worth it if your robot starts walking. sodaplay Matt
  23. You get paid for this?! How do I get a gig like that? Matt