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Who is this "BOB" and how is he getting all the Women?
gearless_chris replied to Thanatos340's topic in The Bonfire
Maybe you should start a show us your BOB thread so you can see what the big deal is. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. -
talking about because "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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I take it he's a Mopar guy. If I was going to get a tattoo it would probably be a screaming chicken. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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Yes DZ.com and Facebook are a fantastic way to pass the time, until this weekend. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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Traffic pattern. Did I do the right thing?
gearless_chris replied to Tuna-Salad's topic in Safety and Training
Just checking, it's not always brought up. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. -
No, but the last one is pushing your luck. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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I find it hard to believe that there aren't more for the Star Spangled Banner. Granted not everyone on this site is from the USA, but surely more than 21. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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Traffic pattern. Did I do the right thing?
gearless_chris replied to Tuna-Salad's topic in Safety and Training
What was your altitude when you crossed those runways? Some dz's have rules about minimum heights for crossing them. Something I just found out at our regional meeting is that the area perpindicular to the ends of the runway are more important than right over the ends. Something else that was brought up was putting a requirement on licenses for landing downwind or crosswind. This was in response to the TI's that hooked themselves in, in order to land into the wind (the non-intentional hook turns). "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. -
I got lucky, I caught mine on fire so the insurance paid for it. I found out that the wood burner wasn't installed according to code. The woodburner and the oil furnace shared the same chimney, it's not a good idea. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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Nope, we had heavy rain all morning, then the wind came in about an hour after the rain left. It was safety day for us anyway. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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Last year. It's total B.S. Now we have to wait until 11:00 pm to do night jumps. I heard Mitch Daniels goal was to put us on central time with his buddies in Chicago. Daylight savings has some advantages for jumping, but just because everyone else is doing doesn't mean we have to. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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Hopefully they're nice pics, like your avatar . "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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Besides...how are you gonna get a sub in your backyard, anyway??? ;P I would tie a string around it, fill it full of helium, and hire a little kid to fly it in with it tied to their finger. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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Name that Rack!! (The NEW DZ.com Game) Part 2
gearless_chris replied to Thanatos340's topic in The Bonfire
Iluv2fly. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. -
Name that Rack!! (The NEW DZ.com Game) Part 2
gearless_chris replied to Thanatos340's topic in The Bonfire
I'm going to guess Poe62. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. -
Can I Make It To Sebastian With Just 1 Carry On Bag?
gearless_chris replied to LuckyMcSwervy's topic in The Bonfire
You can wear flip flops if you have Toe Stoes . I hear they do impair your tracking though. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. -
Dang it John Mitchel beat me to it, I'll go with a Hairy Buffalo. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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Piece of cake, it's the Blu in BLU ray and BLUeberries. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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So if you put a 3 ring on them would you have to pay Bill Booth for the rights? "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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You're not? "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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We sent people after the aluminum magnet. We used the walkie talkies to let the maintenance guys know to keep the newbie busy for a while. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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You're not the only one under 50 that liked him. Where are we going to hear "The rest of the story" now? "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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I seem to remember the instructions that come with the Cobalt saying the same thing... They also say that leaning in the harness will cause end cell closure on one side. They also say that rolling the nose makes no difference, and that you should roll the snot out of the tail instead. They absolutely said that if you even touch the risers it will turn the two stage opening into a one stage. If I rolled the nose on mine it still slammed me, and it was off heading. just rolling the snot out of the tail would slam me, but it would be on heading. I do believe that leaning in the harness will cause end cell closure, because I tend to lean to the right when I pull, and if it didn't slam me, the right side would have 4 cells collapsed instead of 3 like the other side. My canopy had the lineset installed wrong from the factory. I haven't got to jump it since the reline so I don't know if it will still act the same. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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I'm sure if they were willing to tell you they got a triple action butt plug, they'd be willing to tell you how it was working out. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.
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I think that's an orgy. A gangbang is a bunch of people having sex with one person at the same time. An orgy is one person having sex with a lot of people at the same time. I guess it depends if you're the one with the disorder or not. "If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole.