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"Post deleted by RhondaLea" you suck. and puke. but you don't gag. You weren't supposed to delete yours, you ! i was feeling icky about something that was in there, about a third party. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

there, deleted mine too... since there was some data in there about another that perhaps shouldn't be public any longer... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

"Post deleted by RhondaLea" you suck. and puke. but you don't gag. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Only one? There can't be only one... AlexCrowley... gotta meet the man I was banned for. GTAVercetti, b/c he needs to make me a foil hat Sudsy... b/c talkin on the phone just doesn't cut it anymore. rl... b/c she's rl mcduck and the other beefers twardo and walt, legends both so many others... but that'd be a good start. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I dunno. I'm not in very good form today, Michael. I guess you could be right. I'm pretty sure I co-opted him for the cabana. I went home last night to the following announcement: "I tried to kill myself, but it didn't work." I said, "Well, that's good," and kept walking. This morning, the cat climbed on my shoulder, started to knead, and stuck me with a claw. When I pushed her off, she lost her balance and sent the coffee cup flying. Did I mention? It was full. Did I mention? My cell phone was in the path of flying coffee. I forgot that I'm cranky and bitchy because I'm at a low hormonal level right now. I also forgot a tampon. I'm wearing brown slacks (just for you, gtavercetti) today, and right before I went out the door, I put on black pumps. I was halfway here before I realized it, so instead of being 30 minutes late, I was later. I wouldn't have posted any of this, because it's just stupid, but it's a thread in need of hijacking and off-topic posting. I'll probably have to do a windcatcher emulation and delete this post in an hour or so. It has no redeeming virtue at all. rl in my last post I just replied, I didn't "quote"... now, there's no point in you deleting it. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

omg, will you get mad if I tell you that I got a nice big laugh at that post? not at your bad day, but well, yeah, at your bad day. sorry it's been shitty for you. i esp. spit the mac and cheese at the windcatcher reference. too funny. this will brighten your day... http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

All candy is crack. I want to know if he at least got the good stuff. oh didn't know that. thanks for that, friend. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

What kind of candy? crack candy i believe. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

it was fun hijacking to talk about veggies. however, we didn't talk about inserting them into various body cavities. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I'm sorry. Its okay, at least I don't have a soul to crush anymore. Did you sell it or did it just erode? Aren't you the bride of satan responsible for it's demise? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I lied. Okra makes me puke, but I never gag. *whew* I about lost all faith in the world there for a minute. but you don't like onions? or peppers? not even mild red or yellow peppers? wtf? i'm w/ vercetti... i don't even know you anymore... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

When I was a kid, all I would eat was...let's see...corn, lima beans, eggplant. I think that's it. It drove my grandfather, who had a very large garden, insane. I still won't eat tomatoes or peppers or onions, I no longer eat carrots, and there are a few other things I'm not real fond of...like peas and cabbage...but the irony of food for me is that my most favorite vegetables: broccoli, cauliflower, brussel sprouts and asparagus, are not recommended for anyone with a broken thyroid. And if this isn't the stupidest post I've ever made, it's right up there. rl P.S. If the brussel sprouts you're being served are mushy, it's no wonder you think they're poison. ...I forgot okra. you gag? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

OMG though, check it... I LOVE spinach. Steaming hot, w/ melted butter and salt. MMMMMM. I could eat so much of it. It's just yummy. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Brussel sprouts are good for you. And if they're cooked correctly, buttered, salted and peppered, they taste delicious. Shame on you. rl Brussel sprouts are large green balls of mushy poison... peas are their little brothers. preach it brother! and broccoli too and cauliflower or however the f*ck you spell it. it's all nastiness. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

there, fixed it for you. sorry to be all anal on ya. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

But you are ALSO tall. (I'm assuming it's an 11 in women you're talking about). My wife, who is NOT tall, wears a 10 or 10 1/2 I think. Poor thing. So I feel for ya. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

epilady's do work wonders I guess... j/k... so are you saying you have big feet? how big is big? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

YOU are bigfoot? You clean up real nice. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

i didn't know jesus based... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I am SOOOOO working on that.. but not the tent thing.. I plan on building a reallllly kewl house where other skydivers are welcome. that will so kick ass. any luck sellin the boat, rv, plane, buffalo, other house, crack cocaine, meth lab, and other various assorted things you need to sell? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Well, at least you didn't lose your dignity. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

sums it all up quite nicely. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Oh! I finally get it! The brain surgeon gave you a... "false dichotomy" and now you can't understand comparisons, analogies, etc. Man! What'd he do? Accidentally sever your corpus callosum? Scramble your cerebral cortex? Ugh. You have my sympathy. - I think that's the first time I've heard the neurological structure corpus callosum mentioned here in a dz.com text. bravo! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

damn, that sucks. hope you are better now. ya know, if you laid on your side, you would have spun around as you shit and spewed... like a twirly top. you should have tried it. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

thanks for the advice y'all, esp. lisa. i was wearing tennishoes, not boots, but as tennishoes go, they're pretty big. my shoe size is 11-12. i think that if i wore more like a running shoe as opposed to a court shoe (which I had on) that would help. that's what i'll try before sending the suit back. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...