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No kidding!!! My wife doesn't do it all that much but when she does, she unleashes the fury you're tellin me! OMG! and mine has the audacity to often come into my home office and let a cloaker out while bringing me a snack or a soda and then leave. the BITCH! OMG! and they stay for frickin ever!!!! so at night, she often gets the dutch oven. of the tea bag. or the cleveland steamer (just kidding). she also thinks, quite wrongly I must add, that if her farts make noise that they won't stink! where the hell did she ever come up w/ that shit? THEY DO TO HONEY!!! Sometimes worse than the silent/violent ones! What crawled up in you and DIED???? /rant over. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Old single men luring young (ish) jumpers to try CRW w/ them... Put a Roman Collar on, why don'tcha! (sorry) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

my wife and i too have contests... she beats me hands down. just nasty. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

OMG! I'm in a little library trying my damnedest not to make ruckus w/ laughter! stifling it is making it worse! BAHAHAH! Oh Beck, thanks for the self-efacing sacrifice! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

omg, your b-day is the same as my wife's! hopefully you're not as much as an old broad as she is (just kidding honey, really! ) happy birthday, robyn! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

i've just emailed him too... wanna reinforce to him -and hopefully his journalism cronies as much as possible- what a fine job he did. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

hey yall... a little more improvement, a little back to her old rambunctious (sp?) self. still in the hospital though, at least through tomorrow. Some funky shit growing in her urine culture they say. won't know exactly what it is or how to attack it until tomorrow after it has grown and festered a little more in the lab. the doc is concerned that someone so young has such a nasty UTI, rare for a 15 month old, usually seen in a toddler who is learning to be potty training and is not a good wiper. We're religious about changing diapers and wiping, so thati's not the issue. Doc thinks maybe still an outside pathogen or a inherent kidney defect. Had ultrasounds of kidneys and bladder done this morning and more antibiotic shots today. that's helping. they're shipping her to either st. louis or springfield for additional testing of her kidneys probably next week that they can't do here in this rural hospital. if she doesn't completely respont to injectible or oral ABs, they'll give her an IV regimine of antibiotics which will require a 10 DAY hospital stay. That will SUCK! But, Cecilia is much more playful today, that's good. Today is also her mother's birthday, so we just had a little party in the hospital room w/ cupcakes and all w/ the other kids. Dilla was very very happy to see her three older siblings. More later... thanks again for the vibes and prayers. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

i'm looking for some pink boas to jump w/, gonna see if a camera flier will take some stills and send them in. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Excellent point. Oh AnnieMae... She haunts my dreams, that one. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

hi there... dunno... i'm just about to leave the house w/ the other kiddos for the hospital... didn't get any calls through the night, so I think everything is ok for now... more later. thx. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Oh Andy, that's just LAME! Riding the coat-tails of the DZ??? Shit man, you can't brag on getting the USPA rag early just b/c you shag the mail for Hans! That's just not right! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Naw, probably not. Now shut the fuck up! I have to go to bed! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

hiya Rans! glad to see ya posting. Was thinking about you the other week, drove by a Gen. Dyn. plant somewhere in Texas. hope you're well... that's all

Good on ya John! You're a good man. And by the way, keep the wilderness pics coming, like shrop said... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

No shit. My best idea so far has two major problems: 1. How do we get the management of Skydive Temple to let us drill a hole in their wall? 2. Who will be willing to sit on the other side? And of course there's always the very real possibility that he'll just take a dump through the hole. of course you do realize he's lurking here... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I'll try to represent in the Mid-West. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

i totally believe it. he's a sick twisted fuck. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

more pics of buddy bart 1. statue of bartholomew in the Lateran Basilica in Rome, one of the 4 main Basilica's there. You'll see he's holding the blade and draped over his arm is his flayed skin. 2. better pic of his tomb in the church in the Tiber. You can also see some detail of the pic in the Apse... the scene of his skinning... on the right, he's bound to a post or something, arms up, and there's a darker skinned man on his left about to cut him. Just a barbaric scene to be contemplating in a church. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Most stories say that Bartholomew was flayed alive then crucified in Albanopolis, Armenia, although accounts differ. Some say he was beheaded. Maybe they did all three to him. In the vast majority of accounts, esp. also in paintings and statuaries, esp. in Rome, he's portrayed holding his flayed skin and the knife used by his assailants to skin him. I've been to the Church of St. Bart. on a little island in the Tiber river in Rome, just south of the Vatican. The altar is supported by porphyry sarcophagus of sorts holding the remains of the martyred apostle. (see poor quality attached pic) In the Apse of the church, the wall behind the altar, is a painting depicting the gruesome scene of Bart being skinned alive. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

yeah, careful what you wish for there partner! good night all, it's been a day. gotta rest. love to all. m I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

so, next Texas outing, we have our jump place picked and our brews decided...

well shit, why hasn't he posted yet? i gotta pm from him at 1:21 pm, hours after his return... where's the guest of honor of this thread???? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Not me man, the darker the better... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

for me, it's not too expensive, but I love Young's Double Chocolate Stout. mmmmm. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...