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loooooong arms on that girl, n'est-ce pas? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

well, out of the millions of swimmers that I inject, there's bound to be one outlier that doesn't have my ugly-gene attached to it, ya know? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Absolutely. But you don't want it flapping around and hitting you in the face, so I'd recommend clipping it onto something... like the top ring of your three rings. ... good advice... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

wait... no, not funny. dammit, stop laughing! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

thanks! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Not a mastebatory repost, so there Since the murderous tomcat didn't show yesterday for me to blast, I thought I'd get some pics of the kittens that he HASN'T decapitated yet... and there's one of my oldest daughter and my youngest, dilla, who you may recall was recently hospitalized w/ an ecoli infection... she's all better now

I can't even imagine the long term effects that stuff is gonna have on that kid. What the hell were they thinking?!!!! Walt I don't know man... I don't remember how a 3 year old's system can metabolize that stuff... but there are questions... what did the parents know? did they know drugs were at the apartment? what about the person who owned the sweet tarts? did that person get arrested too? hope the kid recovers and doesn't have any long term effects... hate to see innocent kids hurt like that. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

It's awful and it's tragic. Poor kid. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I thought about adding a "rubbers" comment, then thought about talkin about "gum-bands" but thought that was to esoteric... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

now THAT's a line! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Well, w/ all the "discussion" about WFFC this year, I hope it's good... now that I live only about 1-1.5 hrs from Rantoul, going is a no-brainer for me. I just hope wifey unclenches her fist enough to give me enough $$ for some fun jumps! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Not necessarily. In the case of Chris Martin's Twin Bo, the fault found by the NTSB was two fold... operator error (improper operation of the engine that produced internal damage, i.e. rapid throttle movements) and improper servicing of the airplane by the owner/pilot mechanic (Chris Martin) that resulted in the subsequent mechanical failure of the engine crankshaft counterweight (metal was found in the oil 8 days prior to the accident). In this situation, how is a skydiver to know A) that metal shavings were found in the oil of one of the engine during it's last maintenance inspetion and B) that the pilot is manipulating the throttle to that engine too quickly during flight? Perhaps an astute skydiver/pilot MIGHT discover the second thing, but the engine failure that caused the crash happened at 250 feet very quickly after the rapid throttle maipulations occurred... hardly time for a skydiver to say, "um, excuse me, could you stop fuckin w/ the throttle so much please?" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

bungees? BUNGEES??? What the hell? Do you mean rubber bands? C'mon man, speak AMERICAN!!! j/k man... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

cool, thanks. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Patience is a virtue. Do I look like I have a virtue? you've got SOMEthing, but according to my medical encyclopedia, it ain't called a "virtue." I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Still makes it anecdotal...going up against actual numbers. Your average cop isn't a brainiac...2 years in college is it here in Canada...would hardly call that well educated. My dad was a cop for 23 years... and he's one of the dumbest fuckers I've ever met!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

well, duh! now he needs to do it AGAIN in congratulations and i love you and i'm so happy you're the mother of our children and all that sappy stuff that women love/want/need to hear when they are preggers! damn, makes me want to have another baby... be right back... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I love my pro-track. It differs from the neptune in that the Pro-track doesn't function as an altimeter. I've asked people around the DZ about their Neptunes, and I've heard no problems from anyone lately. I'm thinking the battery thing may have been an issue before some of the latest software updates. Keep in mind that even though L&B has really great customer service, Alti-2 does a pretty good job too. does the neptune track altitude in 10's of feet under 1k? or is it just 100's of feet all the way from exit altitude? (does that make sense? sorry if it's unclear...) I think, but I'm not sure... that the viso will track alti in 10's of feet below 1k, is that right? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

Nope, not left handed. Wanna make another guess? That's nothing. I have a Leatherman, MagLite, pen, laser pointer and voltage tick tracer in a pouch on my belt. I also wear a safety vest with lotsa pockets full of stuff: Folding rule, log book, ear plugs, water bottle, ID badge and business cards. Batman with his batbelt has nothing on me. NERD ALERT! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

WOWWIE ZOWWIE!!! Well, congrats man! Even unexpected it's a beautiful thing, IMO!!!! Hug that momma and give her a big smooch! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

website IS currently down, been that way for maybe an hour or so? their customer service is among the very best in the business. you can search some old threads on here where customers have broken their audibles and what not or dogs have chewed on them or whatever and L&B have either outright replaced them or given them DEEP discounts. They treat their customers VERY VERY well. That's why I won't get another product, period. L&B engenders an incredible loyalty, and, even if their products take awhile to get to market, they do kick ass... and now I'm seriously thinking of sinking 300 into that altitrack...

yeah, i'm gettin tired of waiting too... i'm actually lookin at the altitrack... anyone used one of these? i still like the analog scale... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I think you should leave that decision up to the fine people of the Bonfire...start a poll! NNNNNOOOOOOOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! this man is an MIT edumacated Rock scientist for god sakes. listen to him. he speaks the truth. No Poll. And for once, listen to Walt too... NO PICS!!! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

it's hot today. i'm wearing skimpy running shorts and nuttin else. no pockets. (but i'm a fat bastard, you don't want pics. trust me.) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...

I'll throw a naked micro at him...micro likes taking his pants off anyway. beef no pants....BWHAHAHAHAHA hey now! putting alcohol in me at a boogie is a bad, bad thing.... "and they're out of the gate... Micro and Peanut are neck and neck... and they're into the home stretch... and... it's gonna be a photo finish... and... and... it's PEANUT by a hair!!!!" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And...