chickenhawk420

LOL

Hey thanks for the idea pimpin myself out is a quick buck, sorry skreamer might not be interested can't do those farmyard screams that get him goin so much

Altitude still exists, take deep breaths of thin cool air imagine that drop on he other side of the door. Hope this helps, and yeah someone tell some jump stories haven't seen many about over the last couple of days. free mahi mahi, free mahi mahi.

Just a thought, new accuracy event we find a chick with the biggest implats and aim for them be a nice landing

Sorry to hear that man

lend me £50, i was meant to be going down to see my mate (and hopefully get together with another) this weekend but thanks to the wonderful government implementing more goddamn wonderful policies the benifits agency (which ive paid some of my hardworking.. ok lazyass money to) has made a cockup, basicly sayin ive claimed for sickperiods in my jobseekers (now that is a joke, used to be dole) that exceeds the two you are allowed in the rolling year (even though i haven't, and they admit theres descrepincies between agencies) so they shut down my claim and don't inform me. Then one broke wed i go in to sign and bam im hit with this (plus my pockets still deep and empty). SHIT So i pay for the service and truely get serviced. Primal cream time guys and gals join in (especially if your in the office, in fact go on turn look your manager in the eye and) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Phew it helps, so anyone want to give to the cheer up a fellow jumper to supply him with one kickass weekend and hopefully sex charity please make donations payable to me and arrive at my house by tomorrow afternoon at the latest. Your all wonderful thanks for letting me bitch (even though you had no choice) One last thing AAAAAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHH BASTARD BENEFIT BENT AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Thank you

My mental training consists of; You wanna do this? Yeah, can you do this? Yeah, You scared? Um kinda, You wanna do this? Hell yeah, So what you scared of then you chickenshit soldier, you can't do it. Im not takin this shit from you know what im gonna prove you wrong not even scared just wanna whoop ya call me chickenshit- then i do whatever it was that i felt a pang of nerves about. Please make these voices stop. No never don't listen to him im the real one. What you talkn about im sane im real you i made up. Am not. Yeah you are. Wanna fight about it. Yeah (helpless onlookers watch as he beats himself up) I won. No you didn't

UMMM chicken grease- delicous on salads, a subsstitue for brill cream, lubricant (Shit hope i haven't given a certain bestiality king no ideas) but i like to use it to keep those wrinkles from formng who needs oil of UgLAY anyway. Get a chicken (for some of you step 2 is a little xxx but ive been told it enhances the stuffing), kill, cook, eat while slappin that grease on. Beautiful " Everyone hates me, im too fat" "No, your not your beautiful" "Umuh you think so, im beautiful" (anyone seen biodome where they take the piss out of the models? I can't rember exactley hoe it goes but its funny as french conection UK) Purple sticky punch

BOOBIES make the world go round

Hey just our secret then, they can't find out, there everywhere ive been in hiding for too long but they must neverfind me, was that the doorbell ?

Boobies, BOOBIES

[English voice over on kung fu filem] Your chi is strong but it is no match for my chickenhawk style, if you choose the sword you might survive but choose the ball and you join your mother in death, woooaaa. [Finally the lips catch up with the voice, voice over ends]

When you click on mine you get sweet FA apart from location, annomymity :)

Mmmmm, Family Friends Beer Nice high quality hairy, crystally, sweet bush Tits Ass Sex Extreme sports The extermination of the hairstyle known as the mullet (shoot the furry critter) Music All the above plus a whole lot more.

Sorry, i was in a pissed of mood, thought you were attackin since it was a funny coincidence after i had just posted on the same topic last night (or the day before) and like a pitbull i saw red and went for the leg. Shit if it was me in the relationship and she was playin then id probably feel the same way, but when your on the other end and its her choice its kinda very very fun. Also would like to say i agree with the wireless company shit, money hungry big buisness but ive always known that so i play them back to the fullest. Anyway, meant some of what i said just not in a not such a GRRRR GRRRRR GRRRRRR [rabid drool hangs from corner of the mouth ] sort of way. But i still think it was schoolgirl playground bitchin though:) - no suckass here so if you wanna continue out it would be my pleasure. But in a type of apologie ive deleted the offending posts. One last thing- Clinton go get your spanking from mummy now mmmkay, see i didn't even fuckin swear...doh

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Hey good to hear, glad ya back in the air and what a way to do it.

I hear ya, pussy be the pickmeup

not jokin, local radio station talkin and this one rather wrecked sounding wanker (liteuratley) did it on air. Me and a mate where like WTF!. Hey i can still see no black spots yet:)

Hey what if those little maggots are single, the relationaship is breaking, and its her choice. Get your head out ya arse, if thats the worst shit to happen to you in the last week think yourself lucky others go through much more shit (and serious get ya arse shot shit) every fuckin day. Jeeze.

Hey nce summer overhere problem is you blink ya miss it :) hats why im heading to he states for aff and consolidation jmps.

EHH!!???

Work, WORK damn, thats some painful shit man, they expect you to get out of bed before 10 and instead of flicking on the tv for beloved viewing, ya got to go outside, into that cold car, and work. Shit :) Nevermind dude, at least you'll be able to SKYDIVE. Hey if you don't wanna jump on the weekends tape everything and you should be able to watch it all before monday morn. Oh well back to my unemployed life :) Don't worry im sure ill be back into the working game soon.

Last thought go through his head. DUCK