Vallerina

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  1. I almost got into a wreck with my boss!!!! Here's the story: he lives in the suburbs and never drives downtown. I drive downtown frequently (especially on Fridays because I don't go home on Fridays), so I'm used to people doing stupid things. Apparently, he was lost and confused (it happens to people who never drive in the city), and he was looking for a parking lot. The first one he sees, he decides to swerve across three lanes to get to. I'm in the far right lane because I know where I'm going, and I have to turn soon. I see "some moron" try to kill me, so I slammed on my brakes, and we missed hitting each other by a few inches. I look at the driver and think, "Is that Sajjad?????" Sure enough, my boss came in two hours early, drove in, and nearly hit my car. I tried to tell him I was traumatized from the incident and that I should go home. He's not buying it. There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
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    Catboat?

    Woodlot won me many points, and it pisses my coworker off that I won't know a word exists before entering it! What a great game! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
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    Catboat?

    My boss is gone, and he gave me work that isn't due until next year (after I leave the company.) Is it sad that I keep turning other words around to form new words? Last year my job was interesting and fun.... And what's with "armhole"? A link to the best game ever: http://www.merriam-webster.com/game/fowl_play.htm There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
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    Catboat?

    Thanks! That's not as fun as his theory of Catwoman's boat. There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
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    Catboat?

    I'm addicted to this game called Fowl Play. They give you 7 letters, and you have to come up with as many words as you can. The bigger the word, the more points you get. My coworker is very upset that I beat his high score. He's very upset that I beat his high score with the word "catboat." Does anyone know what a catboat is? There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  6. Screw you all! Fine! I'll make each and every one of you a wonderful pasta dinner and give you nothing but spoons! Plus, without forks, how will I brush my hair? There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  7. You can't eat pasta with just a spoon. Don't you dare say you don't need forks again! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  8. I see you have become wiser, WrongWay!
  9. Wow! I never would've guessed it! He seemed so normal! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  10. He stopped by Hinckley this weekend with some demo rigs, and he gave many of us some great canopy information as well. Just so you all know, he rocks!
  11. 0:11:1 Lyle Presse ROCKS!!!!!! He had a great canopy seminar, and he's just a cool guy. First jump on a Stiletto 135 (Thank your man for me again, Erica.) Oh, and EricaH is the coolest woman ever because I said so.
  12. No, this is not the same post that's been done before. Here's a site to help you find out who you look like! http://gabitus.com/eng/analogia/2.html There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  13. Just an update. We saw what may be a condom today (it's a 50% chance of being a condom.) We also saw a white latex glove. My theory is that one of the guys on the boats that give tours gets a lot of action on the boat. There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  14. I don't know, but I'll walk up and down the river today trying to find out! Hey, Erica, do you wanna walk along the river with me at lunch? There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  15. I don't know why, but that made me laugh! We thought about that. But middle schoolers usually don't have the attention span to keep a prank going for weeks like that! Okay, so we figured out the maxi pads....now we just need to figure out why the condoms are in the river.... There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  16. Tsk tsk...so young...so much to teach you. Your number one lesson is to never quote Ward!!!! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  17. My coworker and I like to escape our office at least many times a day, and we go to Starbucks. We stand by the beautiful Chicago River, and we notice all sorts of stuff in it. For the past few weeks, we've noticed a bunch of condoms in the river....a bunch of bright white condoms. They tend to be evenly spaced out, but sometimes they're lumped together. Last week sometime, we noticed the condoms were missing. However, we started noticing a bunch of evenly spaced maxi pads. Last night, there were both condoms and maxi pads. Today, there were neither. We are so bored at work that we have nothing better to do than ponder the origins of the condoms and maxi pads. So, if you're near the Chicago River, take a look and see if you can see either one, okay? Or, if you have any clues as to the origins of the condoms and maxi pads, please share. That is all. There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  18. Haha! When I made my one an only naked jump, he was the pilot (I think)! It's too bad he wasn't down there a few weeks ago....I would've stopped and said, "Hello!" There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  19. Oooh! Forgot to add that one! Kissing people with garlicky breath doesn't bother me at all. Kissing people with smokey breath makes me want to vomit. There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  20. Currently, I'm afraid of not being able to find a job that was as good as this one (ie, in a great location, nice salary, great people, some interesting work, laid back.) I'll probably find a job that pays less and gives me a lot less vacation time. They'll probably also make me work a full 40 hour week. There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  21. Bad teeth Yes, I'm superficial. There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  22. It depends. If you love someone who is a truly amazing person, but they are just not right for you, then it is much better to have loved and lost. Getting to know someone who is absolutely incredible on such a different level teaches you so much. Even if it hurts that you are not right for each other, the time spent with them is invaluable. However, if the person that you loved is just a piece of crap, and they are not the person you thought they were, then it is definitely better to have never have loved at all. Pain stinks. If you're going to be in pain, it should at least be over someone who is worth it. If you're in pain over a liar, cheat, etc, then that just sucks. There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  23. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KRIS!!!!!
  24. You have to buy a replacement cartridge. I don't know how much those cost. Luckily, my mom picked up a free one of those, too! It'll be nice to have for the summer when I shave much more often, but that's all it's really good for. It'll be much easier to shave when I shower at the gym as well (that can get tricky since I, obviously, don't sit on the ground!) There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning
  25. I swear! I thought about posting this before the other razor thread! I've heard all about this razor that you don't have to use shaving cream with. What a great idea! That would save me so much time! My mom got one for free, and she let me use it. Since it's summer, and I wear shorts quite often, I shave my legs and armpits more. The razor makes having to shave more frequently less of a pain since it is quicker. However, it doesn't get the closest shave (that would be Venus), and I didn't attempt to shave "certain areas" because it's big and clunky, and you have to push down for the razor to come in contact with your skin. That just seemed like a major disaster waiting to happen, so I avoided it. But, anyways, I know there are quite a few women wanting to know how well it works. That's my in depth review of it. There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning