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*chants* We want pictures and VIDEO!!! We want pictures and VIDEO!!! We want pictures and VIDEO!!! We want pictures and VIDEO!!! We want pictures and VIDEO!!! We want pictures and VIDEO!!! We want pictures and VIDEO!!! We want pictures and VIDEO!!! But only of you JumpingKayAus !!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

airann!!!!! I can't wait to meet you also!! I've been tooling around your site and stuff. Was wondering where you've been. Are you going to be at the DZ this weekend? If so have Zennie or Jumperpaula point me out!

Actually the picture was captured from a video and about 3 or 4 frames after that one I was in a full track de-arched and floating away from the camera. I took this one because when I actually got into track form I was too far away for a good picture

All the instructors wear helmets with video, so after the jump you can sit down and go over the whole thing in real time and slo-mo so they can point out things you need to work on and things your doing good. Plus it's a video record of your student jumps. Nice to pull down after a hundered or so jumps just to see how far you've come.

Beware ladies he is wanting to straighten some things and I'm not sure it has anything to do with his looks or personality!! !!!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I've got some new pictures on my website!! Click the link in my tag and on the Front page there is a link New Pictures!! check me out and let me know what ya think. You have to understand that is only my 9th student jump

Let us know when your heading this way, I'll alert the media, the Marshalls office, Local Police, DEA, AFT, and the local drugstore! j/k c'mon down and get some of this blue sky!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

putty is one of the best... I really haven't used anyothers though. My New Website with 24hr Chat

The judge can't be added to the "Shit-List" he is only stating facts and keeping score!!!

And the judge says...... Another Point to freeflir29 that's now if you haven't been counting jessica 4 freeflir29 6 My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'm thinking the same thing. I may head down about 4'ish and get one or two student jumps. Only got 6 left. It's just the time and money factor right now. My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'll be heading down to Skydive Spaceland for some more student jumps and to watch the TSL. That is if the weather cooperates with me

High 5 ramon!! Freeflying is where the fun is!! How can belly flying be called fun? Now a sit-fly with a back flip into a head down is where it's at! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I have a chat room open 24/7 also.... just click my link below and click the chat button. it's so easy.. some of the other regulars come to visit

Finish rebuilding your site? Just an idea My New Website with 24hr Chat

3 hour lunch and your drunk? Then you ask us for HELP? HA I hope it hurts! I am so jealous!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I stubbed my toe this morning trying to kick my cat across the room for biting me... *shrugs* My New Website with 24hr Chat

Nope jessica I've done um both about 2 weeks ago. All I had to do was flash a bottle of Boones Farm Strawberry Hill wine and they were all over me. Like crackwhores looking for a fix My New Website with 24hr Chat

I have a feeling this is going to be a very cool game!! http://gamespot.com/gamespot/stories/previews/0,10869,2810240,00.html The screen shots are enough to make me drool waiting to see Zennie come around the corner of one of the hallways and blast him into frag-meat!! and laff at his demise!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

http://www.nightmareproject.com Very strange website.... My New Website with 24hr Chat

Ok I had my first skydiving nightmare last night. So I had to dig up this old thread. I don't know much about dreams, but I was always told you dream in Black & White? It seemed my dream was like an old B&W Movie that Ted Tuner colorized... Anyway here it is, details are skechty... I was at my home DZ, watching the RW and FF work. There seemed to be this one that left the plane. I was watching through Bi-Noculars. He was rather a large man, wearing a green and white jumpsuit. the freefall was ok but not. I never saw him open his main. He fell and fell and about 100ft from the ground I saw him grab his reserve handle and pull it the res-chute popped and sniveled then he bounced and turned to ash. No one around was concerned. Then I woke up. I was very scared when I woke up. I have no idea why I dreamnt this but it was very distrubing to me. My New Website with 24hr Chat

*Could this be a true story in Ark???* ----------------------- Jake was on his deathbed. His wife, Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side. As she held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling Susan," he whispered. "Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh. Don't talk." He was insistent. "Susan," he said in his tired voice. "I have something I must confess to you." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Susan. "Everything's all right, go to sleep." "No, no. I must die in peace, Susan. I slept with your sister, your best friend, and your mother." "I know," she replied. "That's why I poisoned you." My New Website with 24hr Chat

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Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. "You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems" Linda told herfriend. That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I. We're thinking of going to a sex therapist" said Linda. "Oh, we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?" Several weeks passed and they met met for lunch again. "So, how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?" "Things couldn't be better!", Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam, and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told us to stop at the grocery store on the way home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue. Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in fact it's better than it's ever been!" With that endorsement, Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor called Mary and Tom into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you," he said. But doctor," Mary complained, "You did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for us! Please, please, can't you give us some help? Any help at all?" "Well, OK," the doctor answered. "On your way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios......" My New Website with 24hr Chat