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Air Marshals have been enacted. It's not an idea anylonger. They will be around and on flights from now on. Also the security at airports have gotten so tight, I wouldn't want to "fart" in the pressence of a security person! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I would have to vote for the following..... Sheep tied to a post? My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'm not sure about HH and the Happy Hour opening. If you all wanna chat and get together in another type of "forum" your all welcome to come trash my lil chat channel :) Just bring beer and whatever else turns you on. I'll have the ice and Blue Skies!! Hope to see you there

Ok everyone I am sorry for the post I made lastnight. I was abit upset and the fact it was even brought up again hit me the wrong way. I'm not one to flame anyone, but it caught me off guard. Triggered a responce I probably shouldn't have posted. My New Website with 24hr Chat

awe! I got a tear

It's pretty funny!! I can imagen some of the women & men I know doing this!! Print Screen For Blondes.....I'm a blonde too so My New Website with 24hr Chat

Oh No!! Jumperpaula!! Please don't start with Shiner. Your going to have everyone wanting to know and soon as they find out how good it is. We'll never get another one again because they'll buy it all up!! Everyone forget you even saw her post Shiner is a really nasty gross make you gag bock beer!! Never ever drink it! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'm still amazed at the level of intelligence on this forum sometimes, and these people call themselves skydivers? I thought the average intelligence level of the skydiving community was above the national average? I can see now that there are weak minded people in all aspects of life. My New Website with 24hr Chat

You need to just STFU!!! and go the fuck away!! sorry I am not one to flame but you need to think about WTF your saying before you post a GD thing PERIOD! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I am so sorry to everyone who has visited the chat room... I am also so sorry to not respond to you. I am in the middle of dealing with alot of loss.. please remember I am a very caring person.. I will be on tomorrow... My New Website with 24hr Chat

Hey I agree wildblue, I was on the way to work and the radio station said it was a small comuter plane had hit the WTC and I didn't know what had actually happened. It was when I found out the size of what had happened did I realise my thoughts were way off. My New Website with 24hr Chat

All is forgiven lew I'm not going to hold it against you...*sigh* this is truly a tragedy!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Everyone lets come to my chat channel so we can keep each other abreast of the news? I cannot get any news here except whats on the radio... My New Website with 24hr Chat

Just heard the CIA and FBI Believe there is still one hykacked plane in the air. They have not confirmed this but believe it to tbe true and have not been able to find it!!!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

THE SOUTH TOWER OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER JUST COLAPSED!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! ALL THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

ok I wanna know when this dz.com dive is going to take place!? I wanna be part of it too! I can belly fly! only a few more and I'm on my own! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Bob was driving home after spending a great day on the lake fishing. His catch, cleaned and filleted, was wrapped in newspaper on the passenger side floor. He was late getting home, so he was speeding just a little bit. As he was crossing a bridge, a cop jumped out, radar gun in hand, and motioned Bob to the side of the bridge. Bob pulled over like a good citizen. The cop walked up to Bob's car and said "You know how fast you were goin', boy?" Bob thought for a second and said "Uh, 60?" "67 MPH, BOY!! 67 MPH in a 55 zone!!!" said the cop. "If you already knew, why'd you ask me?", Bob snarled back. Fuming over Bob's answer, the officer growled, "That's speeding, and you're getting a ticket and a fine!" The cop took a good close look at Bob in his stained fishing attire, and said, "You don't even look like you have a job!! Why, I've never seen anyone so scruffy in my entire life!" Bob answered, "Hey, I've got a job . . . a good job!" The cop leaned in the window, sniffing the foul air, and said, "What kind of a job would a smelly bum like you have?" "I'm a rectum stretcher!" Bob replied. "What the hell does a rectum stretcher do, Boy?" asked the cop. Bob explained, "When someone needs to be stretched, I'm the one who does it. I start with a couple fingers, then a couple more, and then one hand, then both hands. Then I slowly pull them farther and farther apart until the rectum is a full six feet across." The cop, absorbed with this bizarre image, asked, "What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?" Bob replied, "I guess you give it a radar gun and stick it on the end of a bridge!" "Drive Fast, Take Chances, Pass on the Right and Talk back to Cops!!!" My New Website with 24hr Chat

Look up Slacker in Websters = Slappie with a picture of me at the office!!

I have to admit that guy/pilot was a really nice guy. Got to talk to him quiet abit Saturday/Sat night. He was at our DZ For the TSL meet. Had a great time. From what I heard none of the sport jumpers had any complaints except the fact we had to have him over at another airport till mid afternoon. All the rain we had the last two weeks made it really hard for the G-Caravan to land or take off. Kudos for him and the other jumpers dealing with the situation!!

And you are who??? This forum is for anyone to post anything.... Read the site before you start to post next time My New Website with 24hr Chat

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs." The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." . . . ...............You're gonna love this................. . . . . . The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate." My New Website with 24hr Chat

*pant pant* your single too? WoW!!

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Well maybe also when he finds out how childish your acting he bans you from the website and strips you of your ability to even post here again? Ever think of that? I'm not on either one of ya'lls sides but I agree with everyone. Grow up and delete the thread and try to be a bit more respectful of the ladies who do post here.... I know HH is going to side with KayAus on this period, she's been around longer then you and she is WAY BETTER looking!!! So just think about it dude... enough said on my part. My New Website with 24hr Chat

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second black hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking in single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" The woman replied, "Well that first hearse is for my husband." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line." My New Website with 24hr Chat