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There isn't a pond in Dallas. Well they have one on the other side of a fence with a big badass bull. I guess I could ditch it in the pond strip the rig into the mud and dive for the fence before the bull gored me to death? Sounds like a plan to me!! NOT! I wanna live to jump again. Becuase if the bull didn't kill me TequilaGirl would for trashin her rig in the mud and bull droppings.... My New Website with 24hr Chat

Hey sis, how many dz.commers you think will be in Dallas jumping this weekend? We may have to go for a record jump just to give the Fruits and Nuts a run for it!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'd load the Reserve at 1.59 !!! HAHA My New Website with 24hr Chat

I think I was called that when I decided to try to creeper surf across Skydive Houston's tennis court!?!?? Hmmm I hate being called a chicken I just may have to drive 5 hours to DIE! under a canopy and reserve that are too small for me!! Hell Ernie wouldn't let me jump something that small anyways!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Ummm lil kitty! Your WRONG! I said I was thinking of buying a Stiletto170... there is 20sqf difference... It's not the 150 part that bothers me really it's the size of the reserve.. My New Website with 24hr Chat

10 Day Forecast Perris, CA Last Updated Wednesday, February 27, 2002, at 6:46 AM Pacific Standard Time (Wednesday, 9:46 AM EST) Fri Mar 1 Partly Cloudy 73°F 37°F UV Index: 6 Moderate Sat Mar 2 Massive Thunder Storms 72°F 36°F Excesive winds w/earthquakes Sun Mar 3 Tornados and Huricanes 74°F 38°F more earthquakes and winds The forecasts for this weekend don't looks so good.. Looks as though you guys & gals are going to have to call off the jumps My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'm not scared.. But the rig you offered me I'm not ready to jump yet. a 126res and a 150 main is just a tad to small for me at this stage in my jumping... I did tell you thanks

But when the temps get above 90 you guys start your complaining!! So it evens itself out... My New Website with 24hr Chat

And when do I get INVITED back to Dallas? No one ever wants me around after they met me once? What's up with that also? My New Website with 24hr Chat

OMG!! I AM AMAZED!! Perry let you pimpout his bachelor pad trailer? *faints* What's up wiv dat?? Is he on drugs!?!? My New Website with 24hr Chat

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At least when he's working at night he can't come and flood the Happy Hour chat on Wed nights!! j/k Clay wish you could visit us.... My New Website with 24hr Chat

Ok I have to jump up on my "soap box" this morning... I have no problem with Canada nor it's people. They are usually very nice and caring people. Other then the fact they CHEAT at hockey "congrats" BUT! I'm am tired of them packing up their share of the Artic Air and shipping it south to me and my other southern state dewlers on a freight train heading south! Yesterday it was very pleasant here in southern Tx. This morning it's in the farkin 30's with windchills in the 20's!! Tomorrow night it's going to be 20, yes I said 20!! with high of only 35'somthing!! This is W R O N G!! You guys need to keep your cold ass air and snow and what ever crap you stash away to send to us for yourselves.... Off my "soap box"

Dang dude that sucks! I hope he feels better and heal quickly!! Now he's got time to sit in chat and hassel all the pretty ladies My New Website with 24hr Chat

Did they burn up? My New Website with 24hr Chat

We might have to add a collum now.... My New Website with 24hr Chat

There you go thinking again... sheeeesh My New Website with 24hr Chat

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I cannot believe it!! No one called it!! BEER!!!!!!! He even has "first time" in the topic of the thread. You guys are getting slow!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Mine are 1:1:0 Had a great time on Saturday. Got up sat around letting the sun take it's place in the beautiful South Texas sky. Headed out to the DZ Around 12:30ish. Arrived found out all the wood I had sent down the day before was burned up!! I was upset. I had sent down a truck load of wood for the bon-fire on Saturday night. Some bored drunk skydivers discovered the wood and comenced to torch it all. Not a big deal they felt bad enough they went out and gathered up enough to have a fire Sat anyways. I Borrowed a rig from one of the camera men for a jump {Thanks Micheal Poole} he's out for 3 weeks back injury {heal up big guy} So I was a bit nervous! Hadn't jumped in awhile. Loaded on the plane.. I was the ONLY FreeFlyer!! Last out! I love being last out! The dive wasn't one of my best but I was able to hold my sit and do some 360's and 2 back flips!! Just like riding a bike!! The winds were pretty funky and I had a spot way up wind so I hit big turbulance at about 1000' and it tossed me around a bit too about 300' brought to canopy into small brakes and landed pretty fast on my feet! WAY OUT in the tall grass. Couldn't set up for a pattern, I was like the last one in the air. So I figured I'd just fly it out and stay away from everyone else. I thought about another jump was invited to do a 2 way with Zennie and then a tracking dive. I wasn't feeling to confident on my skillz so I declined and hung out watching the rest and jaw jappin. One or our Video-Studs had a cutaway {second in less then a week } he was ok, landed out about a mile down the highway. I rushed out to get him. Then went back to look for his main and freebag. FOUND the main way up in a tree! That was interesting climb, out on a limb my knees started shaking and the only thing that was running through my mind was how much it was going to hurt when this limb breaks and I fall 20 feet into abunch of sticker bushes. Returned the main. Everything else was normal. That night though!!! YeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww It was a Texas Throw down for our very own and soon to be Skydive America Palm Beach's Scotty Carbone and Tami!!! I have to tell you SAPB is getting one great guy. The food as always was great! The people were having a blast. Dead Mike was passing out shots, another jumper was passing around a bottle of Ouzo.... I think I saw some Jim Beam ect... and all the beer you could drink! This was just at the Carbonezone. Scotty did his last ceremony at the DZ For an SCR and what a hilarious thing that is. I told him I was going to go visit them in Fla to get mine. Moved the party out to the fire. We got it rockin and the tunes cranked up. Let's put it this way. There was some lesbian kissing, boobie shots fire jumping [me included} and beer drinkin madness!! Until all hours of the night! Thanks Scotty & Tami for being a friend and trying your hardest to teach me how to fly on my belly. Your a wonderful pair and will be sorely missed at Skydive Spaceland.

I'm so glad your ok. Kinda had the same thing yesterday. So does this ummmm blow the chances of you trying to steal the record from Texas? hehe evil grin My New Website with 24hr Chat

I agree, there needs to be an "All Of The Above" I'll admit though, I've been wanting to see jka's BOOBIES!! Oops there goes this week hehehe My New Website with 24hr Chat

Cat Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep I pray for toys that look like mice, and sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, and someone nice to scratch my back. For windowsills all warm and bright, for shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool, and keep the secret feline rule. To NEVER tell a human that, The world is really ruled by CATS! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Ramon I really don't mind the driving.. I space out and go internal when driving long distances.. I mean I'm watching the road but I'm able to get into my thoughts.... Plus I have a killer sound-system in the truck and tons of Music CD's I'm also thinking about not driving all the way thru and stopping on the way. Maybe a camping ground or even a hotel. I have decided I'm driving though