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You tell Scotty!! HEYA From us Texans who miss him down here!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

What is a cat? - Cats do what they want. - They rarely listen to you. - They are totally unpredictable. - When you want to play, they want to be alone. - When you want to be alone, they want to play. - They expect you to cater to their every whim. - They are moody. - They leave hair everywhere. - They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg. Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats. ----------------------------------------------------------------- What is a dog? - Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most - comfortable piece of furniture in the house. - They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, - but they don't hear you when you are in the same room. - They growl when they are not happy. - When you want to play, they want to play. - When you want to be alone, they want to play. - They are great at begging. - They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. - They leave their toys everywhere. - They do disgusting things with their mouths and then - try to give you a kiss. Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats. My New Website with 24hr Chat

Michael the Dragon Slayer Michael the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Haratio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Haratio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Michael the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Michael the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to have Haratio the Physician arrange it and that he would gladly pay the 1,000 gold coins for the chance to satisfy his desires for the Queen. The next day, Haratio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's massive brassiere while she was taking a bath. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Haratio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Michael the Dragon Slayer had present the antidote to cure the itch. King Arthur quickly summoned Michael the Dragon Slayer. Haratio the Physician then slipped Michael the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put it into his mouth, and for the next four hours, worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Michael the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Michael the Dragon Slayer found Haratio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Michael the Dragon Slayer could have cared less, and -- knowing that Haratio the Physician could never report this matter to the King -- shooed him away with no payment made. The next day, Haratio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into King Arthur's loincloth. King Arthur quickly summoned Michael the Dragon Slayer... MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills. My New Website with 24hr Chat

No No... it's like this 6) Here hold my beer, and watch this shit! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I've more then congradulated you guys

Can you fruits realise I WAS KIDDING!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE THE 120way SIGN UP AND HOLD THE RECORD FOR TEXAS!!!!! DUH!!! So drop it! I think we Texans have more pride then to CHEAT! sheeeesh you fools are scared cuz you know your only going to hold the record for few months.... My New Website with 24hr Chat

I did say that wasn't in the spirit of the whole thing. So it's not an opition. So back off woman! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I was thinking about getting Mikey to have all the people on the Record attempt sign up on dz.com between now and then then the record would NEVER leave Texas... But, that is a shity idea because it's not in the spirit of the whole idea.... BUT IT WOULD BE BAD ASS to hold the "Dropzone.com Record" with a 120-way!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

The 120-way is something that Spaceland is already doing. I figured it would just be a good weekend for us to AVENGE JumperPaulas' Pride and womanhood!! C'mon Texans let me know!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

4:0:0 The weather looked good here this weekend. But it was super windy and COLD! So I stayed home this weekend and was a good boy {halo} as you can see by my first number I was really GOOD My New Website with 24hr Chat

We don't have the snow but we got the farkin cold weather! !#$(&^!#$(&^_ CANDIANS and them shipping their cold ass weather down south!! I thought I started a thread about this last week? My New Website with 24hr Chat

HAHA Come back and your already sticking your foot in your mouth!! Check out the "Beer Bet" thread she did what she said she was going to do.... My New Website with 24hr Chat

I suggest you go make a jump and see what he is all jazzed about. That's the best suggestion I can give. Because as long as you sit on the ground you'll never understand. It's not something that can be put into words, it's an extreme feeling of joy and freedom!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I am sorry to all those I might have offended with my post of a transcript of last weeks Happy Hour. It will not happen again... So please come back and know I wont be posting anything from the logs

I have the dates. June 14-16th 2002 A 120 way is planed at Skydive Spaceland to break the current record of 104. Come on all Texas jumpers, try and make it too Skydive Spaceland for this attempt. Texans We HAVE to take the record back! More details to come.... My New Website with 24hr Chat

Listen up Texans. We have more Dz.Com people that jump an post here on Dropzone.com then most of the states put together. I know Spaceland is having it's "Texas Record 120-way" soon. I don't think it would be fair to have them make the record for us It would be sahweeeeeeeeeet though.... hehe but it's not in the spirit of this whole thing. Sooooooooo I'm thinking since we're going to have enough aircraft that weekend I think we should all gather at Skydive Spaceland that weekend and pull off a new record attempt!! I know we can make at least a 13-way with 2 points. Seeing as the Socalis can't decide which one is the record?!? Texas will RISE and CONQUER!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Well Well, I must salute the SoCal jumpers

Hang on to your undies big guy. I'm trying to get something together again. We had one last Nov. Was a small turn out but it was alot of fun

THeir product speaks for itself, it's easy of use and support is great! You ought to try a download of it.. I was a Slackware and Redhat freak until I tried SuSE... My New Website with 24hr Chat

Yea I called.. wired him $50 to make sure you guys never get a load!! hahahaha My New Website with 24hr Chat