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Do you know how to tell if she is a witch? Why yes. Throw her in water and if she floats she is a witch. If she floats she is a witch? Yes wood floats, correct? And, what do you do with wood? You burn it? Yesssss, so if she floats she must be a witch, because what do we do with witches? We burn them? Yessssssss... But, But, Ducks float too? Awe yes but are ducks made of wood? No. Then Ducks can't be witches... ummmmm ummmmm BURN HER SHE IS A WITCH!!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Well guys I'm having my own personal "Finacial Crisis" here. And I can't afford to spend the cost of rentals and stuff. I'm seriously trying to save money, just seems like everytime something goes wrong somewhere in my life I have to spend it.. I look back and never understood how I got through student jumps.. I get to jump once in awhile.. I'm not longer getting any better or working on anything when I jump.. Just trying to stay current so when I can afford my own equipment I will be able to JUMP MY ASS OFF!!! Any ideas? My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'm so sad to think about this happening. I was there on Saturday and we all partied like there was no tomorrow.. I'm kinda glad I didn't make it out on Sunday. May all my prayers and wishes go out to you Chris!! Your one helluva nice guy and a great skydiver! You'll be back brother!! I'm off to donate blood... My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'll try for a sunset load on Tues or Wed.. maybe even both days..

Governor Rick Perry is interested in finding out what Texans think about the speed limit rollback from 70 to 55 mph. Please call Governor Perry's office (1-800-252-9600) and let them know. You may have to hold for a minute, but you will speak with a live person. It's fast and easy. You can also vote at http://www.texasmotorists.org/speed_limits/default.asp Please do both... These 55mph Speed Limits are unsafe... My New Website with 24hr Chat

Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife's been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs into the ER and says his wife's been in an accident. They tell him Dr. Smith is handling the case. They page the doctor. He comes out to the waiting room to see a terribly upset Mr. Jones. "Mr. Jones?" the doctor asks. "Yes sir, what's happened? How is my wife?" The doctor sits next to him and says, "Not good news. Your wife's accident resulted in two fractures of her spine." "Oh my God" says Mr. Jones, "what will be her prognosis?" Dr. Smith says "Well, Mr. Jones, her vital signs are stable. However, her spine is inoperable. She'll have no motor skills or capability. This means you will have to feed her." Mr. Jones begins to sob. "And you'll have to turn her in her bed every two hours to prevent pneumonia." Mr. Jones begins to wail ! and cry loudly. "Then, of course," the doctor continued, "you'll have to diaper her as she'll have no control over her bladder and of course these diapers must be changed at least five times a day." Mr. Jones begins to shake as he cries, sobs, wails. The doctor continues: "And you'll have to clean up her feces on a regular basis as she'll have no control over her sphincters. Her bowel will engorge whenever and quite often I'm afraid. Of course you must clean her immediately to avoid accumulation of the putrid effluent she'll be emitting regularly." Now Mr. Jones is convulsing sobbing uncontrollably and beginning to wither off the bench into a sobbing pitiful mass... Just then Dr. Smith reaches out his hand and pats Mr. Jones on the shoulder. "Hey, I'm just fucking with you, she's dead." My New Website with 24hr Chat

HOW GUYS SELECT THE WOMAN THEY WANT TO MARRY... A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new. Set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the biggest tits. Moral of the story: Men are Men. My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'm seriously thinking of this..... hmmmmm NO WAY!!!!!!!!! I will instruct you all that want to give it a shot on what NOT to do... The rest is up to you. My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'm going to be there no matter what!! I HAVE TO JUMP THIS WEEKEND NO MATTER WHAT!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

No but I'm thinking of purchasing a used creeper just to get some revenge.. My New Website with 24hr Chat

Oh Justin you missed a beautiful moment in "Guy" stuff!! You take a hefty bag and fill it with acetlyene and a small amount of o2. Use a rag for a fuse and run like hell. We set one of these "bombs" off outside a metal building once blew the walls inwards 4 inches and broke windows 3 blocks away.. I couldn't hear for a few hours but man was it cool.

I will have you know I made a jump!! So I am not a WHUFFO!! I just don't have the cash to buy a rig!! And everyone I know who I jump with all jump shit to small for me to jump.... I'm still saving!! haha My New Website with 24hr Chat

This is just SAD 14 people have viewed this thread and only 1 person has wished Ann and Myself a Happy Birthday... blah! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Well it seems as though someone has a Birthday Today!! I want to be the first to Wish AirAnn a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! So let's everyone wish her a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! btw, we share this day I knew there was a reason Ann and I always see eye to eye for some reason... Love ya babe!! Heads up and stick those BOOBS out!! I'll call you later.. Need to get you and cyber over to KC's {aka Dungeon} for a few drinks tonight "ON ME" My New Website with 24hr Chat

I got the same email but then I got this joke so I just tied them together... My New Website with 24hr Chat

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Little Johnny?" " My goldfish died, " replied Little Johnny tearfully, without looking up, and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish isn't it?' Little Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat." My New Website with 24hr Chat

Know your state motto Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Nevada: Hookers and Poker! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tennessee: The Educashun State ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vermont: Yep ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared! My New Website with 24hr Chat

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I cannot believe you people got pulled into this TROLL!! lol go sweetgirl!! They are eating it up... My New Website with 24hr Chat

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HEY I FIT ALL THOSE REQUIREMENTS!!! I've never been married so I'm not taken!!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

It's Bluntman but I knew what you were saying

WoW!! I ask a kinda serious question and look what happeneds? I get about 4 serious answers I was actually looking for the names of superheros.. not fantasy crap. blah..... My New Website with 24hr Chat

only one I can remember is Cyclops?? the others? Wolverine? ARCHIE is not a SUPERHERO!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I know there are some comix readers among us.. I am looking for a list of Superhero names? Can you guys give me some? I know the basics.. Superman, Spiderman, Aquaman, WonderWoman... ect.. I need some others.. Ironman, The Thing... are some I just remembered. Thanks My New Website with 24hr Chat