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A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says "No, what?" He just ate the cue ball off my pool table--whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first." My New Website with 24hr Chat

If you lose your logbook you will suddenly become a WHUFFO and have to start all over again. Or you could die about the same thing.... My New Website with 24hr Chat

0:0:0 I think I'm begining to become a whuffo!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

North vs South A Southerner is having his breakfast (coffee, grits, biscuits, and jam) when a Northerner chewing obnoxiously on gum sits down next to him. The Southerner ignores the Northerner who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. > Northerner: "When you Southern people eat bread, do you eat the whole slice?" Southerner : Yep. Northerner: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. Up North, we only eat what's inside. The crusts, we collect in a container, recycle it, then transform them into biscuits and send them to the South." The Northerner has a smirk on his face. The Southerner listens in silence. The Northerner persists: "Do you eat jam with biscuits?" Southerner: "Yep." Northerner (cracking and smacking his gum between his teeth and chuckling): "We don't. Up North after we eat fruit for breakfast, we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and then send it down South. Then the Southerner asks: "Y'all have sex up North?" Northerner: "Why, of course we do," (as he pops another big bubble). Southerner: "And what do y'all do with the condoms once ya use 'em?" Northerner: "We throw them away, of course." Southerner: We don't. Down South we put 'em in a jar, recycle'em, melt 'em down into bubble gum, and sell 'em to Yankees." My New Website with 24hr Chat

Ok guys I only see one flaw in this whole idea..... If your a man and your grasp a boob your not going to want to let it go.... so it could cause alot of cypress fires... also if you cut your main away and loose your boobies..go forbid this happeneds... and what if anohter guy touched your boobie? wouldn't you get jealous... it will start fights at dz's across the globe... My New Website with 24hr Chat

To quote Kermit the Frog..... "It ain't easy being Green.... My New Website with 24hr Chat

I AM CORNHOLIO!!! GOT TEEPEE FOR MY BUNG HOLE?? My New Website with 24hr Chat

Just make it sweet!! and something I'll enjoy licking off..... I'm not going to say where but I'm sure your imagination will work over time.... I'm off to the "Dungeun" tonight why don't you stop by and have a drinkie-poo with me AirAnn.... I'll make them give you "DrPeppers"

Sorry, SkyBytch!! I know how HH feels about it BUT I HAD TOOOOOOOOOOOOO I Was so close!!!! Slappie (Veteran)

I AM NOT A WHUFFO MY LAST JUMP WAS UMMMMM *thinks* Feb 23rd!! on a Sabre170 so I am current and I'm NOT A WHUFFO!!!!!!!!!! God I cannot believe I just wasted my 1000th post on here to type a rebutal to SkyKitty My New Website with 24hr Chat

That number just looks evil.... even tho I did use AggieDaves' earlier thread to burn up about 15 or 16 posts. THIS IS NUMBER 999 for me!!! I think I'll never post again!! Good bye everyone... I am now a whuffo AirAnn said so lastnight so I must be

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SEX!! I mean SEX!! argh! SEX!!! Ok I give up I can't spell this number.... My New Website with 24hr Chat

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You've made me losse count!! Dammit I'm gunna have to start over!! grrrrrrr My New Website with 24hr Chat

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