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HIGH FIVE BROTHER MAN!!!!!!!!!!! Basicaly I was pissed off the other day about not being able to skydive then being called a "whuffo" ect ect.. so I started a thread about quiting the sport and taking up bowling. No biggy! at least someone knew what I was talkin bout!! Green Bottles for everyone... thinking to self*now I gota find some schmuck to buy all the beer!?* *where is AggieDave he's not the brightest bulb in the box. I bet I could get him to do it.* My New Website with 24hr Chat

Aggie!! Have you read where Sammuel Adams has brewed up some "special" brew. It's about 28% proof beer!! They've only brewed 3000 bottles and the guy that started Sammy Adams is hand signing every bottle. It's a bit pricey to buy a six-pac. The good news is he's going to brew even more next year and it's supposed to be even stronger!! Go Sam Adams!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I've been in a funk for about a month now.. Dunno about you but I know what's been bothering me. Go get some "strange" you'll make the guys day and maybe yours

mountainman you and quade both take yourselves a bit to seriously!! I was being sarcastic.. I probably have some of the thinkest skin on this forum. Everyone else saw I was talking "tongue in cheek" you guys need to mellow out and not go for the jugular of some poor unsuspecting newbies throat!! "What if" I was a newbie to the sport an was complaining that some of the people on a DZ was giving me a hard time? Would you tell me to leave the sport of skydiving and take up BOWLING??? HAHA Leave me alone.. you guys have no sense of humor and you bore me My New Website with 24hr Chat

I'm sure most of you who know me and remember me saying I was going to quit skydiving and take up bowling... Well I tried out bowling!! IT SUCKS!! My best game with "rental" equipment was a 124.. I was beat by 2 12yo little girls a couple of lanes over and they laughed at me. ALOT. Also I never realised how much work it is to repeatedly toss a 15 to 20lbs ball down the lanes and try to make it hit 10 little pins. When I saw the pins up close they're pretty good sized things. When you look at them from the end of the lane they are SMALL!!!!! Twas to much work and I can't figure it out.. So I quit bowling too. Now I have no hobby or sport I'm currently "current" in.. any suggestions? Maybe a porn-star? Maybe golf? I dunno... I may come back to skydiving but I'm still skeptical about that because there are some "meanies" in this sport who tend to pick on you...

Okies... I've listened to some... I'm still upset because I'm tagged[/] a whuffo.. I seriously hurt my feelings.. I'm ok now and thanks for those of you who know what it's like to save to buy equipment!!! I love ya AA and TG!! no hards! unless you ask! My New Website with 24hr Chat

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Cya!! I'm going to take up bowling... I'm so sorry I don't live up to some peoples standards!! I work my ass of for what little money I get and I can't afford to buy a fuckin rig! I take being called a fuckin whuffo pretty seriously because I for one am a god damn skydiver! I just don't have all the fuckin money it takes to buy a god damn rig! So fuckin LAY OFF! I jump when I can afford to jump I HATE BORROWING Other peoples rigs ect... and to jump with rentals is just crazy.. so I do maybe one or two jumps a month!! I am atleast trying to stay fuckin current !! So just back off and leave me the fuck alone! I'll jump when I can afford too... BAH! My New Website with 24hr Chat

TOP EIGHT MORONS: 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him. 5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot, the man shouted, "That's not what I said!" 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING?? A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!", the man shouted, "This is her husband!". 7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!! In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellllllooooooo!) 8. THE GRAND FINALE Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating,were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath, he came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER ...THIS IS! TRUE... Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer. Does any one else find it frightening that the majority of these took place in California?????? My New Website with 24hr Chat

WTF !#$*)^&!#*)$&^ YOUR MOVING AWAY???? oh well you never would jump with me anyways My New Website with 24hr Chat

I think someone is talking about going down the HERSHEY HIGHWAY!!! GROSSSSSSSSS My New Website with 24hr Chat

I've done this a few times... I was a warehouse manager and we had a "lunch thief" who would steal lunches out of the frig and feed himself whenever he felt like it.. so I made a batch of nice chocolate brownies used 2 boxes of exlax.. put a small bag in the fridge with the note "Please do not eat" on it... You can figure this one out.. The bag of doctored brownies dissapeared about an hour after I put it in the fridge.. later that day one of my guys just couldn't stay out of the bathroom for some reason or another.. I found the thief

Hey sis I can offer an inflatable mattress if you need a place to crash.. I'll be out that weekend to play..so you can drive in and meet me.. you can even bring the vidiot if you like cya then

Yes Folks!! It's offical!! Skydive Spaceland has aquired another Otter for our jumping pleasures!! So let's all get out to Spaceland this weekend and break this sucker in!! Details are "it should be doing loads this weekend!!" YaY!! Go Spaceland!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

It'll be a year in July for me and I still don't own a rig yet.. I really think I'm going to take up bowling it is way cheaper *sigh* good luck on your purchase of a rig... I'm starting to get seriously depressed My New Website with 24hr Chat

YOU SUCK MAJOR DONKEY D*CKS!!!! Ok I feel better...

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY: DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed. DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan. DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time, however, it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth. DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait. It is only a matter of time.... EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY: Day 180 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM'S HOME! MY FAVORITE! 6:20 pm - OH BOY - DAD'S HOME! MY FAVORITE! Day 181 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM AND DAD ARE HOME! MY FAVORITES! Day 182 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer. 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM AND DAD ARE HOME! MY FAVORITES! My New Website with 24hr Chat

Well ok coming from you I'll calm down... I just don't like it when my friends are reffered too as a "bitch" I never noticed the spelling makes a difference.. it was just disrespectful in my eyes... My New Website with 24hr Chat

I haven't the faintest idea where your from.. but down here in the SOUTH we do not reffer to "ladies" and "women" as bitches {spelling} I think your crossing the line of being a "man" by doing this.. bah some fucked up people in this world.... My New Website with 24hr Chat

Yea but I have to keep trying!! She's a hottie too!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

PIPPY!!!!!!!! Your the best by for of all the Manifesters I've ever had the chance to meet.. If ya need it, I'll load the shotgun and come stand behind you babe!! Just for that added umm support.. Keep up the great work sweetie the DZ wouldn't be the same without you!! Remember you promised me a jump sometime soon.. My New Website with 24hr Chat

Looks like the sun is shining from here!!! I'm trying to get out this afternoon also!! Just don't think I'll be able to jump.. My New Website with 24hr Chat

You mean to tell me all we have to do is ask? Well, here goes.... Skymama I wanna see your na na's please..

Now we are DORKS!?!? I thought we would only be a DORK if we DIDNT Show up at the DZ Tues or Wed?? Make up your freakin mind woman!! My New Website with 24hr Chat

I was watching the local news here in Houston last week and they were doing a story about "420 4:20" ect... It's some code-word for marijuana.. There is a head shop here in Hou. called "Houston 420" and trust me it's a head shop. Now the big deal about it was that NORML "National Org for the Reform of Marijuana Laws. Is going to be holding a "Smoke In" here in Houston on Saturday. I know it's off topic of the orginal topic just found it interesting. Thought Skymama was advertising for a "Smoke In" at the DZ My New Website with 24hr Chat