Slappie

I just had to edit your story Pammi, you had the wrong university in your text. It's much better now "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

No Kel, it's a database of clips, that are trigged by words or combos of words. The database will show you what your words triggered. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Can't get him to get me a beer or make me a sandwhich either. Told it to masturbate and all it did was come up to the cam and do the tsk tsk with it's hands.. LMFAO! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Ok I was surfing around and stumbled across this. This is like WTF? Well the chicken will do ANYTHING you tell it to do.. I had it bark like a dog.. Lay and egg... Hop on one foot.. then told it to hop and flap it's wings... http://www.subservientchicken.com/ Make it do something, I think it's just pretty funny.. What did you make it do? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

This is kind of a scary thought! Ordering Pizza in the year 2015 Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..." Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order." Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?" Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610." Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?" Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?" Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir." Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas..." Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir." Customer: "Whaddya mean?" Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice." Customer: "Dang . What do you recommend, then?" Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it." Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?" Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion." Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then. What's the damage?" Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, sir. The 'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes to $49.99." Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number." Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit." Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here." Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn." Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take? Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward." Customer: "How the heck do you know I'm riding a bike?" Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be using it." Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!" Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop." Customer: (Speechless) Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?" Customer: "No, nothing. Oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of Coke your ad says I get with the pizzas." Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics." "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I'm off for the weekend, you all have a Happy Easter.. AggieDave if the weather is holding this weekend I may come up and drink all your Shiner. You might even be able to talk me into making a jump.. I do need to get current an all. As long as turtle isn't on the jump I think I'll be ok. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Vinny if your going to go by the poll, it looks like your drinkin some Clorox tonight and not very many people like you. Now before I vote, if your able to supply me with some Don Julio. I'll vote that, if not I'm voting you drink Clorox and that I don't like you very much. Your choice mister.. Choose wisely "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Deuce your my hero will you marry me? in a non homoerotic way.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

You know I don't get near creepers nor bungie cords. Specialy if their working inconjuction to cause harm and mental anguish! Why do you think I decided I wanted to freefly instead of belly flopping? It wasn't because FFers wear cool clothes "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Ok what's a "numpty" ?? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Your a sick bastage!! If you didn't out weigh me by about 80lbs and have the ability to break me in half. I'd have to kick your ass "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Fuck dat.. I'm not going on a tandem with you! You're a pervert with MANHOOTERS!!!! Back to my thread about skygods sucking an all... I do believe skygod mentality permeates thru our sport more then others. It can be seen in other sports but skydiving has the most of that kind of mentality. My personal def. of a "skygod" : Anyone who thinks they're better then someone just because of their jump numbers, ability to carve a circle in the sky or any other manuver used in our sport. Just because you've jumped from a plane and saved your ass more times then me, doesn't make you a better person then me. I just don't like being looked down upon because 1) I choose not to jump anymore 2) I haven't lept from an open door in a plane as many times as you... This is a sport, we should be treating each other with respect. Just because I'm better at a certain ability then others doesn't give me the right to look down upon others. Unless your really height challenged or I'm ontop of a barstool.. But if I'm on the barstool I'm probably raising a cold mug of in your honor "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

At this moment Dave, I can't look at your avatar without thing about your size c-cup manhooters. So please don't post for about a half hour. So I can purge this visual from memory.. Just so you know, I would do a tandem with ya anytime. As long as you can handle me in a fetal postion, so I wont get touched by your mantits!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

This thread is a personal attack to my manhood. I shouldn't have to be reading about Aggiedaves mantits, the visuals are making me sick to my stomache. Please cease all talk of Aggiedaves manhooters.. Thank you "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Actually, when I put the number in.. I was skydiving and jumping often. So that was kinda a target number for me. I haven't jumped in almost 2 years. I also haven't modified my profile except to change my avatar in almost 2 years. So it wasn't a big dealio to me. Now that the format changed it was brought out into the open. So a mistake on my part has branded me as a liar, cheat, fraud, scoundrel, and whatever else people can call me in PMs. You will find I have never once given skydiving advice or instruction in any forum on this site. Now if my little "lie" has really shaken up the skydiving community this much I'm really afraid. Beacuse you peeps need to be alittle less concerned with others and pay much more attention to yourselves. Thanks Nac, here's a cold Shiner for ya Got room on the isle for a jump number fluffer? I need to escape, go on the lamb and change my identity!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Yuppers wasn't you this time Conway "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

My rant about skygods has nothing to do with you Conway. I'm not even upset about your pm. Hey I fixed what I did, it was a lie. In my eyes it was a very very small one and it didn't effect anyone but me. Anyways, don't give yourself credit for my rant big guy. I'm ranting about another skygod who decided I was less of a person ("a non person") because I don't jump anymore. Once a skydiver ALWAYS a skydiver. p.s. dang dude your ego is large isn't it? next time I'm out an about and catch ya in a adult beverage dispensary I'll toss a cold one on my tab and we'll call it even .. just no kc's I hate that prick.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Indeed it does help having them so close; virtually cuts out the shipping and handling costs for Phillip Morris. Now why can't we say this for gasoline? I live in Houston, have alot of gasoline refineries in the area. I would think the price of gas here would be somewhat cheaper then other places in the US. Not going to count Cali in this equation because they're is no help for them. There is actually no reason except greed for Cali's gas prices to be so high. But anyways.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

You forgot the link posting police Skygods an the skygod attitude must stop.. revealing something personal on the internet is dangerous It's actually one of the many reasons I left the two home dz's in the Houston area... skygod attitudes.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

The year is young and the sky is large, a Slappie just may drop from the large sky while the year is still young. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Are you a Gramar God? Or do you think you're a Gramar God? Either way I never once posted in green so it was in no way shape or form a personal attack on a Greenie "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

No I am venting.. I never said I wouldn't jump again, I said I don't jump anymore. I had planned on getting in the air at Aggieland, because for one I just liked the people and the DZO was a rockin nice guy. There were no skygod attitudes and man it was just cool to hang out. So my promise is not yet broken. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

That would be "Grammar Gods". OMG!! I give the fuck up!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

LOL....your is possesive. You're is a contraction of YOU ARE. "not a personal attack unless you're a skygod....." Gramar gods suck.. This is not a personal attack unless you're a Gramar god or think you are a Gramar god... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Just because I dont jump anymore I'm less then a person.. bah skygods suck.. Just a statement Greenies... not a personal attack unless you're a skygod (in your own mind) or think you're a skygod... Then take it however you like it. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."