Slappie

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  1. Might not find what tossing salad means. I'm sure Oprah wishes she hadn't had the discussion on her show... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0504044oprah1.html "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  2. Happy Birthday!! May a thousand camels infest your enemies crotch with fleas for your birthday. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  3. I'm very offended and am calling all my midget .. I mean height challenged friends to email bomb you Aggiedave. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  4. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  5. Ya I remember that.. about a 18 hour break "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  6. That picture is on alot of stuff. Doesn't mean skydiving is supported by Subaru, just means their advertising agency has some of the same filler material alot of other agencies have.. Seriously that picture is on some hot coco mix, some web hosting website.. its used so much it's not even cool to see it anymore. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  7. http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/ thought some of you politicos would find the name of this site ironic... Enjoy "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  8. [URL "http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29/"]ONLY IN KENYA[/URL] "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  9. Neither do we Brains... neither do we "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  10. Brains, if you loose please DO NOT POST the pictures. Now, on the other hand.. If you win and the bet is with a hawtie skybabe then please DO POST the pictures. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  11. That's what Nickelodeon slime looks like...as to the taste...it certainly doesn't taste anything like mustard. You're not giving many answers to the questions. B2 have you been replaced by a rave alien carrying black light sticks passing out green slime shots? c'mon why is the pond neon green and is it staying this way? Some dye trick? Some movie company come shoot a scene with raving aliens and black light sticks? WHATS THE DEAL!! I'm irritable and can't handle this suspence! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  12. That looks spiffy. Any reason why it's neon? Trying to attract some Raving Aliens carrying little black light sticks? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  13. LostOne if I was a Greenie I would have banned you.. That was just cruel and unusuall punishement!! WTF we ever do to you? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  14. Just don't change to an like I used. They revolted against me and tried stringing me up!! Was a sad day. I thought my av was neat "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  15. Ok fine is this better??! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  16. Air marshals exposed by fellow federal officers MILWAUKEE (AP) — Undercover federal air marshals are exposed every day on the concourses of Milwaukee's Mitchell International Airport by fellow federal officers, a newspaper said Monday. The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel said that, like at most airports, there is an exit row alongside security checkpoints at Mitchell for passengers on arriving flights. It said a U.S. Transportation Security Administration screener stands at the end of the row to prevent anyone from entering the concourse that way. But the newspaper said that, as passengers recently crowded the Concourse E checkpoint about 6 a.m., it took only a few minutes to catch a glimpse of a screener leading a man and a woman down the exit row with their bags. It said they stopped to sign in at a table on the other end. The Journal Sentinel said the same scene was repeated just after 6:30 a.m. the same day at Concourse D. David Knudson, Mitchell's federal security director, and Amy Von Walter, a TSA spokeswoman in Minneapolis-St. Paul, declined to comment specifically on TSA procedures. But John Amat, first vice president of the Federal Law Enforcement Officers Association, told the Journal Sentinel "it doesn't take a rocket scientist to sit at the gate" and figure out who the undercover officers are. "It's a problem. It's a big problem," he said, adding that the procedure for air marshals is followed at nearly every U.S. airport. Von Walter said not all of the people walking up the exit rows were air marshals. But Amat, who works for the U.S. Department of Justice as a deputy federal marshal in Miami, said some of them are air marshals and others are probably other undercover officers. Amat's association, which handles lobbying and legal representation for federal agents who are prohibited from forming unions, is trying to change the procedure. Law enforcement officers at Miami International Airport are issued identification cards that allow them to pass unobtrusively through side doors, the same as airport and airline employees, without drawing attention to themselves at checkpoints, Amat said. The association has been lobbying to expand that system nationwide, calling it a "trusted agent" program, Amat said. Rep. F. James Sensenbrenner Jr., R-Wis., said the trusted agent program had become linked to a more controversial idea, the "trusted flier" program that would allow frequent business travelers to pay for background checks and an identification card letting them bypass some security measures. Both programs are stalled, Sensenbrenner said. Mitchell Airport Director C. Barry Bateman said he had not heard of the trusted agent concept and was not sure how it would work. Each airport has a different security system, and an air marshal could not carry hundreds of different cards, he said. The Journal Sentinel also said Monday that during busy periods, screeners at Mitchell use shortcuts instead of passing bags through huge bomb-detection machines. The newspaper said that on a recent busy day a screener picked up a cotton swab and ran if over the handles of six bags and then brought the swab to a smaller explosives trace detection machine. Von Walter declined to comment specifically on procedures for using the explosive trace detection machines. Sen. Herb Kohl, D-Wis., after being told about the Journal Sentinel report, sent a letter expressing concern about the matter to Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge. The letter also was sent to two of Ridge's top administrators — TSA chief David Stone and Michael Garcia, head of the Bureau of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, which oversees air marshals. "I am troubled by these observations, as they reflect serious security gaps," Kohl said in the letter. http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2004-05-03-airport-security_x.htm?csp=28 "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  17. OMFG!!!!!!! I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF !!! I Swear I have tears in my eyes... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
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    Tip from Slap

    Avoiding Burnout In some ways it was a typical breakfast meeting. The waitress was pleasant, the eggs were average, and the restaurant was full of busy people. We shared a cup of black, coffee-like substance, and the first few times my client took a sip he managed to spill quite a bit of it. His trembling hand was just one of the symptoms of his burnout. That's why we were meeting. He wanted to know if I could help him. I picked up a fork and explained that as long as I used it for eating, the fork would last indefinitely. However, if I began to use it to drive nails or dig trenches, it would soon break. The key was to use it for what it was designed to do. The look in his eyes told me he got it, but I still went on to say that people are like the fork. When they do what they are not designed to do, they eventually break. Sure enough, his MAPP showed that he was designed to work on projects where there was a definitely goal. He derived immense satisfaction from reaching goals. He also needed to work by himself about half the time. He was a scientist and enjoyed lab time, doing calculations, and interpreting test results. What his job required on a day-to-day basis was another story. His primary task was to supervise a dozen people and maintain operations. No goals. No projects. No time alone. Consequently, his job was sucking the life out of him. Much credit for his recovery goes to his boss who was willing to change the job content to fit the design of a valuable employee. So how do you know if you, a loved one, or someone who reports to you is suffering from burnout? Here are the early-warning signs. 1. chronic fatigue - exhaustion, tiredness, a sense of being physically run down 2. anger at those making demands 3. self-criticism for putting up with the demands 4. cynicism, negativity, and irritability 5. a sense of being besieged 6. exploding easily at seemingly inconsequential things 7. frequent headaches and gastrointestinal disturbances 8. weight loss or gain 9. sleeplessness and depression 10. shortness of breath 11. suspiciousness 12. feelings of helplessness 13. increased degree of risk taking Fight burnout. Do what you were designed to do. What we're you designed to do? Me I was designed as a slacker. I slack like no one else. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  19. The Three Laws of Robotics are: 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. Handbook of Robotics 56th Edition, 2058 A.D The Three Laws did not appear in Asimov's first two robot stories, "Robbie" and "Reason", but the First Law was stated in Asimov's third robot story "Liar!", which also featured the first appearance of robopsychologist Susan Calvin. (When "Robbie" and "Reason" were included in I, Robot, they were updated to mention the existence of the first law and first two laws, respectively. "Robbie" was also updated to include a cameo appearance by Susan Calvin.) Yet there was a hint of the three laws in "Robbie", in which Robbie's owner states that "He can't help being faithful, loving, and kind. He's a machine - made so." The first story to explicitly state the Three Laws was "Runaround", which appeared in the March 1942 issue of Astounding Science Fiction. I kind of remembered them, but couldn't quote them. So I ripped all my answer from the internet. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  20. Well I don't know where Chasing lives. Here in Houston SBC is all we got. Telling them or the Electric company to "shove it I'll use someone else" isn't an option they are the 800lb gorillas. They normally do as they wish... I wish there was an alternitive to SBC for phone service. There is for internet. Just not offered in my condos complex. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  21. Life.... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  22. Slappie

    Only in Kenya

    Only in Kenya "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  23. South Park would so totaly own the Rugrats, not even a movie in the making.... lmfao "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  24. Ivan, you could tag almost every movie coming from Hollywierd lately with this one. I've not been to a theatre in ages, because it cost to much and the product is total suckage. Now I did see a couple decent ones on home video this weekend. Big Fish = exellent home movie, glad I didn't pay to see it on the big screen Matchstick men = Throughly enjoyed it!! Badass ending, I loved the major twist. Was kind of predictable though, you just could figure out when. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  25. Oh man! I finally post a pic of myself and you peeps can't handle the sexziness!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."