Slappie

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  1. First of all, I'd like to thank whichever one of you donut-munching, barrel-assed, pud-pulling SISSIES leaked this to the press. That's all we need right now, some sentsational story in the papers making these guys out to be two superheroes triumphing over evil. Let me kill the rumors right now. These two are not hereos. They're just two ordinary men who were put in an extraordinary situation and just so happened to come out on top. Yes, nothing from our far-reaching computer system has turned up diddly on these guys. All we know is what we got from the neighbors, and the general consensus is, huh, they're angels. But angels don't kill. And we have two bodies in the morgue that look like they've been serial crushed by some huge friggin' guy. Paul Smeckler - Boondock Saints "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  2. You mean DZ.com has stalkers? whoaaaaa "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  3. Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  4. We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  5. "Here at Air America, what's considered psychotic behavior anywhere else is company policy. " "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  6. Slappie

    Whaddya got?

    Dude, i know it's shocking, but i was actually WORKING at work for the last hour. Excuse me for not saying goodbye. Now see, this is where the The (unofficial) Official "Goodbye" thread would have come in handy. Now wouldn't it? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  7. Slappie

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    Ok you are banned from playing with me you don't fight fair "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  8. Slappie

    Whaddya got?

    Sunny you're falling down on your job hun. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  9. have a GREAT Time ya'll!! Here's a picture of me at my last boogie "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  10. Slappie

    Martini Time

    Oooh....chocolate martini's....nummy!!! Oh, and your ass is cute, Rebecca. You can have your chocolate martinis.. yeeucckkk But, Thanks! For reminding me what a cute ass Rebecca has! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  11. Slappie

    Martini Time

    Screw that you freak! Vodka is made for russians, James Bond and bloody marys. GIN is for Martinis PERIOD end of argument. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  12. Slappie

    Martini Time

    Screw the glass, olives and the flavors.. gimme the bottle of gin and let's get to drinkin. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  13. Slappie

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    But it's acceptable to rip apart remtard and slappie. I'm sooo confused. That's cause they don't beg, they are too dumb to know when they are getting ripped apart. Huh? Oh wait... I got it now... WAIT!!!! DO NOT put me in the same classification as Remtard!! He is in a class all to himself!! Perverted canadians should never be grouped with rednecks in the US. You can see he's a perv just from some of the Perris cam-captures... He's checkin out eneeR and Val's ass! (not that I wouldn't do that, but I'm american it's allowed here) Viva La Revolution!! Invade CANADA!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  14. I always thought HELL, for christians was a place of torture and suffering.. How is that funny? *boggle* "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  15. Slappie

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    ooh...are we slapping Slappie's ass now? Wahoooooooooooooo!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  16. Slappie

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    So what you're saying is you stay away from almost all my posts? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  17. Slappie

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    I'm glad someone is happy it's Friday I still want to know where dust bunnies come from "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  18. Slappie

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    The more I think about it, dz.com's bonfire is still cluttered with fluff.. dryer lint fluff People have start only commenting on certain peoples threads. Thus adding to the fluff. It all collects like dust bunnies under furniture. Now that's a question; Where do dust bunnies come from? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  19. Slappie

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    I said this to you when you asked what your thread of the day should be.. Back to you sunshine "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  20. When I read you heading.. first thing I thought of was "yes you're addicted to dz.com just like us all" man HH has a super deal here. Skydivers are already an addictive personality so give us something to play with and you'll make a fortune!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  21. Got it will be nice to have an email free of SPAM!! Thanks *tips his to ya* "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  22. It's true. You saw my monkey. Heck I'll just show everyone! Dang sweetie you have an extremely healthy monkey! Can I spank it? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  23. Someone send me an invite to my Dropzone email please "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  24. That's only for "lard" asses. Throw a bag of flour into the mix and you can find the wet spot then!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
  25. Doh this is easy.. it's SLAPPIE!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."