Slappie

Since no one is posting anything interesting or engaging.. I want everyone to try this... __________________________________ DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read.. 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold) 3. Add 5. (for Sunday) 4.. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................. 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755.... If you haven't, add 1754 ...... 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number left. The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two numbers are ......... YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND > > WHILE IT LASTS. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma. Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge for their run for the presidency in 2008,it is my wish that they play politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace. I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business too. If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a political cause, I hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her existence a living hell. _______________________________________ Signature _______________________________________ Witness "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Today's Alcoholic Survival Tip Next time you are too drunk to drive. Walk to the nearest pizza shop place an order. When they go to deliver it Catch a ride home with them. I want this rubberstamp!! Would make life, work and everything much easier see attachment. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Nevermind.. I run lean an mean. I've got to many games that use every bit of resources my system has to be wasting it on some desktop. Maybe I'll install it on the second computer just to play around with it. The gf won't mind. She'll just ask me why everything is floating LOL "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Naw I just used my pants leg. Doesn't everyone? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

got to Toys'R'Us they sell Hotwheels tracks with loops and hills. Has all the supports you need and even the vehicle. Build it... Then copy it with whatever materials you want. Go cheap, spensive whatever. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Dude that is fuckin nifty! When I get home I'm loading it to check it out. Thanks "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Speaking of alergies... Have you evern blown your nose so hard the snot rips through the tissue and winds up in your palm? I just did that. I went straight to my boss and explained we need to get some brand name tissues around here. This is unsafe working enviroment. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I would be much more upset and disapointed in myself if I gave in then anyone else. So the thoughts of myself beating myself up from the inside. That would be some serious therapy time. Big $$ to sort my head out. Hmmmm maybe I need to schedule an appointment.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Only difference is their legal in the US. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

WaaaaaaaFuckinHooooooooooo I'm on none of the lists!!

Yea I remember the post about the Boxer. So when I saw these pics I was umm thinkin that isn't a boxer. Thanks for confirming I'm not going insane "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Ahh, now we are getting somewhere. But the other road leads to this very same "somewhere". People can create their own personal Heaven too! Reality, that which "Is", it is not out there, independent of what you think of it. What "Is" is what you make it. Reality interacts directly with you. This is the fundamental concept behind many spiritual theories, it is a widely accepted Quantum Mechanics Theory, It is the stuff of Shakespeare: "I think therefore I am". I am a Conscious being. I am the center. You are also the center however... of all that "is". What do I think about pessimists? I don't think about them. I hope that more and more with stop thinking about them. I hope that Optimist/Pessimist are labels we will all shed. Because ever since I remember being able to think recollectable thoughts. I have believed I would live to see the end of the world as we know it. And I could not, to this very day, tell you if that is a positive or negative thing. Nick ouch my brain hurts now. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

DING DING DING!! WINNER!! WINNER!! That is classic.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Personal Attack Incoming!! You #$^@$#@$%^ @$%^@$%^ @$%^@$%^ Personal Attack Over!! Now let me go wash my eyes out with clorox for the thrid time this week. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

We used to have Albertsons but they closed down because Fiesta and Kroger ran them outa town. I do prefer the authentic taquerias. I have none close to work that are worth a flip. You would expect working on my side of town it would be pretty common to have a decent taqueria close. Nope the ones near my office suck sweaty ball sacks. Good luck on the paper. I wish someone could do something about people driving while on their cell phones. Man that's a major pet-peeve of mine!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

No that's Vinny.. I'm Slappie.. I like tequila, but I'm not a Jackass. Again that's Vinny "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Maybe me eating Taco Bell will increase my understanding of Espanol. Doubt it.. but it's a thought. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I don't use PowerPoint, but I did go get Taco Bell for lunch "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Like these? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Should be 11am US Central time. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Oh wow what was that movie again? It was one with a bunch of shorts clipped together... I remember he went to one of those stop smoking clinics that sprouted in the late 70's early 80's. He was on some bridge that was packed with traffic and fumbled around and smoked. Next thing you know he's back in the clinic and his wife is being wacked.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Dang this is such a caring community. ... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Ditto.. and I owe so I'm not mailing till Friday the 15th. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."