Slappie

Wired news I read this an was struck with the strangest ideas. Then it occured to me it's LA. This could make a cop's job harder. Imagine being a cop and driving down the highway. Suddenly your dash-computer pops up signaling a bunch of cars in the area whose owners have outstanding violations. Not only do you have to discern which violations are most severe and should be dealt with immediately, but you have to take the time to locate the vehicle. Considering LA traffic... yikes. _____________________________ For those who want to be an AggieDave there is a new product out called Sprayonmud Seriously what has the world come to when you can buy a can of mud and spray it on your SUV... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I was in Indy this past weekend. Hotels were incredibly expensive and BOOKED. I'm guessing quite a few people went to the race. What race? *wicked evil grin* "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Here here!! Becca, I'm surprised you didn't give her a real Texas ass reaming for her inability to dance. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

You know it, they got it all an more. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

You really think posting something is going to get read? Specially when it's a link to possible boobie pics?! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I agree, I had an almost perfect record of not reading that forum. Thanks Becca "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Ya know I have no idea.. but they parody some movies like the Matrix so it can't be more then 10 years. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I just got a great idea, i'll bring some bungee cords and we can. . . . Oh wait, sorry Slappie never mind. Won't happen again. well unless I can be convinced it's absolutly safe!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

What's Thread Shredding? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Gonzo Imperial Porter "Flying Dog Ales (based out of Colorado) is making a tribute beer to Hunter S. Thompson. Ralph Steadman, who did the artwork for Hunter's books, is designing a unique four pack case for this limited edition brew. They are also going to donate some of the profits towards the giant Gonzo fist to be built in Aspen." "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I'm not sure Jack Black is proud of this video short.. but umm Computerman is kind of hypnotic in a very bizaro way.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Combo of breakout & pong. http://www.alldumb.com/media/content/2005/05/11983.swf Highest I've gotten is 36 bounces before I dropped the ball. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I found this online and thought some of them were very funny. It's amazing, not only that there are those out there that would put this on a resume, but that some of these people actually get HIRED! Special skills: "I am quick at typing, about 25 words per minute, 35 with caffeinated coffee." Cover Letter: "I have unsuccessfully raised a dog." Experience: "Worked long shifts to make myself, and my company, a lot of cheese." Cover Letter: "Being in trouble with the law, I moved quite frequently." Reason for leaving last job: "Fired because I fought for lower pay." Cover Letter: "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house." Cover Letter: "My fortune cookie said 'Your next interview will result in a job' - and I like your company..." Special Requests: "My compensation should be at least equal to my age." Objective: "I am interested in applying what I learnt in college." Cover Letter: "I will not relocate, but if I get a job of out state, it is not a problem for me to move." Education: "College, August 1880-May 1984." Reason for leaving: "Note: Please do not misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job." Accomplishments: "I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award." Special Requests: "Please call me after 5:30 pm because I am self employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job." Experience: "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms." Reason for leaving: "Maturity leave." Accomplishments: "Failed the bar exam with relatively high grades." Accomplishments: "Finished 8th in my class of 10." Special Requests: "It is best for employers that I do not work with people." Special Requests: "I am loyal to my employer at all costs...Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail." References: "None. I've left a path of destruction behind me." Abilities: "I am a work alchoholic that is commited to do a thorough job." "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

His mom gave him shit about wearing socks with them!!!! HA!!!! (running to hide) g That is classic!! Thanks Gia, you just made my day "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Bwaahahahahaaaaa "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Three of Houston's babes have hit this thread.. I think I like the thought of all three in knee pads. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Damn man, if your buddy is shootin pics of your girls belly ring with a scorpian on it. I think he's probably taken pics of other parts of her body too. I think I'd put my friend in check. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Well supossedly once you get married, she has control over your penis. We all know the penis is where men keep their brains. So if you're married, then your stupid. I'm just guessing here though.. no real answers. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

She'll probably end up with more jumps then you... Sad part about this is, you're probably right "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Ok I just got this email this morning... Think she is showing signs of addiction? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

She nailed it too. Perfect exit, awesome arch huge smile the entire time. I was very proud... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

There is some awesome talent on that dive too. DuH is so lucky to be jumping with the quality of jumpers at Spaceland. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Well my mom did her first tandem this weekend. She still has her perma-grin! Hoop was her tandem master. Yoshi did video and nailed it. Thanks to Spaceland, Yoshi and Hoop for making my moms first jump so special. She has already bought a second tandem jump to be done at a later date. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

ditto. I'm a huge PITA "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."