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So many have not seen this, I've got to bring it back for a Friday funny "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Irish Car Bomb Dr Pepper Flaming Dr Pepper Tequila Slammer Three Wisemen Ginger Bread Longhorn Snake Bite There are many many shots... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Push the "Mind Erasers" they are low on bar cost and man do they fuck you up. Recipe: 1/2oz Vodka 1/2oz Kahlua 1/2oz Amaretto Splash of soda Layer all three, garnish with 2 bar large straws. It's to be drank as fast as possible via the straws. Personally I can do without all the other mixers in my shot. I just ask for an ice cold shot (or 2) of Jagermeister and cold beer. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

this is a bad thing? Not always. Again though, the threads topic is taken way out of context by a few words. It's entertaining in a psycological way just to see how you can push and prod a thread to take a certain turn or direction change. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

AH so funny how a topic change garners the posts. Funny how this forum revolves around sex. You are all so easy... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Wow it's not a sex thread so it's going to flounder down to the bottom. Oh well. Let's change the question. Who would you do? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Those silly brits, they'll ponder anything. I love this topic though. Time travel... So either time travel is not possible, or something is actually acting to prevent any backward movement from changing the present. For most of us, the former option might seem most likely, but Einstein's general theory of relativity leads some physicists to suspect the latter. According to Einstein, space-time can curve back on itself, theoretically allowing travellers to double back and meet younger versions of themselves. And now a team of physicists from the US and Austria says this situation can only be the case if there are physical constraints acting to protect the present from changes in the past. Weird laws The researchers say these constraints exist because of the weird laws of quantum mechanics even though, traditionally, they don't account for a backwards movement in time. Quantum behaviour is governed by probabilities. Before something has actually been observed, there are a number of possibilities regarding its state. But once its state has been measured those possibilities shrink to one - uncertainty is eliminated. So, if you know the present, you cannot change it. If, for example, you know your father is alive today, the laws of the quantum universe state that there is no possibility of him being killed in the past. It is as if, in some strange way, the present takes account of all the possible routes back into the past and, because your father is certainly alive, none of the routes back can possibly lead to his death. "Quantum mechanics distinguishes between something that might happen and something that did happen," Professor Dan Greenberger, of the City University of New York, US, told the BBC News website. "If we don't know your father is alive right now - if there is only a 90% chance that he is alive right now, then there is a chance that you can go back and kill him. "But if you know he is alive, there is no chance you can kill him." In other words, even if you take a trip back in time with the specific intention of killing your father, so long as you know he is happily sitting in his chair when you leave him in the present, you can be sure that something will prevent you from murdering him in the past. It is as if it has already happened. "You go back to kill your father, but you'd arrive after he'd left the room, you wouldn't find him, or you'd change your mind," said Professor Greenberger. "You wouldn't be able to kill him because the very fact that he is alive today is going to conspire against you so that you'll never end up taking that path leads you to killing him." Greenberger and colleague Karl Svozil introduce their quantum mechanical model of time travel on the ArXiv e-print service. So if you could go back in time and not possibly change the future. What would you do? Link to story "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you will never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheats on his wife with three different women. One of them is your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt." "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Sweet you have a Batcave (read: bat house) in your backyard. Does Bruce Wayne visit often? Nice sunflowers "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Oh hell. Last time i drank tequila, well, Firefly got to drive. What the hell, Herradura or Patron?? Both? hehehe actually either or.. I can't afford either so they would both be a treat "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I will probably come out on Saturday closer to beer-thirty can't miss drinking beer with dizzy dot commers. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it. Poor little guy was lost. I guess you could say that was a case of being "at the wrong place at the wrong time" "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Oh hell. Martini's at Skyfest... Brains bring that bottle of tequila too "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Damn this thread took off!! I went to get some lunch and couldn't catch up... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I am, and curently taken by a whuffo "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Dunno lost the desire.. if I had a special someone who jumped might be different. That and I don't enjoy dz politics and experienced jumpers refusing to jump with the newbs. I was burnt out doing solos all the time. Not the thread for reasons why I don't jump.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

How about ex-jumpers? I understand the risks involved, but, I don't jump so more money for you to jump. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

She was a whuffo when you met her. Your case is special... Not relavent to the question. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

Video here some may find it NSFW there is no nudity though, just adult content. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

I really get uncomfortable if my phone conversations go over 4 or 5 mins. I hate talking on the phone. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

You're coming to skyfest? Wow I need to be there now "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

You didn't have the option for tandem factory... **edit** Dang I need to read the whole thread before posting... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

There is something about Dave an pumpkins. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

"But we'll go ahead and embarass them now..." Blues, Dave What's more embarrassing? Having your pic posted on the web as a perp looking to pay for sex. Or having a woman you date post a picture of you wearing socks with Tevas? Oh the anguish.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."