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Thanks! I'll have to remember that next time

Thanks! Now if only the gay guys would agree Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

You left off the "Reagan should be on a credit card" option. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Sheesh! How many times do I have to tell you the tequila is for liquoring them up so's you can clunk them over the head easier. NOT for pickeling them after! If I've told you once, I've told you twice Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

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Yeah, Vinny, but what if she were really tall, say, I dunno 5'5" or taller? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Thanks Jeanne!

OK, so a few months ago I rented a house with my Sister, her husband and their two kids to help them with expenses. They’ve been living with my Mom since moving back from North Carolina over a year ago. Neither of them make much money, and finding a place big enough for their family that they could afford seemed impossible. So, I offered to share a place and pay half the expenses. Giving up my freedom and privacy has been difficult. I come home and am usually greeted by the kids and or my sister telling me of their day and usually wanting something. If I leave the house I’m asked where I’m going and when I’ll be back. I get followed all over the house and often to the bathroom by someone wanting my attention. My niece is always knocking on my bedroom door wanting me to read to her, wanting to know where my cats are, wanting me to tuck her in, etc.. Don't get me wrong, I think it’s great that they want to be part of my life and me be part of theirs, it’s just that I’m used to, and like, living alone. At times I wonder why I agreed to do this. Last night I was working on a project in my room. My niece knocks on my door for the fifth or sixth time. This time she wanted me to tuck her in – which I love to do, but I was a bit frustrated by the many interruptions. I took her to her room, she climbed into bed. I tucked the covers in around her. I gave her the usual shpeal about not biting the bed bugs. She gave me her usual shpeal that she doesn’t bite bed bugs they bite us. I gave her the usual kiss on the forehead, told her I loved her, and when I went to leave she said, “Uncle Keith.” I said, “Yeeees Crissy.” She said, “Will you marry me?”

Awwwweee Sunny!?!

I'm afraid of being afraid of being afraid. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Hmm, who'd *you* kill? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Acid. Just make sure you don't forget to dispose of the undesolved teeth. Damn teeth can be a problem. Or you could always chop it up and put it down the disposal. Just make sure you have enough Draino on hand to get rid of the pesky skin and hair that can clog the drain. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Poor puppies. Turns out they were all blind. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Y M C A It's fun to stay at the Y M C A A Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I can't wait for it to come out. It's a must see

Awe Rosa!?! I hope you heal quickly. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Truly? Even if not, it's still a very nice compliment Hey, your loss Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Several times iirc

Yeah, well, you didn't pat my bat either Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Don't want to have to buy beer Huh? btw, you never patted my bum this weenend Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

Thanks Jake Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I've learned the hard way not to handle situations like this myself, and let the authorities do it. I tried to be reasonable with an unreasonable neighbor and she made my life hell until I moved. Trust me, you did the right thing. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

I still think you should tell people you got in a drunken bar room brawl Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville

CALL. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville