Keith

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  1. Keith

    Metrosexuals?

    Then you must mean PC as in Penis Circumference Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  2. Oooooh. I misread his post then. Thanks for the clarification. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  3. Who said anything about banning marriage? I want to ban divorce. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  4. Anyone can vote. I'm just interested in what the defense of marriage folks think. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  5. Keith

    Metrosexuals?

    Dr. Freud. Paging Dr. Freud.
  6. OK, for all those who want to ban gay marriage because you want to defend the institution of marriage, would you vote to ban divorce and why? Wouldn't banning divorce do a hell of a lot more to defend marriage than banning gays from getting married? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  7. 1. Yes 2. 1 3. None 4. The beggar is the womans sister. 5. Because he's still alive. 6. One 7. No, he's dead. 8. They're not playing each other. 9. 70 10. White, North Pole 11. 2 12. Fifty cent piece and a nickel 13. The match 14. Half way 15. One hour 16. 9 17. One 18. Meat 19. 12 20. The same Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  8. Keith

    Metrosexuals?

    Alls I can say is NO man of mine is wearing make up. Ok, maybe a little eye liner but that's it Seriously though, I don't know a single gay man that would wear make up. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  9. (bold added by Keith for emphasis) Uh, Ron, using a sister and brother wanting to have kids together to make a point against two men getting married is not a very good one. Last I checked, the only babies I can have with another man are jelly babies. Adoption aside, because we're not talking brother and sister adoption, we're talking conception. edited 'cause I screwed up the "bold" thing. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  10. If you're referring to civil unions for all, I'm all for it. If you're referring to civil unions for gays and marriages for straights, I think it's a place to start but it's not the answer. I don't agree with separate but equal. We all know that doesn't work. If we really want to defend marriage, we should ban divorce, separation and infidelity. You (not you Chris, society in general) want a divorce or to have sex with the cutie next door? Fine, but you'll spend 5 to life in prison thinking about what a great idea it was. That's defending marriage. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  11. Hey!?! Who do I have to talk to to get an extra 6 hours added to my days? I could've sure used a few extra hours in each day this past few weeks. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  12. Yeah, I know. This isn't about depriving gays and lesbains equal rights. It's about the rights of straight people to marry, divorce, marry, divorce, marry, divorce, marry, divorce, marry, divorce, marry divorce . . . btw, I have a confession. My real agenda is polygamous homosexual bestiality. You see, I have 2 male cats I want to marry. edited to add: Skylar and Scooter I love you guys! One day we'll be able to share our love with the whole world. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  13. Imagine the uproar when people find out what I really want is to marry my cat. Aaaaand his name is Skylar. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  14. They What!?! There should be a law! Where's lawrocket when you need him? The best part of pieing someone is knowing they'll smell like baby puke for a week. Eeeeeverybody knows That! edited for spelling. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  15. I agree with you Wendy. I don't let that kind of thing bother me though. My Mom's husband is the same way. When he's lost a debate he reverts to name calling. When he does I know I've won the debate, and just smile. There's a reason people get heavy handed, and it's not because they know they're right. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  16. Oh, come on now. Don't be so hard on yourself. At least you crack *someone* up. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  17. Awe Maaa Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  18. Who says thay have to be *actual* hours Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  19. Keith

    Summer School

    Just one 4 unit computer class, but it's 3 hours a night 4 nights a week, and very homework intensive; I thought it was going to be a breeze. I work full time too. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  20. Finally!!! Someone has been able to weed through that confusing, misleading liberal mumbo-jumbo to get to the patriotic truth. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  21. If it helps any, I have days like that all the time lately. I had a dream this weekend that I got laid off. When I woke up and discovered it was a dream I was bummed. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  22. Friggin' cool HH Will this help advertising sales? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  23. I think we could be friends. At least you're willing to go see it with a closed mind Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  24. If you ever had anything nice to say I'd probably shit myself. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville
  25. Yes, he gave us liberal scum something to "yak" about. He didn't influence us though. If the conservative "superior" would go see the movie, they'd see that he doesn't present anything new; he simply replays news coverage. Yeah, yeah, I know, from the liberal media; The liberal media that's owned by conservatives. edited for spelling errors Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville